True but a cool buzz during/after a win > than a "we suck so I'm gonna get ish faced drunk to forget" drunken stupor.
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We lost because our staff doesn’t have a cutthroat winning mentality. Up 10, midfield in the third quarter.... 3 listless A-gap draws and a punt? Are you fargin kidding me? Our qB was 16-16 at the time... if they take the reigns off the playcalling, we’d have beaten UF and Old Miss EASILY.
This one is on Stoops. so is Florida. Screw him. Keep Marrow and make him HC. #whynot
Instead... we have 3 losses.
I’ll have to watch the film, but I’m kinda f’d up. Drank a bunch of beer and booze before/during the game. Went to the Tin Roof Bar. Had a good time. Fug we lost. I was in the endzone and knew it was a good catch. Offensive holding , but whatever. I have a good time.
Tomorrow’s gonna hurt.
Tomorrow’s gonna hurt.
Until we change 3 things we will continue to be 6-6 and 7-5 at best.
1. Quit the conservative play calling in the middle of the 3rd quarter. It's cost us two games now.
2. Game management. Why not have Benny waste a little more time before snapping the ball? Pooch kick to the the 30 yard line?
3. Defense. We are going to have to start stopping people occasionally. Why are we giving their receivers 10 yard cushions? Can we not wrap up on tackles? We not allowed to or something.
If Tennessee and Florida ever get back to half of what they were we are are looking at 5-7 seasons.
1. Quit the conservative play calling in the middle of the 3rd quarter. It's cost us two games now.
2. Game management. Why not have Benny waste a little more time before snapping the ball? Pooch kick to the the 30 yard line?
3. Defense. We are going to have to start stopping people occasionally. Why are we giving their receivers 10 yard cushions? Can we not wrap up on tackles? We not allowed to or something.
If Tennessee and Florida ever get back to half of what they were we are are looking at 5-7 seasons.
LEK started two players on their BYE week and Witten put up a goose egg for him...and yet he's still gonna beat me this week. smh
#Fantastical_Flop
#Fantastical_Flop
My fantastical team is falling apart. Meh.
I really like Lexington, but I’d love to visit without my brother. We left the game , took an Uber to the Tin Roof. My lil bro heard about it last year and cold not shut up about going there. Seemed like we were only there for 15 min or so. Not sure why we left so early. I was having a good time being drunk and dancing with college girls. My bro and his buddies seemed to just be hanging out in the corner.
Went back towards the hotel. Got some food at Outback. One of the dudes got pissed cause they wouldn’t serve him a beer until he had some food. My brothers friends make the rafters look like Rhodes scholars.
I’m glad we bought some bourbon and whiskey, otherwise I would’ve never even gotten buzzed.
Some dude rode up to our tailgate on a bike. He was a private ticket broker. Half hour later, he came back and sold us some tix. My brothers friends didn’t even counter, just paid the first asking price.
I really like Lexington, but I’d love to visit without my brother. We left the game , took an Uber to the Tin Roof. My lil bro heard about it last year and cold not shut up about going there. Seemed like we were only there for 15 min or so. Not sure why we left so early. I was having a good time being drunk and dancing with college girls. My bro and his buddies seemed to just be hanging out in the corner.
Went back towards the hotel. Got some food at Outback. One of the dudes got pissed cause they wouldn’t serve him a beer until he had some food. My brothers friends make the rafters look like Rhodes scholars.
I’m glad we bought some bourbon and whiskey, otherwise I would’ve never even gotten buzzed.
Some dude rode up to our tailgate on a bike. He was a private ticket broker. Half hour later, he came back and sold us some tix. My brothers friends didn’t even counter, just paid the first asking price.
@Willy4UK the main board is talking about eating ass. I figured you would want to teach them how it's done
https://forums.rivals.com/forums/college-basketball-board.28/
https://forums.rivals.com/forums/college-basketball-board.28/
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Yeah. You'd think I would have learned that lesson by now. Never argue with the chicken voices in your head. Write that down, kids.
