N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
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I'll trade ya Cam and a couple running backs fer him.
Additionally, just since this morning, I've:
- gone skyyyyyyy-divin'
- been Rocky Mountain climbin'
- been 2.7 seconds on a bull named F-U Man Chew
- loved deeper (no connection to the aforementioned bull)
- spoke sweeter
And another thing, you know what really pisses me off? Grown-ass able-bodied men who slow-walk it across crosswalks after I courteously stop for them when I could have just as easily, and safely, driven past them before they ever got close. At least act like your trying to time-and-a-half it.
Note to self: Avoid crosswalks when Mav is behind the wheel.
He certainly did a fine job of it. Wonder how long it took him to make those lists. Gonna be honest. I hadn't ever heard of a few of them. At least not that I can remember.
It's raining and storming like crazy in Lex. Happy November?
Friday night. Game on. Nothing to do on Saturday morning for the first time in a few months. Yes, please.
Next week gonna have to do a Pizza snackdown. Smaller Tournament, but should be just as fun. Send in your nominations.
Friday night. Game on. Nothing to do on Saturday morning for the first time in a few months. Yes, please.
Next week gonna have to do a Pizza snackdown. Smaller Tournament, but should be just as fun. Send in your nominations.
And the school lunchroom pizza has to be in there as well.
Frozen pizza - digiornos, tombstone, totinos...whatever. But then you have pizza rolls which are kind of like the m&m's; they're not exactly full on frozen pizzas, but they are awesome, and they are frozen. Pizza bagels? The frozen french bread pizzas.
Casual chains - the usuals
Maybe you do a regional based one with just the Lexington pizza places, then the Lou, and maybe even Cinci? The best of the best 'za. Then the top city winners advance to decide who has the best pizza in the golden triangle region.
Lunchable pizzas and hot pockets are not allowed.
Casual chains - the usuals
Maybe you do a regional based one with just the Lexington pizza places, then the Lou, and maybe even Cinci? The best of the best 'za. Then the top city winners advance to decide who has the best pizza in the golden triangle region.
Lunchable pizzas and hot pockets are not allowed.
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Got 2 boxes in my freezer now. I'll eat any pizza. Truly love it all.
HOWEVER, the love for the totinos always gets me riled up. That junk is crap, easily the worst pizza product you can buy at the grocery store. Maybe it's a good value, idk, but not like frozen pizza is expensive unless you're buying $8 digiornos...which is still acceptable over that totinos stuff. Treat yo self to some halfway respectable frozen pizza product.
Feels like a Hardee’s sausage and cheese biscuit with extry cheese kind of morning, then swing by McD’s for one of their tasty crack-laced CuhCola beverages to wash it down.
That's such a baller move - the double drive thru. I've never even attempted such, I guess because I'm not baller enough, but man I really respect those who do. tmfs.
Speaking of drive-thrus: I never feel smarter or more elite than when I roll past a bunch of people all waiting in one lane of a two lane drive-thru. Happens all the time at the local Wendys. I'm popping chick nugs and rolling away before most of them can even order.
I try this at my stupid mcdonalds from time to time and it always backfires. You go inside and all hands on deck are dedicated to clearing out the drive thru and I generally don't get my order till the drive thru is cleared. It drives me up a wall and defies all logic.
nvm...i meant when both drive thru lane are packed and I go inside where nobody is and still have to wait forever. It's gd madness.
nvm...i meant when both drive thru lane are packed and I go inside where nobody is and still have to wait forever. It's gd madness.
I've never seen a double lane Wendy's.
There is nothing more infuriating to me than a double lane going out of order. Seems to happen to me at Chick-Fil-A frequently.
Pull up equal to the car in the other lane. One of two things happen:
1. The slapdick in front of me is all like "WELLLLL HMMMM YOU KNOW THAT COBB SALAD LOOKS GOOD BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SOUTHWEST??? ANY RECOMMENDATIONS SPENCER? YOU'VE BEEN A HUGE HELP IN THIS DRIVE THRU EXPERIENCE ALSO CAN YOU LIST ALL OF YOUR FOUNTAIN DRINK OPTIONS LOL I KNOW THESE PEOPLE BEHIND ME ARE PROBABLY FRUSTRATED BUT JESUS TEACHES PATIENCE"
2. The 16 year old team of shitheads mess up the order and wind up just taking the other persons order first. How can you screw this up? RIGHT SIDE, LEFT SIDE. RIGHT SIDE, LEFT SIDE. I HAVE PLACES TO BE AND THINGS TO DO
Also,
There is nothing more infuriating to me than a double lane going out of order. Seems to happen to me at Chick-Fil-A frequently.
