Facebook definitely is a chronicle for women who peaked in high school... The constant posting of photos when they were "the shit" is truly sad, as they KNOW they didn't evolve one iota.
Insanely Stupid Facebook Posts
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That's the best policy.Yeah but I'm an asshole sometimes so I don't even click on those threads.
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Have to admit I'm loving Facebook the last week or so. I enjoy seeing all the graduation pics from my friends of their kids and all the pics of my daughter and her classmates graduating.
The same former coworker I mentioned before posted this nugget today:
"Obama should be apologizing for the three Mildest countries that he toppled over..."
I think he meant "Mideast" countries. That autocorrect he uses is doing more harm than good.
"Obama should be apologizing for the three Mildest countries that he toppled over..."
I think he meant "Mideast" countries. That autocorrect he uses is doing more harm than good.
Did you know that Obama has let in:
53,456,265 Muslim Syrians
33,539,245 Iraqi Muslims
49,004,333 Mexican criminals
13,894,143 Cuban exiles
5,498,045 Honduran gang members
15 dogs
4 cats
2 lizards
1 Syrian Christian
53,456,265 Muslim Syrians
33,539,245 Iraqi Muslims
49,004,333 Mexican criminals
13,894,143 Cuban exiles
5,498,045 Honduran gang members
15 dogs
4 cats
2 lizards
1 Syrian Christian
When I'm on Facebook, I tend to look for meltdowns. The bigger the better. I love the Ebonics people use as well.
Facebook is the perfect website that illustrates that life doesn't get better for everyone after high school.
I hardly have anyone on my friends list from high school. The few I have ALL stayed in the area and either teach/coach at high schools.
These have really been getting under my skin lately. "Hey, this poor kid is dying of ass cancer, but don't forget about me!"
I was way ahead of the game. I immediately recognized that Facebook was the most intrusive stupidest shit to join in the history of mankind, not to mention permanently putting all your personal shit into the public doman, and passed on that long ago. Never joined. Never will.
Wife, now that is a different story.
Wife, now that is a different story.
I have an account it's just that I rarely use it. I originally used it to follow some bands and musicians I enjoy. I later used it for some businesses and restaurants as a substitute for Yelp.
One day I added my wife as a friend and....
One day I added my wife as a friend and....
I just go through and request people the trashier the better. I have one crown jewel that posts all the time. She has 4 kids no rock and constantly posts pictures of herself in a bra and panties and you can't scroll by fast enough. Then when she gets all these guys that have multiple felonies cat calling her with flattering comments she gets bitchy. That's when her attiude comes out. She types in Ebonics so fast I don't think she knows what it says. It's a gold mine
Shows how smart you are. If your wife is on there, they have more personal info about you than if you were on there yourself.
Poor Z.
Check her out she has 4 pages and 5000 friends. If you need to have a laugh check her out. Gin adams(ginjer) she is in North Carolina. I'm not linking it, you know how to search fb. You will know when you hit the right page. Check it out and lmk what you think
That's the worst link ever. It does not in any way support your false claims.
I have found another goldmine for fb comedy. Veronica sheets. I believe she lives in Texas. Check out her most recent post. Excellent stuff
If you and your wife share a Facebook account, your balls went MIA the moment you registered. This is f@@king science.
That means one of them got caught cheating via fb.
I call those adultery accounts.
I deactivated my fb a couple months ago. Best thing I've done in a while. Everyone's parent of the year, a political pundit and a GD ordained minister getting to heaven on likes, shares and amens.
You have to love people that go on vacation and post pics about It, and then wonder why their house got robbed.
I'm going to set a Facebook post announcing my vacation only to stakeout my own place in hopes i get my first kill
^skip all that effort and just put spring guns all over the place and wait for the good times to ensue.
Id give a years salary to watch Chesney and Tim McGraw go fu@@ing Thelma and Louise style into a damn lava pit. Immediately if not sooner.
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