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N.O.B.

I would’ve.
Couldn’t’ve done it, myself, with a grandma who could still cook. Of my two grandmas, I only cooked a meal once for one of them. The other, I wouldn’t dare. The only reason I cooked for the one was that we were staying for free in her place for a week in florida and she (and my aunt) bought all the groceries. She wasn’t capable of really cooking by that point anyway.
 
Both my grammas were long dead before I showed up.. but I currently cook their recipes.

I would’ve loved to take the opportunity to hone my skills in an effort to become master. Get tips, listen to stories of significance and variations...But to understand them, I would’ve needed to speak Italian (but, hey).
 
The bacon smells good. I don’t think anything that smells good would mess you up.

I left it out of my world famous Bacon Caramel Corn. You guys can’t even dream of a culinary delight like that. Now it’s just caramel corn with pecans. Made dark chocolate too. Pioneer woman ain’t got shit on me.
 
I’ve moved from the ‘Ville almost 12 years now...With Ramsey, Jurich, Pitino, Papa, Todd Blue all out of the Kindom of Louisville - who’s the reigning, nut-swinging, douchebag heir apparent?

There’s always someone as the face...

Terry Meiners?
 
<> Both of my grandmothers would have beat me over the head with a rolling pin if I had tried to cook for them. And then they would have promptly whipped up some of the best fried chicken, country ham, taters, ham hock green beans, etc...to ease the pain in my noggin.

<> Mash is a puss for not eating that bacon. Would it have made him sick? Probably. Even so...he is less of a man having wasted all that good bacon. Disappointed in you, brother. smh

<> Dare I say it? I mean it IS rather early in the season. And, as per Cal, apparently we are a rather YOUNG team. Should I say it anyway? I mean looking at our talent. And looking at our remaining schedule. Ah WTH...ima say it...

Not losing another...


Nah. Bit too early for that just yet.
 
<> Both of my grandmothers would have beat me over the head with a rolling pin if I had tried to cook for them. And then they would have promptly whipped up some of the best fried chicken, country ham, taters, ham hock green beans, etc...to ease the pain in my noggin.

<> Mash is a puss for not eating that bacon. Would it have made him sick? Probably. Even so...he is less of a man having wasted all that good bacon. Disappointed in you, brother. smh

<> Dare I say it? I mean it IS rather early in the season. And, as per Cal, apparently we are a rather YOUNG team. Should I say it anyway? I mean looking at our talent. And looking at our remaining schedule. Ah WTH...ima say it...

Not losing another...


Nah. Bit too early for that just yet.
What's more annoying?

Having all this talent for the last 8 plus seasons with only one championship to show for it...

Or

Ten loss Tubby?
 
Remember guys...cash. Well, cash or bitcoin, your choice. TIA.
Started my own new monetary system...the kaizershilling. Should take off like a rocket. Pretty much like bitcoin except instead of "mining" you go "treasure hunting" for kaizershillings.

So that's what I got you for Christmas this year...

Straight kaizershilling, matey.
 
Bitcoin down like a rock today... time to go all in.
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