Pull up equal to the car in the other lane. One of two things happen:
1. The slapdick in front of me is all like "WELLLLL HMMMM YOU KNOW THAT COBB SALAD LOOKS GOOD BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SOUTHWEST??? ANY RECOMMENDATIONS SPENCER? YOU'VE BEEN A HUGE HELP IN THIS DRIVE THRU EXPERIENCE ALSO CAN YOU LIST ALL OF YOUR FOUNTAIN DRINK OPTIONS LOL I KNOW THESE PEOPLE BEHIND ME ARE PROBABLY FRUSTRATED BUT JESUS TEACHES PATIENCE"
2. The 16 year old team of shitheads mess up the order and wind up just taking the other persons order first. How can you screw this up? RIGHT SIDE, LEFT SIDE. RIGHT SIDE, LEFT SIDE. I HAVE PLACES TO BE AND THINGS TO DO
Also,
You have not been to my local Chick, my boy.
I've been screwed out of sauce, outofordered in the drive thru....these NKY kids are slipping.
I've been screwed out of sauce, outofordered in the drive thru....these NKY kids are slipping.
Thanks brother. Don’t wanna brag, but yeah, it’s def a pro-move for sure. Plus, it really caps off the meal.
Everybody knows McDonalds has the best Cokes, hands down, but hardly anybody mentions that their straw game is world-class too. Above-average caliber for maximizing intake with each suck, excellent rigidity/wall-thickness (no bending/cracking mid-shaft when inserted), and, aesthetically, the red and yellow pinstripes running lengthwise down the shaft really complete the “package” — cause pinstripes are classy AF and shit.
To be fair though, Hardee’s also makes a strong straw. In fact, sometimes I’ll get the biscuit and ask for a straw to use with The forthcoming McD’s Coke, just to mix it up. One time the manager came to the window and said, “We don’t usually give out straws, what’s up?” and I said “JUST MAKE MY F--KING BISCUIT BITCH AND MIND YOUR DAMNED BISNESS.” We haven’t had any problems since.
Jesus Christ, Hardee's straw with McD's coke is simply taking it to another level. This is the kind of ingenuity that America was built on and needs to survive.
Have you considered starting a master class for this stuff?
Have you considered starting a master class for this stuff?
My experience has been that Chik-fil-A workers both localy and abroad are the nicest and bestest order takers/deliver-ers in all of the fast food land.
And it ain't even close.
2nd place is probably Dizzy Whizz an old burger joint that I'm pretty sure served Lewis & Clark a couple of tasty burgers back in the day down on St Catherine in Metro...but only because dem burgers are really good and pretty cheap and they usually get the order right...but they still slow as eff though.
None of the chains even remotely come close to Chick as far as service goes. NONE.
And it ain't even close.
2nd place is probably Dizzy Whizz an old burger joint that I'm pretty sure served Lewis & Clark a couple of tasty burgers back in the day down on St Catherine in Metro...but only because dem burgers are really good and pretty cheap and they usually get the order right...but they still slow as eff though.
None of the chains even remotely come close to Chick as far as service goes. NONE.
The angelic soul of Saint S. Truett is weeping in some distant, heavenly realm.
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I also have to comment on the audacity of that manager. What a clown.
One person in a million asks for a straw without a drink and he's going to step to you? What?
Something fishy about that. He's probably backdooring them for a hefty profit, someone should probably alert corporate.
One person in a million asks for a straw without a drink and he's going to step to you? What?
Something fishy about that. He's probably backdooring them for a hefty profit, someone should probably alert corporate.
True story...
Back in my younger, dumber simpler days me and one of my friends stole a (backup) keg from a party full of jackasses. Mission accomplished. Problem was that we didn't have a tap. So off to McDonalds we go...to get straws...like 50 or 60 of them. We had inside help...a patsy if you will...stuck working the closing shift at Micky D's.
Soooooo...me, one of my friends, and 3 chicks connect those straws together to make 5 makeshift super long straws. We then proceed to sip the eff outta the shitty beer in that stolen keg.
~~~ And ~~~
I hooked up with one of the chicks.
Win/win
It was a good day (night)
Back in my younger, dumber simpler days me and one of my friends stole a (backup) keg from a party full of jackasses. Mission accomplished. Problem was that we didn't have a tap. So off to McDonalds we go...to get straws...like 50 or 60 of them. We had inside help...a patsy if you will...stuck working the closing shift at Micky D's.
Soooooo...me, one of my friends, and 3 chicks connect those straws together to make 5 makeshift super long straws. We then proceed to sip the eff outta the shitty beer in that stolen keg.
~~~ And ~~~
I hooked up with one of the chicks.
Win/win
It was a good day (night)
And it was asked in a smart-assed tone, not a giggly, friendly "hey you wacky long-term, loyal customer what you gonna do with just a straw???" I mean they've gotta cost what, 1/1,000th of a penny?
Now THOSE are some pro-moves. MacGyver-esque, in fact. Well done.
Man I have, but I just don't know how well it would translate into a textbook/classroom setting. It's more intuitive, one of those things you kinda have to feel.
