N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
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Liberty? Music? Poulan Weedeater? Not sure which Bowl we get. Not sure which opponent we get.
But I am 99.9999997% sure that we will lose.
But I am 99.9999997% sure that we will lose.
“Why not 3? We often play with 10...or less.”
- Mark Stoops, UK football “coach”
New avatar for the latest football revelations.
Games 7-12 (second half of season): Stoops 8-22, doesn't include bowl game
4 of those wins came last year.
4 of those wins came last year.
Lmao
AND STOOPS LOSES The MFn Beanie Weanie Bowl IN SPECTACULAR FASHION!! NEVER SEEN A COACH START 3 DEFENSIVE PLAYERS!!!! WHAT A DUMBASS!!!
Stoops won’t prepare for the bowl game. He admitted that he and the team weren’t prepared for today. It’ll be a good time for Stoops and the boys staying at Motel 6 for the toilet bowl though.
Lmaoo unbelievable. Pussy picks up a big blue trashcan and doesn't even really hit him with it. Just kind of taps the guy.
Sounds like he's daring Mitch to fire him. Pleeeeease give me my retirement.
smh
I think Stoops has somehow managed to infect the Mean Machine locker room with his loser-itis affliction. I'm in the process of giving Jenkem Jives their FIRST win of the season basically without a fight.
Oh how the mighty have fallen...
I think Stoops has somehow managed to infect the Mean Machine locker room with his loser-itis affliction. I'm in the process of giving Jenkem Jives their FIRST win of the season basically without a fight.
Oh how the mighty have fallen...
Sitting at Mellow Mushroom near Rupp. All I know is Julio Jones burned somebody for.253 yds and 2 TDs today.
Heading over to the game in a few. Go Cats!
Heading over to the game in a few. Go Cats!
Creepy Michael Douglas coaching UIC?
Hope to hit Austin on Saturday in Kentucky . If any of you jackals are around Lex area by Monday let me know.
I sat there through the whole game and only noticed him once or twice.
<----- pissed off because ushers ran out of Chick-fil-A tickets. I earned my free breakfast biscuit because player from UIC missed 2 free throws. Had to hurry and catch bus #6. Last bus out for the evening. Dammit!
Hey, bro. Ethereal Russian Imperial Stout (13% ABV) is the GD truth.
Let's meet there if possible.
Tennessee would, of course. It might take several light years but eventually, UK's hire, likely that former special teams coach with the sideways hat, would leave only 2 players on the field, enough to UT to sneak by for the 6-0 win.
@Willy4UK : Please start calling me around Thursday. I've not yet drove between Leitchfield area and Lex, but looking at around noon.
You guys should take an Uber to the bar.
I done wore out my welcome at 1987 N. Broadway.
The old distillery has been renovated. I'll drive in. Only low ABV beers for me this trip.
Yo bro! I'll call you Thursday no problemo amigo.
FINALLY! -- now I can prove to my wife that I'm a tremendous slouch.
"Alexa.....ask my dick for a trendline of my pumps per minute over the last 5 sessions"
"Argubs....I'm having trouble finding data for your last session, do you want me to search further back than three years or try..."
"Alexa just STFU thanks."
"Argubs....I'm having trouble finding data for your last session, do you want me to search further back than three years or try..."
"Alexa just STFU thanks."
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I'm gonna get a box of 'em and take my porn game to the next level.
Put one on your bump stock and skew the average.
Dammit, now THAT'S what I'm talking about. Genius-level thinking right there. Y'all rubes need to take notes.
Holy shit, I didn't know Grayson Allen's dad sang lead for The Mamas and The Papas...
Somebody should have ham-sandwiched that cocksucker too before he knocked up whatever chick that spewed out Grayson.
Somebody should have ham-sandwiched that cocksucker too before he knocked up whatever chick that spewed out Grayson.
