Those options are brutal. I would probably still watch Sharpe, just to confirm he really exists as right now he is like the man on the grassy knoll, bigfoot, etc, to me. I feel like the guy we saw is just a holographic image and does not really exist in reality.
WNBA might be doable if I can make it a drinking game for everytime something woke is said by the announcers and so forth. I would be wasted by end of Q1 (have no idea if WNBA does quarters still or does halves or whatever). Perhaps if I could watch a game where one of the rare hot WNBA girls is playing that would make it more doable as well.
Watching the view would make me gauge out both eyes and cut off my ears.