Insanely Stupid Facebook Posts

[funKYcat75]

Since we can't all just go off on our friends and families for being idiots, let us mock them through this thread. I'm sure some of you can just let it rip on them, but I can't, short of the occasional Snopes link in their comments. Have at it.

This jewel is from my Aunt in Mason County, where apparently the gov't is walking door-to-door, forcing a furrin language on their citizenry.

 

[Mashburned]

Agree.

 

[Willy4UK]

Best thing I ever did was get off Facebook.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Election year unfollow total has breached 200 FB friends/family. I follow no one and only post pics of my dog and kids with zero commentary.

 

[funKYcat75]

From an old high school friend. Since we can't Share on this board, you can quote it. I think 1 Quote = 7.386 prayers. Not sure of the conversion rate.

 

[Kooky Kats]

From an old high school friend. Since we can't Share on this board, you can quote it. I think 1 Quote = 7.386 prayers. Not sure of the conversion rate.

It follows Italian lira exchange rate.

 

[Mashburned]

Amen

 

[Big_Blue79]

Older relative posted something about a green moon on April 20, 2016 (4/20) that was supposedly happening due to planetary alignment. That was fun. A lot of the rest is Obama is a Muslim stuff (too many to post). Also, so many bald f$%^ing eagles with flags, even for things that are totally unrelated - "I don't shop at Whole Foods, I shop for freedom," or some crap.

 

[funKYcat75]

It follows Italian lira exchange rate.

Thanks for the prayers.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Thanks for the prayers.

Prego.

 

[funKYcat75]

Older relative posted something about a green moon on April 20, 2016 (4/20) that was supposedly happening due to planetary alignment. That was fun. A lot of the rest is Obama is a Muslim stuff (too many to post). Also, so many bald f$%^ing eagles with flags, even for things that are totally unrelated - "I don't shop at Whole Foods, I shop for freedom," or some crap.

My other aunt posted that one. It was too funny to tell her what it meant, so I didn't. The comments were priceless.

 

[Ron Mehico]

I joined facebook in 2004, when it was only college kids and you needed an @edu email address. That was really fun and enjoyable. After about 2008 or whenever they just let anyone join it started slowly going downhill. I deleted my account in 2011 and can't say I really miss it one bit, but from everything I hear it sounds like it just keeps getting worse and worse.

 

[funKYcat75]

Hot off the newsfeed. I didn't know cows liked to snuggle after relations.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Hot off the newsfeed. I didn't know cows liked to snuggle after relations.

I guess you're not doing it right.

 

[funKYcat75]

I guess you're not doing it right.

I always forget which ones are bulls and which are heifers. Thought that one had a strange udder.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I always forget which ones are bulls and which are heifers. Thought that one had a strange udder.

Yeah, the last thing you need after bovine love is to be accused of being gay.

 

[mdlUK.1]

Actually, it's a lot like this board except here it's mostly libs, patting themselves on the back at how cool and enlightened they are.

 

[ThroughBlue]

^ with the occasional Stone Age conservative drop by

 

[ukalumni00]

People who post everyday about their children are the worst and that includes several of my family members.

 

[wcc31]

You guys know you can hide people, right? I never see any of this stuff.

 

[Big_Blue79]

You guys know you can hide people, right? I never see any of this stuff.

Much cooler to state you deleted your Facebook account. And who is Kim Kardashian anyway?

 

[Willy4UK]

Much cooler to state you deleted your Facebook account. And who is Kim Kardashian anyway?

Absolutely agree. If you haven't dropped Facebook at this point, then you're prolly just a loser.

 

[d2atTech]

Best thing I ever did was get off Facebook.

you and me both my friend!

 

[Willy4UK]

you and me both my friend!

Now I notice when people ask me if I'm on Facebook, I say no because it's f***** stupid Walmart mentality mindset. Then they go onto to tell me EVERY GD reason why they are still on it.

It's a shame thing at this point.

 

[funKYcat75]

Meh. I like two things about it.
1. Keeping up with family that I can't regularly see.
2. Making fun of the dummies.

It's a hobby. Hiding is for wimps (except for the ones that are selling crap)

 

[anthonys735]

I think it's fantastic. #1 for enjoyment of the shit people will openly put out there and #2 to keep up with old friends and their families. Huge supporter of social media.

If am annoyed by something on social media, I edit/block/delete/change my settings so I don't see it. All of the sites make that 2 left clicks of your mouse easy.

 

[Mashburned]

I just want to see scientific studies on the shit.

Or what they determined from the years of the college test group.

 

[H. Lecter]

I'm proud to say I've never had it-never will. I've never had a desire to let people know what I'm up to or see what they're up to everygdday. The ones I want to talk to from my past I keep in touch with. For the dumb comments and funny crap, I regularly rely on you guys, my dearest pals!

 

[dgtatu01]

An older dude I go to church with posted a photo of Goose with a caption using his name real name in the movie instead of Goose and talking about how he had gone down in and engagement with the Russians over the Indian Ocean in 1986. It stated most of us wouldn't read this or much less share it because we didn't care about our soldiers anymore. Whoever puts these funny memes out to troll older folks who share stuff on Facebook is a genius.

 

[kyaddict]

My dad posted this one. I told him he should probably take it down. When he asked why, I just couldn't...

 

[mdlUK.1]

I did see one posted as a tribute to Vietnam vets and had a picture of GI's. Problem is, the picture was of the cast of Tropic Thunder.

 

[Xception]

Get on Facebook then get off = cool

Never got on Facebook to begin with = Dos Equis

 

[UKGrad93]

 

[Willy4UK]

I hate that guy

 

[BernieSadori]

I hate that guy

Or....just or......let me show the world I am a recovering alcoholic or junkie. Should be great fodder during an interview.

Plus, his sign is a mess. Terrible, really.

 

[funKYcat75]

SOBOR

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

This little gem made the rounds a few months ago when the Powerball jackpot got huge. I got a big kick out of how many people shared it without knowing just how far off the math was.

 

[Willy4UK]

Or....just or......let me show the world I am a recovering alcoholic or junkie. Should be great fodder during an interview.

Plus, his sign is a mess. Terrible, really.

hahahaha

 

[Willy4UK]

Plus, if you wear a shell necklace, go kill yourself.

Surprised Kenny Chesney hasn't offed himself yet

 

[BernieSadori]

What irks me is the long winded 1,000 word essay "telling" their spouse how much they love them.

How about just rolling over and saying it to their face? At this point, the post isn't even for them, it's trolling for likes.

The only post I'd even care to click a like button for would be something honest:
HAPPY ANNIVERSERY, BITCH! REMEMBER BACK WHEN YOU ACTUALLY BLEW ME? YEAH...GOOD TIMES!