Missed opportunity for a free Thanksgiving dinner.
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Somebody go start the "whaaaaaa players dont' even come out for the national anthem now????" thread on rafters.
Indeed. Shoulda 9-ironed the piss out of that bird's head.
Mash, check yo twitter.
Ha, thanks man, it was a hard-fought victory. Last night was a race to the bottom, both our remaining players were in negative digits for a long time lol
@UKGrad93 put me out of my misery before 4:15 on Sunday. Just destroyed ....
Is Hami a Muslim and that's why coach cal won't let our team observe the National Anthem? Tia.
*can I even post this legitimate question outside of this thread, @jedwar ? I don't wanna be banned but I want answers!
*can I even post this legitimate question outside of this thread, @jedwar ? I don't wanna be banned but I want answers!
YOU WANT ANSWERS? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Son we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns -- who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, SAVES LIVES.
You don't want the truth because places deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. YOU USE THEM AS A PUNCH-LINE. I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide AND THEN QUESTIONS THE MANNER IN WHICH I PROVIDE IT. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO.
Just message Cal or Diallo. I'm sure they will tell you lol. A thread like that won't last. Everyone knows it and everyone knows why. People can't rationally discuss without it turning into a mess.
Speaking of Halloween ghouls.... why don’t Mash and his BlueBellBrees’n’Cheeses lick my ghoul... right in the middle.
Signed,
My Testy Gulls
2017-18 FANTASMAGORICAL CHAMPION
Signed,
My Testy Gulls
2017-18 FANTASMAGORICAL CHAMPION
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Woo Hoo! Just reserved my tickets and room in Lex on November 25 and 26. Attending basketball game (Cats vs UIC on the 26th). Checking out Lex breweries on the 25th. Looking forward to it.
Anybody got any good, and tight, ends they wanna trade for Cam Shaft Neutron?
gd bs! y'all took my kicker i had to drop last week. smh. This fantasy football will be the death of me. Awful season. If Willy beats me this week, which is entirely possible, then I'll just keep on trying to get better, I guess.
Well allow me to retort with a quote from kaizerette #2 on this one if I may. Whenever Mr. TB12's name comes up in my house be it in conversation or by talking head on the tube...her immediate response is as follows:
"Deflatey Brady??? He's a cheater!"
Because I am getting bored with winning by such wide margins and because I am a nice guy...I have made the conscience decision to show mercy and give you jackals at least a fighting chance to make your loss against me not be a huge blowout each week. I have thusly decided, solely out of the kindness in my heart, to sit Zeke on my bench for the next 6 weeks or so.
YWIA
#Fantastical-Philanthropy
YWIA
#Fantastical-Philanthropy
I have lost the last two weeks by 0.4 and 0.18 respectively so f*ck fantasy football.
Nobody wants Cam? Da fuq wrong wit'chall? He big pimpin' an e'rethang.
Twizzlers and farts.
C'mon, I NEED a tight end and Cam is ranked the 21st best QB in the NFL. TWENTY FIRST DAMMIT!
@-Mav- I will trade you one of my TE's for two BBQ samiches on toast from Starnes...and you can keep your fashion challenged QB.
There is, however, a condition...I need those samiches by 1:00 normal time. I'm starving!!!
There is, however, a condition...I need those samiches by 1:00 normal time. I'm starving!!!
What day at 1:00 normal time? I'll pack those things in dry ice and overnight 'em to you if need be.
If it was for GRONK then I'd somehow find a way.
Yep. You already missed the trade deadline, mav. Sorry, brother.
Starnes BBQ, pork shoulder on toasted bread. They're good for what ails you -- a veritable pork-based elixir, of sorts.
Ah damnit, I had TUNA, and I'm jealous...
but that pork is a stage 2 carcinogen so have fun dying my man.
but that pork is a stage 2 carcinogen so have fun dying my man.
Stage 2? Pfffft.
Hell, I inject stage 11 carcinogens straight into my aorta with dirty needles just because I wanna be fair and give cancer a fighting chance.
That's the only way to beat it. People just can't handle the truth.
