Wheweee. Bill would rape and then murder them. Joe Biden would passive-aggressively molest the daughter. Keith Ellison would beat the daughter to a pulp/ Corey Booker would sneak rape her, prolly while she is sun tanning. Al would just fondle her and prolly then try to stick his finger in her ass while she is asleep. Carlos Danger would make sure she is underage to rape her. Ted would just kill her. Not even rape her.
I'm going with Kav on that list.