N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
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Guys I haven't been posting much, but I'm gonna make it up to you. In fact, I've got about 5 or 6 great starts for posts here. I've got one idea that I'm especially psyched out of my mind about. You know, it's one of those ideas where you're just like YESSSSSS!!!!
Well, based on your 1st round playoff opponent you should probably change "a few" to "many".
Not that it will matter. Destiny has long since chosen its fanstastical victor for 2017. But you had a fairly decent regular season...which is nice. Focus on that.
Man I'll give you Cam Newton for a song if you think it'll help you in the playoffs, just sayin'.![[pfftt]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682173.gif "Pfffttt [pfftt]")
Cam Newton? His team needs help scoring points not losing them.
I mean...what I meant to say was...yeah 93...that's a good deal. You should get Cam and start him...BOTH weeks.
Those testy bastiches edged out the true champs for the overall points title.
Effin' Gulls. They'll get theirs soon enough...
Buuuuuuuuh d
Buuuh D
Buuh. D
Buddy
Buddy!
Buddy!!!
Buuuh D
Buuh. D
Buddy
Buddy!
Buddy!!!
Looks like ol Kook is poised to be champion on all things football related. Bitches.
I gots no jokes on this one. That's quite impressive.
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Now rep the NOB properly and go snatch that trophy!
Might be a little too early to panic but...it's December 6th and noticeably absent from the NOB...
- Buddy the Elf
- Countdown clock for mav's free chick-fil-a smorgasbord
- Mav's holiday shopping Christmas figurines striking poses
- Some other stuff I already forgot about whilst typing 1-3
Looks like I'm gonna have to take my game to the next level this holiday season.
Man I forgot all about the CFA update when you first mentioned it last week. This year, CFA day is......
THIS COMING FRIDAY!
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!!!!!
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@-Mav- Again, I'm not trying to incite a riot or cause panic/mayhem...but indulge me with an answer to this hypothetical situation:
The powers that be decide that the CFA smorgasbord is an archaic gift or too expensive or whatever...so they decide to replace it with something else this year. So instead they go with those cans of 3 different flavored popcorns or a subscription to the jelly of the month club or the like.
Your response would be what? Diplomatic countermeasures implemented in the form of sanctions against the offenders? Boycotts? Strikes? Couch fires? Looting? Would there be violence involved?
What say ye?
The powers that be decide that the CFA smorgasbord is an archaic gift or too expensive or whatever...so they decide to replace it with something else this year. So instead they go with those cans of 3 different flavored popcorns or a subscription to the jelly of the month club or the like.
Your response would be what? Diplomatic countermeasures implemented in the form of sanctions against the offenders? Boycotts? Strikes? Couch fires? Looting? Would there be violence involved?
What say ye?
My department director usually gives us a tin of popcorn to share among 7 employees.
I think @-Mav- shows up butt-naked covered in Polynesian sauce as if he just was birthed through a poltergeist portal firing his guns a’blazin.
Some of us have to work more around the holidays.
He was my main bitch from day 1 till funky took him from me, sending my season into a tailspin. Now I'm ready to roll to a respectable 3rd place finish.
You weren't supposed to pick him up. We were going full time collusion on someone.
Could eat my weight in this stuff. My uncle used to bring the popcorn tin to christmas, then he stopped. I think I will pick up the tradition this year.
Dammit Mash, you aren't even in the playoffs. 5th is the best you can do.
That looks like Christmas time at my office.
Could eat my weight in this stuff. My uncle used to bring the popcorn tin to christmas, then he stopped. I think I will pick up the tradition this year.
Look guys I'm not a quitter. I gotta bronze medal to win here.
shit, you're right...wtf am I thinking.
well here goes:
the two first round losers in the winner bracket suck and get no prize, so the winner of the losers bracket (me) gets third place....in my mind. Because everybody knows my team is pretty damn good. I think the total points reflect that.
Anyone know when Al Franken is making his announcement? I'm hoping to see him wearing the one-man mobile uplink suit.
My firm apologies for the delayed response. I've spent the past 24 hours fasting/meditating in preparation for the pollo-based gastronomical bacchanalia that awaits me on the 'morrow.
Honestly, if those greedy, cocksucking bastards ever pulled something like that, well, basically, I'd crash their office Christmas party, dressed in tux, 28 oz shaved and rolled Miken bat in hand, pontificate for a bit about the necessity of teamwork...and then proceed to bash their mother-f#+king brains in, because You. Don't. F#+k. With. A. Man's. Chick. -fil-. A.
You just don't.
Someone should shop Satellite Head Al onto his groping pic...Anyone know when Al Franken is making his announcement? I'm hoping to see him wearing the one-man mobile uplink suit.
My firm apologies for the delayed response. I've spent the past 24 hours fasting/meditating in preparation for the pollo-based gastronomical bacchanalia that awaits me on the 'morrow.
Honestly, if those greedy, cocksucking bastards ever pulled something like that, well, basically, I'd crash their office Christmas party, dressed in tux, 28 oz shaved and rolled Miken bat in hand, pontificate for a bit about the necessity of teamwork...and then proceed to bash their mother-f#+king brains in, because You. Don't. F#+k. With. A. Man's. Chick. -fil-. A.
You just don't.
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