What's your age and net worth?
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34. Like maybe $50. I'm a loser and want to die.
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I'm down with drinking. Just FYI I got a new job in Louisville that pays slightly more than I make now.
Is my $385 million Mega Millions ticket an asset?
According to an online net worth percentile calculator, I'm at the 95th percentile for my age. Which mostly means there are a lot of really poor people.
Is it wrong that my Gaydar looks like Dresden radar Valentine's Day and Night 1945?
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Rich enough to buy and sell everyone on this thread except the probably delusional trust fund baby several times over. Too poor to think about retiring any time in the foreseeable future. So it all seems pretty meaningless.
47. Doesn't matter. Kids spend it faster than I can earn it or draw interest. LOL
I'll be 57 in November and I'm trying to plan it perfectly so I'll be penniless by the time I die.
Hell no, I'd die in 3 days.
According to the guy from Nigeria, my $25 million will be here just as soon as I pay a $2,500 fee to the attorney. What could go wrong? I quit my job today.
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i signed over my net worth and credit score when i signed the marriage certificate. and she didn't get much in that deal. and i wasn't aware we were supposed to acquire net anything. america is about spending and borrowing until you can't anymore. my wife's goal is probably hoping i at least die quickly so i don't milk any assets from the work 401k or work life insurance policy on my way out. /marriage
So when you get down to your last dollar are going to go buy a candy bar, eat it and then kill yourself? I think that would be a helluva way to go out.
Actually I'd rather die in my sleep from eating that last candy bar.
If it has cash surrender value, yes. Or if you are referencing the classic no limit album by Mr. Serv On, yes.
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