** Newsflash from "You can't make this shit up" department **
Popsicle Burglary
AUSTIN, Texas (FOX 7 Austin) - A 27-year-old man was found eating a Popsicle in the kitchen by the homeowner while he was attempting to burglarize her house on Tuesday.
According to the Austin Police Department, James Gibbon II
was in a neighborhood in South Austin pretending he was going door-to-door campaigning for Beto O'Rourke on Tuesday, May 28. O'Rouke is a Texas politician who is seeking the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in 2020. While pretending to campaign, he entered a home and burglarized them...