What are you, the Thought PoliceDay dreaming about it no doubt
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What are you, the Thought PoliceDay dreaming about it no doubt
What are you, the Thought Police?
Well, I just want you to know you've always been my favorite poster.Jed, I have a lot of thoughts that are worse than a gun.
You two need to go private with your man-love.
A couple of times. Intruders will probably get killed.Anyone ever drew a gun on anyone? I dreamed I shot 2 intruders. One a man and one a woman. One armed and one not.
She looks like one of those Tekken babes. Did y'all like that game? I wasn't very good, but it was a good fighting game.
Good one.I did once back in 5th grade, I think. It was pencil so I had to push pretty hard to make the markings on his shoulder but when it came time to go home he just licked his finger and wiped it away.
*wants Willy to pop in and tell mav he would push his butt cheeks to help slay the amazon lady*
I almost fell out my chair when you dropped that V.O.C. line in that one thread.
Tis true, sadly. Though I'd surely give it my best effort, I fear my micro-penis would fail to satisfy her.
I, however, would feel just fine-- and that's all that counts, amirite fellas???
I'll do better, Thanks for pulling my coattail.Don, I would appreciate it if you didn't slam our players. They read these boards and I bet Skal spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what 'queef' is. 20 minutes he could have been using to study for his Dinosaurs and Disasters exam (hint, Skal: dey dead).
That being said, Jonny David is an asswipe.
I'm dyslexic so it works out.do people really read the threads backwards?
Queen LaQueefa doesdo people really read the threads backwards?
Is that Spears' PT student?Queen LaQueefa does
do people really read the threads backwards?
Excellent.Legend has it, Sacagawea, Native-American female guide for Lewis and Clark's manifest destiny exploration - was chosen solely on her extraordinary queefing talents. Her Mohawk bush whistled Dixie just how Clark liked. Lewis enjoyed her turkey calls.
The boys couldn't give s shit about where the Mississippi River was, they wanted a magical puss that sang. However they needed that queefbox attached only to a chick who didn't speak English and couldn't rat them out to their wives....
TMFS.
Lewis and Clark coined the slang term "beaver", for pussy. When trading pelts as wampum, the boys always needed some additional thrown in "beaver" to seal every deal.-- now that's what I call a history lesson
Legend has it, Sacagawea, Native-American female guide for Lewis and Clark's manifest destiny exploration - was chosen solely on her extraordinary queefing talents. Her Mohawk bush whistled Dixie just how Clark liked. Lewis enjoyed her turkey calls.
The boys couldn't give s shit about where the Mississippi River was, they wanted a magical puss that sang. However they needed that queefbox attached only to a chick who didn't speak English and couldn't rat them out to their wives....
TMFS.
Why? That's makes no sense whatsoever.
"Momma's got a queefbox, Daddy never sleeps at night"Legend has it, Sacagawea, Native-American female guide for Lewis and Clark's manifest destiny exploration - was chosen solely on her extraordinary queefing talents. Her Mohawk bush whistled Dixie just how Clark liked. Lewis enjoyed her turkey calls.
The boys couldn't give s shit about where the Mississippi River was, they wanted a magical puss that sang. However they needed that queefbox attached only to a chick who didn't speak English and couldn't rat them out to their wives....
TMFS.