WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, several Representatives in the nation's capital are feeling frustrated that their spending bill has been killed by the people they were elected to represent.
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"It's not supposed to work like this," sighed House Speaker Mike Johnson. "Since when do all these people we represent have the idea we're supposed to represent them? Are they children? Don't they know they're supposed to simply show up every few years to vote for us out of the kindness of their hearts? They're making my job impossible here!"
Representative Dan Crenshaw, who was elected to represent the people of Texas District 2, echoed the speaker's frustrations. "%#*& @#!%$ #@*^&," he said to reporters who asked him about the situation. "#$%@*&^ #$%^!"
Crenshaw then walked face-first into a marble column due to not seeing it due to only having one eye like a pirate.