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Soooooo...me, one of my friends, and 3 chicks connect those straws together to make 5 makeshift super long straws. We then proceed to sip the eff outta the shitty beer in that stolen keg.

~~~ And ~~~

I hooked up with one of the chicks.
Other dude had a threesome?
 
Jesus Christ, Hardee's straw with McD's coke is simply taking it to another level. This is the kind of ingenuity that America was built on and needs to survive.

Have you considered starting a master class for this stuff?
This is it. Right here. Right now. Mav puts on a masters clinic every.single.day. Right here in the NOB.

You just gotta pay attention and take notes.
 
Thanks brother. Don’t wanna brag, but yeah, it’s def a pro-move for sure. Plus, it really caps off the meal.

Everybody knows McDonalds has the best Cokes, hands down, but hardly anybody mentions that their straw game is world-class too. Above-average caliber for maximizing intake with each suck, excellent rigidity/wall-thickness (no bending/cracking mid-shaft when inserted), and, aesthetically, the red and yellow pinstripes running lengthwise down the shaft really complete the “package” — cause pinstripes are classy AF and shit.

To be fair though, Hardee’s also makes a strong straw. In fact, sometimes I’ll get the biscuit and ask for a straw to use with The forthcoming McD’s Coke, just to mix it up. One time the manager came to the window and said, “We don’t usually give out straws, what’s up?” and I said “JUST MAKE MY F--KING BISCUIT BITCH AND MIND YOUR DAMNED BISNESS.” We haven’t had any problems since.

lol. This is true. The Big Red Straw is strong and sturdy, better than McDonalds, imo.

Can you imagine how much McDonalds/others lose per year because of pill heads snatching up hundreds of straws? Bet it's a lot. It's hilarious the manager questioned, and you shut his ass down real quick.

.these NKY kids are slipping.

fn NKY shitheads. smh.
 
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Have you ever gone to multiple drive thrus and then combined those orders into one super fast food order? Like...idk what, but there are many options....like gimme a 8ct CFA nugget then on to Taco Bell where you shove the nugs inside a burrito or something? MAGA!!!!
 
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Go getchee a stack of Steak N' Shake burgers and head over to Arby's where you purchase some cheese sticks and shove those golden bastards inside the burgers. OMG.
 
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Well good bc I'm laying it on thick.

As much as I hate NKY, I never would have dreamt y'all would have found a way to make CFA suck. I hope Mr. Cathy pulls his restaurants out of there and y'all have to survive on shit ass chili sauce and shredded cheese.
 
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I will say this, which is not a popular opinion on this board, but I always thought LaRosa's pizza was pretty good. The sauce to cheese ratio is good, and it's much better signature NKY dish compared to that fn chili sauce.
 
Oh, just try me. I'll have your head on a spike in front of the World Peace Bell within a fortnight.

We are afflicted with the Ohioan scourge of cinnamon chili and House Rosa's pizza due to proximity. It was not born from here.


Honestly I have a love hate relationship with the chili. My entire life, it's essentially been an every other year cycle. One year I can crush coneys and three ways, the next it makes me want to vomit. Chili cheese dip too...do you even? Dope tho.
 
You're lucky to have LaRosa's.

I could crush coneys all day, but I don't out of my disrespect for the north. It's kind of not fair cinci gets the chili title when they basically just use it to dress their hot dogs...under a pound of shredded cheese...and the fact that it's not even chili.
 
2017 has been a "crush" cycle. 2018, probably back to blowing chunks and the squirts.

As a NON OHIOAN (not Ohio) my body needs time to reset itself. I've heard some high born Ohioans use the shit for mud baths like in a spa or something.
 
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"Oven-baked blossoms of pizza dough brushed with our garlic-pesto sauce, stuffed with provolone cheese and your choice of pepperoni or spinach."

They's pretty dank.
 
As the Warden of the North I must say I've lately taken offense to your blatant nkycism. Please be sure that further provocation will inevitably lead to fisticuffs.

We are not Ohio. We are not. I swear it.

You NKY folk MIGHT not be Ohio...and I stress MIGHT not...but you jackals are for damn sure South Cincy Wannabes.

#truth
 
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"Oven-baked blossoms of pizza dough brushed with our garlic-pesto sauce, stuffed with provolone cheese and your choice of pepperoni or spinach."

They's pretty dank.
Those look pretty fly for sure, but you know what -- I don't want no hangover, I can't get no hangover.
 
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5 Guys? I just read that Paducah is gettin a 5 Guys -- should I be excited?
 
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