N.O.B.

[UKGrad93]

We went to the neighbors last night. Stayed up til 1 AM drinking and playing stupid games like 5 sec. rule.

I drank a bunch of Bud Light that was left over from my brother’s visit. Slight headache and I’ve pooped twice trying to rid my body of toxins.

Back to work tomorrow and Thursday. Taking Friday off.

I’m not excited about any UK sports right now.

 

[Captain Forehead]

I hate the flu. The flu can suck it.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Wondering aloud if mav survived the Christmas festivities with his inlaws.

Jimmy the Greek (remember him?) says it's a 50/50 shot as to whether we will get to read an epic story in the NOB vs. one of us receiving a call to bail him out of jail.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[AustinTXCat]

Good old 'Eugenics Jimmy'.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Mav was last seen at a Chick Fil A parking lot dumpster, with large trash bags...

 

[Kooky Kats]

I got nothing. Thought I’d share.

 

[funKYcat75]

I got nothing. Thought I’d share.

Big, if true.

 

[Mashburned]

False.

 

[Kooky Kats]

False.

False Alfredo.

 

[funKYcat75]

False Alfredo.

With crab cake.

 

[Kooky Kats]

With crab cake.

W/o FTW.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Can I get in on the gots nuttin' party?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Wait...I got this to share...

 

[Kooky Kats]

Just add crab cake.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Can I get in on the gots nuttin' party?

^ that chick has got a smoking rack. After ATT got rid of her, I went to TMobile.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Has there been a post-XMAS @-Mav- sighting?

Concerned.

 

[funKYcat75]

He tweetin’

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Has there been a post-XMAS @-Mav- sighting?

Concerned.

Several unconfirmed reports. One sighting at the CFL parking lot dumpster. One rumor that he might be in jail for DIA (domestic inlaw abuse). The only thing we know for certain is that he is NOT in a ballpark hitting curveballs.

 

[Kooky Kats]

He tweetin’

It’s twoo.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Wait...I got this to share...

Doesn’t count



















He’s a honky

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Just add crab cake.

“Well Cheesy Skillets!!”

 

[Captain Forehead]

It’s twoo.

You Teutonic twat.

 

[-Mav-]

Thanks for all the thoughts, Wildcat Friends.

I’ve just been kinda down what with all the holiday season’s typical misery and agony and whatnot. Plus, I recently started flossing so my gums are a little sore. Fortunately though, wifey’s been sick and mostly sleeping — which means I’ve been able to stay somewhat inebriated . Oh, only got one present this year, but it was a good one: 12 pack of Moon Pies .

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

There you go again, mav...completely dismissing my generous gift of the treasure hunting rights to 100,000,000 kaizershillings. It's the gift that keeps on disappointing all year long.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Hope Santa was good to you all! Any NOBers get Christmas nookie? Willy probably did.

 

[thabigbluenation]

Merry late Christmas to the best thread on the catpaw. Man, when you have kids, christmas is a damn bull rush to the end. finally gave the little shit some benadryl around 11:30 cause she wouldn't, couldn't go to sleep. me and he wifey didn't get in bed till like 3, back up at 7 and the all day onslaught. but it's still a blast. daughter is 9 and a half, probably the last year she believes in all the magic, if she does't already know already and just too chicken shit to tell us.

me and the missus bought a nintendo switch for the "kid", or family, but had it for like the last month, we have been staying up getting stoned and playing the shit out of it the whole time then wrapped it up and made it a present lol.

Doc said today i am halfway through the treatment (chemo) process already. blood test are perfect even with them trying to poison the crap out of me. tells me he thinks i am good but that this is still the best thing for me since i am still youngish. gone back to work, lost no hair and other than about 5 days or so every other week during the cyce, i eat like my body is on a mission. just a little bit longer and hopefully this shit is in the rear view mirror.

probably feel like a poop but still getting hammered on new years,

 

[-Mav-]

Any NOBers get Christmas nookie?

Actually, yeah, I did. In fact, I ate so many Christmas cookies I felt like a damned Sesame Street character. I mean I pounded ‘em.

 

[funKYcat75]

I never watch ABC shows, but match game is damn funny. Could be the Bacardi ta;king though.

 

[-Mav-]

I never watch ABC shows, but match game is damn funny. Could be the Bacardi ta;king though.

Match Game c1975 with Gene Rayburn, Charles Nelson Reilly & Co was high comedy in the day.

 

[funKYcat75]

Match Game c1975 with Gene Rayburn, Charles Nelson Reilly & Co was high comedy in the day.

Will have to,YouTube those. I’m sure reilly toed the ‘obviously gay, but not out’ line perfectly.

 

[UKGrad93]

GSN used to show reruns of the original Match Game. Hilarious. Everyone knew Charles Nelson was gay. Somehow he was famous just for being on game shows as far as I know.

 

[funKYcat75]

GSN used to show reruns of the original Match Game. Hilarious. Everyone knew Charles Nelson was gay. Somehow he was famous just for being on game shows as far as I know.

He was the bumbling idiot Dad in lots of things. Bye Bye Birdie is the one that sticks out to me.

 

[UKGrad93]

Big blue- glad you had a good Christmas and got to play Santa clause again. That was always special.

I hope you continue to win the battle against cancer.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Everyone knew Charles Nelson Reilly was gay.

Wait. What!?!?

Next you’ll tell me Paul Lynde, the center square was a homo.

 

[Kooky Kats]

You Teutonic twat.

You’re makin a German spectacle of yoself.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Well Mav the holidays are meant for over indulgence of foods and alcohol.

 

[funKYcat75]

H̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶m̶b̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ ̶D̶a̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶l̶o̶t̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶.̶ ̶B̶y̶e̶ ̶B̶y̶e̶ ̶B̶i̶r̶d̶i̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶e̶.̶

Nope. That was Paul Lynde.


Dummy.

 

[UKGrad93]

Wait. What!?!?

Next you’ll tell me Paul Lynde, the center square was a homo.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Nope. That was Paul Lynde.


Dummy.

Charles Nelson Reilly something something *sticks out”.


<~~~~~~<<< walks off backwards hitchhiking like Bill Bixby.