Thanks brother. Don’t wanna brag, but yeah, it’s def a pro-move for sure. Plus, it really caps off the meal.
Everybody knows McDonalds has the best Cokes, hands down, but hardly anybody mentions that their straw game is world-class too. Above-average caliber for maximizing intake with each suck, excellent rigidity/wall-thickness (no bending/cracking mid-shaft when inserted), and, aesthetically, the red and yellow pinstripes running lengthwise down the shaft really complete the “package” — cause pinstripes are classy AF and shit.
To be fair though, Hardee’s also makes a strong straw. In fact, sometimes I’ll get the biscuit and ask for a straw to use with The forthcoming McD’s Coke, just to mix it up. One time the manager came to the window and said, “We don’t usually give out straws, what’s up?” and I said “JUST MAKE MY F--KING BISCUIT BITCH AND MIND YOUR DAMNED BISNESS.” We haven’t had any problems since.