Oh just stop trying to double down. Just take the L and move on.
You know if I am a teacher and Sammy second grader comes up to me and asks me about the birds and the bees, it's not my responsibility to tell him about it. I am there to teach math, English, history, or you name it, but birds and the bees are not part of curriculum at that age. I would gladly tell Sammy to speak to his parents about that subject, and in no way is that by default telling him his parents are terrible people.
Good Lord man find that common sense. Not everything needs to be handled by government or authority. Some things need to be handled in the home.