* Watching a last-placed team doesn't excite me, but what does is a 6-1, ~ 2.50 era Cy Young candidate. Reminder: we traded Dan Straily for Luis Castillo. That worked.
* Parking garages with an actual attendant/cashier -- these have to be the last place on earth that require a signature for a credit card purchase, even if it's just $2. And no, I don't need a gd receipt, Toll Booth Willy.
* Happy Global Running Day.
* State Traditions are great, particularly if you want to spend an exorbitant amount of money for a cheap polo with a chintzy logo that will totally fall apart and look all janky after 3 washes. Good luck!!
* Mountain Khakis (slim fit, of course) fit really nicely. They're rather hardy, though, so may not be perfect for business casual wear.
* Underrated place to meet hot lassies --> Chamber of Commerce events (Young Professionals, in particular). Good god, man.
* Political hatboggan: when a candidate makes a public misstep (revelations of sleeping with their secretary 25 years ago, failed to file 1099 and pay taxes for their housekeeper, offensive social media post, etc), and the opposing party goes all in on the "WE ARE HEREBY CALLING FOR THIS CANDIDATE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND STEP DOWN FROM THEIR POSITION AS THEY HAVE CLEARLY DEMONSTRATED THEY CANNOT SERVE THEIR COMMUNITY EFFECTIVELY."
Yeah, okay. That's not self-serving or anything.
* More legislative news from Louisiana: truth in packaging requirements. No longer permitted in this state.....
- "cauliflower rice"
- "soy/almond milk"
- "veggie burgers"
I. Kid. You. Not.
Thank god, our government stepped in to put an end to this lying, nonsense, and tomfoolery!!!
* Damn. World Naked Bike Ride is this weekend, and I'll be out of town. Maybe next year.
* Turnpike Troubadours --
Tornado Warning.
On repeat. #pouralittleout
Not taking this well at all, y'all.
* That's it -- I'm going to Chipotle for lunch today. Marcus.