GYERO ARCHIVE

[BristolCat]

The legitimate one and done guys are going G-league or to a college that will pay them. So Cal naturally goes down the list to the next men up who aren't one and done, but when Cal drops the offer they suddenly get the idea that they are. He starts pursuing passers and shooters to make an honest effort at playing modern basketball. As soon as the Jemarls and Hickmans get THAT offer... They think they're one and done.

Next thing you know we've got a roster of just above average players who think they're the shit and won't stand for being benched, recruited over, they're considering opting out, and are dreaming about lambos like they own GME.

 

[roguemocha]

Been there Wayne but it was while I was behind the pine and had to work the rest of the night covered in simple syrup. My shirt dried and was stiff. Miserable.

 

[ukwizard]

I don't know much about these Duggars except they like to multiply like rabbits but this Josh Duggar fellow sounds like a sure fire hall of fame scumbag who has been enabled by his family for years.

 

[WynnDuffy]

So here's one for you. I am in a hurry to get to an Oaks Party, and I wanted to make some mint julep syrup. So I rush through the recipe and put the 160 degree simple syrup into a blender instead of waiting for it to cool because I am in a rush. I hit the button and boom, the thing blows the top off the blender, even with my hand on it. I'm covered in scalding hot julep syrup, but every square inch of my kitchen within 10 feet of the blender is covered as well. Good times!

Eat shit, Wayne!

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Weird feeling Wheeler is in the bag

As long as it’s TyTy + Mintz, Carr, CJ, Miller. Ok whatever

TyTy + Mintz + the 1 of the others tho (to differing degrees) and let’s gooooooo

Just hard to not think we have an auto 30 minute guy in the bag for Hickman to do that.

Pippen, Carr, Zeg. Short list, unless he wants no part of a Washington battle.

 

[TheShowKiller]

I need to see a workout of some of these guys in a warehouse against no defense before forming a solid opinion.

 

[pretzel__logic]

Bossman Fat and the Cowboys seems like a perfect match.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

UKO is a bad spot.

OMG *loves* HIS Cowboys, but Joseph is also terrible, clueless, and a thug.

What gives?

 

[ukwizard]

I didn't know UKO grew up in Dallas.

 

[WayneDougan]

Eat shit, Wayne!

😂 DIAF Wynn!

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

What a beautiful day. Rest up, strengthen your TwinSpires accounts, and drink those waters. More of the same tomorrow, GYERO.

 

[Blue63Madison]

I didn't know UKO grew up in Dallas.

He somehow grew up in Texas AND North Carolina, even though we played baseball together and attended the same schools together while growing up in Lexington. It’s a weird deal.

 

[buckethead1978]

Hasn’t UKO said he is a UK football fan? Stoll Field days?

If so, he never talks about UK football in a positive manner or really at all.

 

[WynnDuffy]

I remember when I was in high school and I would drive down to football games, the country channel out of Williamstown would play this ridiculous commercial for an insurance agency where some guy was in the background yelling “Deuce Deuce Deuce!”

Long live the Deuce. I hope his Playmate has held up well. Anyone have any recent pics of her?

 

[WynnDuffy]

look at this bad bitch.

 

[gobigbluebell]

no ass

 

[MaxPowerrr]

 

[WynnDuffy]

Have spent a few moments with the “Heather Kozar playmate” google image search. Mostly for sociological research purposes. For all you anti-hair guys, interestingly, 1999 had already embraced that movement. I hadn’t remembered that being the case, but the evidence appears to speak for itself.

As a historian, all I can do is review the facts.

 

[WayneDougan]

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If losing one 30-something ranked player drops you 23 spots, how accurate are the rankings to begin with?

 

[MaxPowerrr]

If losing one 30-something ranked player drops you 23 spots, how accurate are the rankings to begin with?

And really isn’t it a transfer portal man’s world now?

 

[btodd0224]

That ranking system worked our really well last year.

 

[80 Proof]

So Justus is behind the Hickman decommitment? If true, that cockeyed meat whistler needs his ass whipped.

 

[anthonys735]

Aren't we basically doing the same but worse to Illinois? Not that I would be mad if JJ got his cockeyed meat whistler ass whipped.

 

[cricket3]

If Cal doesn’t want to lose recruits after firing an assistant maybe he should get back on the recruiting trail.

I don’t remember hearing about needing a mediator between Cal and the players and recruits having close relationships with assistants when he was the one out doing the main recruiting.

 

[TheShowKiller]

If Joel Justus is costing John “thank me every time I don’t recruit one of your guys” Calipari recruits then we have bigger problems than I thought.

Regardless, the transfer portal makes de-commits hurt way less. Just let me know who my team is in the fall and for the love of Rupp have a semblance of a modern offense.

(I think passing on Powell is going to prove to be a mistake).

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

So we gonna get to see pics of everyone’s derby attire in here or not?

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

My oldest played basketball with Tim’s oldest a couple of years ago. I can confirm that Heather held up shew wee

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Going with a nice button down and khaki shorts (/nocargo) for the backyard party I attend every year. Loafers, no socks.

Bud Heavy, TwinSpires, friends, Calcutta-style auction, and my perfect weather. Time to show off, Kentucky!

PS - seems like PG is an important position and BBN’s concern that we currently don’t have one is warranted.

 

[Phil McKracken]

As the guy that managed Malathaat at Shadwell, I’m sure a certain family member of mine is packing a little more coin this morning than he had earlier in the week.

 

[HUBER]

Good group of dudes at Oaks yesterday. Many bourbons were had and many Trifecta bets were lost.

 

[CAT Scratch FVR]

Willy's bourbon raffle turned into 3 families winning all the bourbon. I've seen cleaner 3 card monte games. .. kidding, for a good cause.

 

[ukwizard]

Hickman is west coast kid. He would have transferred anyways. Best he just not come so we don't put work in on him only to have someone else benefit.

 

[WayneDougan]

Good group of dudes at Oaks yesterday. Many bourbons were had and many Trifecta bets were lost.

According to Harris’s tweet with that pic, you all didn’t lose a bet all day.

 

[HUBER]

According to Harris’s tweet with that pic, you all didn’t lose a bet all day.

Super false. We lost ALOT of money. Today we win it all back plus some.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Good group of dudes at Oaks yesterday. Many bourbons were had and many Trifecta bets were lost.

Sumrall looks tanked... good for him!

 

[legalbeagle123]

EQ, Agenda, RYW.

Keepmeinmind for the long shot.

 

[UpstateNYCat]

I remember when I was in high school and I would drive down to football games, the country channel out of Williamstown would play this ridiculous commercial for an insurance agency where some guy was in the background yelling “Deuce Deuce Deuce!”

Long live the Deuce. I hope his Playmate has held up well. Anyone have any recent pics of her?

Pure. Beauty. FU, Mitch!

 

[Lionel_Hutz]

My oldest played basketball with Tim’s oldest a couple of years ago. I can confirm that Heather held up shew wee

His new girl is actually hotter if you can believe it. I’ve seen them out and about downtown. No pics unfortunately.

 

[Booker Noe]

Wait, did they get divorced?

 

[drxman1]

Yes, Booker.