Wait a minute . . . I just received an e-mail from my cousin in Jefferson County . . . .
It seems “the meteorologist” has been fully “outed,” by Card fans.
And yes, as fate would have it, that meteorologist, Randy Wether, is a 2004 doctoral graduate of the University of Kentucky’s famed “Drior-Vetter School of Meteorology” located in the heart of UK’s Lexington campus.
As you can well imagine, this sh!t has hit the Jefferson County fan like the stench of aging, stored bourbon combined with the smell from the Purina silos.
Says one anonymous U of L grad, “This is worse than when Papa John exposed Jurich, Petrino and President Ramsey to the excessive glare and condemnation of simple reality . . . worse than when Jeff Brohm told U of L to f@&k off, and stayed at Purdue until they decided they didn’t really want him . . . .”
Apparently, Randy Wether’s doctoral connection to UK, and his supposed guilt in frightening thousands of Card fans to eat tickets they had gotten for free, is too much for the Card Faithful to rationally endure.
In fact, Mr. Wether holds a 1997 undergraduate degree from U of L, where he also obtained a Masters Degree in 1999, both degrees earned while commuting from Southern Indiana. When a fellow U of L undergrad who is an acquaintance of Wether was asked why Mr. Wether chose to close out his education at UK, he responded, “ . . . well, Randy is a very intelligent fellow, you know.”
Keep an eye on this story as it develops.
