I was eating a turkey sandwich when my cell phone rang. On rye with Mayo . . . .I heard at the grocery store Petrino was coming back to UL and bringing Arch with him. I think they are riding on a motorcycle and bringing Xmas gifts to the Bear!!
Anyhow, the call was from a distant cousin in Louisville, claiming that the deals of which you speak were coming to fruition, all whilst Stoops is hand-counting his earnings for the year, AGAIN, (accounting not being Stoops’s strong suit . . . and,’ya’ know . . . nine million in Sacajawea coins is a real job for the best of us).