I mean I work in University compliance like as a career and the people I work with always thought I was making shit up about UL. Today they are asking stuff like:
Why doesnt the AD step in? Well he's actually the one who promotes and condones this type of mindset, read this quote from yesterday...
Oh that's awful- why doesnt the president step in? Well he was recently outed and actually audit results came out yesterday that he was basically stealing money and making payouts to his pals- here read this article about it....
Oh that's awful, why doesnt the BOT step on? Well- finish that same article. The BOT was disbanded and many of the old guard were embedded in a Foundation scandal so they kind of have a temporary leadership setup going on but nobody really knows who is in charge or anything.
The only bad part will be that there are so many awesome details that they will get bored before you can tell them all.
Jesus, is that a picture of their president? What's wrong with his haircut? Funny you should ask. A UK player saw a picture of him for the first time on live radio and described his haircut as looking like "someone put a slice of bologna on his head." I mean, it really does look like bologna.
Louisville, eh? Didn't their basketball coach knock up a groupie a few years ago or something? Yup! Pitino banged that slut right on a restaurant table an hour or so after meeting her while a yes man guarded the door.
Then he paid $3k for her to have an abortion.
Then he got another flunky to drive her to the abortion clinic.
And then had that guy marry her for some f***ed up reason.
Wait, what? He had an assistant coach marry the slut he nailed while he was still married and then paid an absurdly strange amount of money to abort his child? That can't be true. That's insane. Well the guy wasn't an assistant coach. I think he was a team manager or something, but it did happen and no one really made a big deal about it.
You can read the article right here. It full of all sorts of crazy things. She was apparently blowing half of Louisville before she nailed Pitino. Her lawyer. The electric company repairman who said in court that she liked that he had his name written on his belt and brought her McDonald's whenever he saw her. Everyone. They all testified about it in federal court, too.
She even brought her kids to picket the media or something before she went to jail. I can't remember exactly why, but here you can see a picture of it. The kids were there but the media eventually started cropping them out.
Huh? She was the one who went to jail?
Yeah. Attempted extortion or something. Didn't exactly make sense at the time, but there you go. That's Louisville for you. No one really mentioned it.
Pitino's wife didn't file for divorce, either. Christ only knows what's up there. I'm not sure she's even been in Kentucky for more than a decade.
No shit?!?! I mean that is legitimately crazy. How do you know all of this? Seriously, this type of thing happens all of the time at Louisville. Pitino even had the balls to compare a college team leaving a conference for a better spot to cheating on a wife a couple of years later. I mean these people have no shame.
Here read this article where Petrino hired his mistress at Arkansas without apparently telling the administration and Louisville still hired him afterwards, even though he embarrassed them after leaving the first time.
Or read these article describing how they routinely pay former employees to keep their mouth's shut.
Or read this article about an assistant coach paying for whores for recruits in a dorm named after Pitino's brother in law who died on 9/11. Pitino mentions that poor guy whenever his dumb ass gets in a sticky situation (pardon the pun).
Uh... yeah. Talk to you later, buddy.
You will eventually find yourself running after people and waving printouts of articles about Clint Hurt at them and become the campus crazy person.