N.O.B.

[funKYcat75]

I mean, I get that some chicks are a little homelier than other but why choose a picture that highlights the gal’s less than pleasant attributes?
"Could you turn to the left, enhance those double chins and let’s us see those chompers? Beautiful, love.”

 

[funKYcat75]

Happy #WorldAIDSDayyou guys! Sorry I didn't get you all gifts. The holidays just seem to sneak up on me every year.

 

[UKGrad93]

Somebody at the University of Kentucky’s athletic dep’t looked at this and OKd this picture to advertise a game.

Spoiler

I thought you were pulling one of your photoshop jokes until I looked on UK athletics site. Reminds me of a Bugs Bunny episode.

She was once somebody's baby.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Hello NOBers!!! Been busy haven't had time to post much.

Kid has hit a developmental growth spurt or also called a wonder week. Which means we have gone from sleeping through the night to not sleeping through the night. It's shitty.

Had to work on the west side of louisville this week saw some interesting things. For example a guy pushing a grocery cart down the street with a dryer in it. He looked at me like I was the weird one.

I want a truck but have stumbled across a 07 Tahoe fully loaded. 166k miles. Any one of you got an opinion on these.

Willy you still knocking the bottom out of your model girlfriend?

 

[UKGrad93]

Hey wildcat04 - those homeless dudes gotta keep their hair looking good.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

The photo of the new punter on the front page of cat paw enrages me. Like 80% of the photos they use there are terrible in some fashion but that one really gets me.

I am officially giving this post a "dislike" for lack of linkage.

But I concur with the sentiment of the post.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Enjoy!

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Hey wildcat04 - those homeless dudes gotta keep their hair looking good.

Nah man I mean full size clothes dryer.

 

[WKBlu]

 

[funKYcat75]

Now we

View embedded media

Now we wait. Will the dominos fall far enough? Pretty sure FSU fans would lose their shit worse than UT fans did if Stoops is mentioned, but that’s doesn’t mean it couldn’t start a line of resignations/hirings that could get to him.

 

[WKBlu]

 

[Kooky Kats]

PHat Phil is good at sabotaggin'.

Just ask:

Johnny Majors
Mike DuBose
Butch Jones
Currie...

 

[Mashburned]

Enjoy!

Please respect our punter heritage.

Some fsu media twat will blog about hiring mark stoops just for attention, and I'll support his argument 1000% percent. He's perfect. His hairs match the team colors. He's a defensive guru with strong recruiting pipeline to Ohio. Comes from a world renowned football family. He beat heisman QB LAMAR last year. Almost won 9 games at UK. Stoops will win 13 games at FSU. Easy.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Please respect our punter heritage.

Some fsu media twat will blog about hiring mark stoops just for attention, and I'll support his argument 1000% percent. He's perfect. His hairs match the team colors. He's a defensive guru with strong recruiting pipeline to Ohio. Comes from a world renowned football family. He beat heisman QB LAMAR last year. Almost won 9 games at UK. Stoops will win 13 games at FSU. Easy.

If it were only that easy.

 

[Kooky Kats]

For my NOB brethren, I ask for this Christmas:

 

[AustinTXCat]

Anyone heard from Willy? We had planned on meeting at Mellow Mushroom near campus. I'm here now. Hope he's okay.

 

[AustinTXCat]

He texted. Should arrive soon.

 

[-Mav-]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

View embedded media

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

For my NOB brethren, I ask for this Christmas:

View embedded media

Just added this to the kaizer's Christmas list.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

He texted. Should arrive soon.

Just be patient, ATC. He's probably getting some nookie in the parking lot. Either that or hittin' the pipe.

Let a playa play.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Wow!!! Huge win for the Cats today!!! Can't believe we blew out Harvard by 9 points...giving them only their 6th loss of the season!!!

Almost as exciting as the edge-of-the-seat anticipation of waiting to see in which crappy Bowl the foosball Cats get to set their dumpster fire.

#CurbedEnthusiasm

 

[AustinTXCat]

Just be patient, ATC. He's probably getting some nookie in the parking lot. Either that or hittin' the pipe.

Let a playa play.

He arrived. Good seeing him and his gal. We had a great visit.

 

[Kooky Kats]

In true Kentucky fashion, the Troy St Neal Browns just gave up two TDs with 3 minutes left.

#FunBelt

 

[Kooky Kats]

... and then Troy comes back and scores a TD in :36.

Clutch.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Hail Mary time for .... unanswered.

Troy wins.

Great game.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Bring Neal home.

 

[funKYcat75]

I should know better than to count my fantastimorphographical foosball chickens before they hatch, but @Mashburned is currently getting this work.

 

[Mashburned]

Yea whatever. I think there's still a slight chance I back my way into the playoffs? Idk. My team plays hard. Had a respectable season either way.

The Eastern Conference is garbage. You all suck.

Drop those pizza brackets. I'm angry for some pizza debates.

 

[funKYcat75]

Yea whatever. I think there's still a slight chance I back my way into the playoffs? Idk. My team plays hard. Had a respectable season either way.

The Eastern Conference is garbage. You all suck.

Drop those pizza brackets. I'm angry for some pizza debates.

Tomorrow morning. Champ crowned by Friday.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Can Drunk football pull off a stunning upset?

Stay tuned, gents

 

[WKBlu]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Can Drunk football pull off a stunning upset?

Stay tuned, gents

Ain't nothing stunning about it. Mean Machine is in a tail spin. Will be 3 straight losses heading into the playoffs.

Sad times in foosball land.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Ain't nothing stunning about it. Mean Machine is in a tail spin. Will be 3 straight losses heading into the playoffs.

Sad times in foosball land.

As Drunk football implodes once again. Bell ran wild.

Congrats, KS.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

As Drunk football implodes once again. Bell ran wild.

Congrats, KS.

It was a noble effort on your part, ATC, but I knew we had the victory all the way. No doubt about it.

To the rest of you pretenders...

Bring on the playoffs, punk azz beyotches!

 

[funKYcat75]

For the next two weeks, we are all #Team @UKGrad93

 

[Mashburned]

I got beat by fn andy dalton.

 

[funKYcat75]

I got beat by fn andy dalton.

Ya sure did.

 

[UKGrad93]

For the next two weeks, we are all #Team @UKGrad93

I'm gonna get back to work, clean a few things up.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Can’t get all excited about Honky Herro