Neighbor 4 doors down put up two scraggly strands of Christmas lights last weekend. I saw him doing it (and scowled) but then he quit and never added any more for some reason. Looks stupid but makes me laugh.
I'm no college volleyball, but i think them gals on defense jumped a little too soon.
The spiker looks like she stuffed a couple volleyballs under her jersey, and in no way is that depressing.
{{{Alright already. I'll play your stupid little superstitious game, you kooky bastiche}}}
Man, Vandy is gonna whip us. We suck. Double digit loss for the Cats.
Vandy - 14
Kentucky - 2
Happy?
I'll record the game and decide later if I want to watch it or not. Daylight is too precious to waste watching bad football.
That's true
mark stoopids you cain't run clock or count players on field so if mitch farrs ur ass without buyout you probably wouldn't even realize it.
If I said that on air to his face would y'all make a gofundme or something? Maybe buy me a pizza?
mark stoopids you cain't run clock or count players on field so if mitch farrs ur ass without buyout you probably wouldn't even realize it.
If I said that on air to his face would y'all make a gofundme or something? Maybe buy me a pizza?
Well, how can I make you happy? Because that's what I'm here for. You believe that don't you, kooky? That I'm here on catpaws to make you happy.
No. But I would laugh pretty hard, post a couple of rolling smiley faces on catpaws, and give you one genuine "attaboy".
Wait...I got a $5 Penn Station coupon that I will kick in as well.
Good enough?
Saturday is Veteran's Day. My plan is to stuff myself beyond comprehension with all the freebie offers out there. May catch the game at some establishment.
https://kentucky.forums.rivals.com/threads/haha.247769/
I appreciated these IU fans slidin' in and gettin' it. Very direct. Refreshing, really.
I appreciated these IU fans slidin' in and gettin' it. Very direct. Refreshing, really.
Crap, it got nuked.
-Leader in points in fantasy football by over 150. Lost again by single digit yards after not seeing Fournette and Ertz were out earlier in the day and having BEAST MODE on the bench because I thought he just might be out eating a bagel or some crap instead of playing. 2-7. fuuuuuuuuu
-Leader in points in fantasy football by over 150. Lost again by single digit yards after not seeing Fournette and Ertz were out earlier in the day and having BEAST MODE on the bench because I thought he just might be out eating a bagel or some crap instead of playing. 2-7. fuuuuuuuuu
I could eat an entire bag of these in one setting. If you remember Mr Salty pretzel sticks, these are them. Super thin. $1
Yes. I need words of iron to get me thru football season. Not jinxes and devils talk n’ such.
2017: Reading words like “first trans woman of color elected to public office” on Twitter.
2016: Hillary Clinton can’t beat the guy from The Apprentice.
2016: Hillary Clinton can’t beat the guy from The Apprentice.
Sorry, brother. Can't help you on that one. Impossible to use any words of iron to describe UK foolsball.
Much, much, much softer words must be used when discussing such a topic. Words like "wet noodle", "sieve", "broken dam", "jake legs", "arm tackling wussies", etc...
Drunk Football welcomes the Cows this coming weekend.
Good luck, Mash.
Good luck, Mash.
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STILL overall points leader
Somebody...ANYBODY...please end the monotony and boredom of me winning every.single.week.
Next up? Teacherman and his weak azz team full of derelicts & misfits. {sigh} Looks like the boredom shall continue for yet another week. Must find a way to motivate and press on...
#yawn
#LonelyAtTheTop
STILL overall points leader
Somebody...ANYBODY...please end the monotony and boredom of me winning every.single.week.
Next up? Teacherman and his weak azz team full of derelicts & misfits. {sigh} Looks like the boredom shall continue for yet another week. Must find a way to motivate and press on...
#yawn
#LonelyAtTheTop
Pssssh. I went all whatever-the-equivalent-of-Brian-Cashman-is-in-football and did a pretty good overhaul of the roster. Not. Losing. Another. Game. This. Season.
