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Props to your uncle. I sent him a package with some items I wanted signed and he did. This was about 7-8 years ago? I believe. I found two rare photos of him very young also and made duplicates for him to keep.

Thanks. He's passed now, but he actually was one of the oldest former NFL players. Lifespan of those old war horses wasn't very long. He was a good family man. Always said he hated when spring practice came because those rookies were always trying to take his job.
 
I am from Lexington
I live half the time in NYC and the other in Miami. Bella Hadid and Chandler from friends live in my building in NY and Antonio Brown in Miami
It is my car
I travel just about every week
I actually think we have a lot of smart people on this board but a few that make up for it
I go to nearly all of our tourney games


Not so subtle Humblebrag. Well played.
 
- I once won the "prettiest eyes" award (second grade, millcreek elementary school, check the record books) but am now considering sending it back to the committee after learning that everyone won an award that year. This nation was not built on participation trophies.

- I have nearly a 1400 lb powerlifting total, but this is actually tremendously disappointing in light of the fact that I am a 150,000 ton Leviathan who towers over Tokyo and dispenses justice against the enemies of mother Gaia with my atomic breath.

- When I was a youngin, I was on the swim team at my mother's insistence. I was so slow that one time they dumped a kid in a wheelchair into the lane next to me to perform the last heat (race).

- I used to work as a lighting/audio tech at Bridgestone in Nashville. One time Taylor Swift made us all cross reference our names with the sex offender registry just to work her show. But then once we were in, she walked down the hall, handing out cookies that she baked. For parts of Kanye's show (wearing a mask), it's just some other random 5'7 black guy parading around on stage while Kanye hangs out in the green room. Donnie Osmond is incredibly kind, impeccably coifed and perfectly carved out of wax. The Great Khali is bigger than any human you'll ever see, but has to use a cane to walk backstage.

- I went back to do the book-learnin' about the chemicals and the cells and the diseases. Now I'm preparing for the life of a mouth jockey, a fact which keeps @morgousky up at night, seething with jealousy, experiencing visions of my unmatched work/life balance and gold-plated toilet seats.

- My DDS office opens up in the Lexington area some time around 2023. As a RR-exclusive, I'm offering discounts for anyone who reserves an appointment 5 years in advance. This applies to all services, from cleanings to full-arch implants. We're currently booked through July of that year, so call soon!
 
I’ve never had a sip of coffe. I don’t even know what it tastes like

I’ve never ridden in a taxi or an Uber

I’ve anonymously been in porn.
 
The Wire is one of my all time favorites! I binge watch these types of shows as well.
The Sopranos have my top spot. Lol
Breaking Bad.
SOA.
The Wire.
Lonesome Dove.
Those are my top 5. Lol

Oh shit Lonesome Dove?! I use to watch that with my dad A LOT!! Robert Duvall is one of my fav actors. Damn that was a good ass series.
 
Oh shit Lonesome Dove?! I use to watch that with my dad A LOT!! Robert Duvall is one of my fav actors. Damn that was a good ass series.
Agree. Best western saga I know of. Maybe it’s the only one, hell, I don’t know. He, DuVall, did a movie with Kestner Costner that was really good too and was along a similar concept.
 
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I climb cell towers, have since the late 80's.

I adopted my wife's three kids. Since my wife is 10 years older than me, my kids are all much older, oldest daughter is right at 10 years younger than me.

Lastly, at 42 (3 years ago) I became a grandfather (I now have 2 grand-daughters).

Beat that and I'll throw some more atchya.


If I could beat that I wouldn't admit it. Even anonymously.
 
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The Wire is one of my all time favorites! I binge watch these types of shows as well.
The Sopranos have my top spot. Lol
Breaking Bad.
SOA.
The Wire.
Lonesome Dove.
Those are my top 5. Lol
We have a lot common and similar taste in shows.
I bought my first car trapping foxes on our farm in Washington Co. victor #2’s. I rode the line with a retired thoroughbred named Oneop and a dog named trapper. We didn’t have much back then but neither did anyone I knew so we didn’t mind, it was a good time and good memories. I started doing it because they were a nussance, but ended up loving it as a hobby. I was only 14.
 
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I was coming home from work one Wednesday night @ 11:30, talking to a girl on the phone. Early 90's, it was my first cell phone...bag phone: fairly poor reception, phone only. My house at the time had a bunch of huge trees around it, and my phone wouldn't pick up there. So a little less than a mile from my house, I backed into a lane that led to some farmland where nobody lived, and sat on a little plateau overlooking a river valley.

As I turn off the car and settle in for a bit, I notice a really bright 'star' low on the horizon, as I looked up the river bottom. Noticed it in the sense of "Hmmm, I'm surprised I haven't noticed that star before, as bright as it is" but then didn't pay much attention as I talked on the phone. After 15 minutes or so, I happen to look in that direction again and see that the "star" is noticeably larger/brighter, so I started to consciously track it at this point. Where my car set was probably a hundred yards or so from the river itself, and I could now tell that the star was actually some type of spotlight that was coming up the river.

For a while, remember, this light is moving extraordinarily slow, I assumed it was going to be attached to a helicopter. But as it got closer I heard that it wasn't a helicopter. I started my car and drove a hundred yards or so down the road to it's closest point to the river...I was literally on the upper bank of the river at this juncture, turned my car off, got out and watched as a triangular shaped UFO went by me at tree-top level, not making a sound and moving so slowly that, as I said before, a marathon runner could've easily kept pace with it.

I took out my gun, .357 Magnum, and briefly considered firing a couple into the ship, which I could've easily done. So close it would've been almost impossible to miss. Decided that wouldn't be...prudent...so watched it continue down the river until I couldn't see it anymore.

The girl I'd been talking to never believed me and always swore I hung up on her because I was going to see someone else.
 
If I could beat that I wouldn't admit it. Even anonymously.
Which part of my post is the disturbing part? Some would be sick at the cell tower climbing, some would balk at the older wife and kids and yeah, the grand kids at 42 is certainly interesting.
I've been meeting more and more couples that have large age gaps lately. Wife and I have been married for 18 years, yeah, she's a lucky lady.
 
- I once won the "prettiest eyes" award (second grade, millcreek elementary school, check the record books) but am now considering sending it back to the committee after learning that everyone won an award that year. This nation was not built on participation trophies.

- I have nearly a 1400 lb powerlifting total, but this is actually tremendously disappointing in light of the fact that I am a 150,000 ton Leviathan who towers over Tokyo and dispenses justice against the enemies of mother Gaia with my atomic breath.

- When I was a youngin, I was on the swim team at my mother's insistence. I was so slow that one time they dumped a kid in a wheelchair into the lane next to me to perform the last heat (race).

- I used to work as a lighting/audio tech at Bridgestone in Nashville. One time Taylor Swift made us all cross reference our names with the sex offender registry just to work her show. But then once we were in, she walked down the hall, handing out cookies that she baked. For parts of Kanye's show (wearing a mask), it's just some other random 5'7 black guy parading around on stage while Kanye hangs out in the green room. Donnie Osmond is incredibly kind, impeccably coifed and perfectly carved out of wax. The Great Khali is bigger than any human you'll ever see, but has to use a cane to walk backstage.

- I went back to do the book-learnin' about the chemicals and the cells and the diseases. Now I'm preparing for the life of a mouth jockey, a fact which keeps @morgousky up at night, seething with jealousy, experiencing visions of my unmatched work/life balance and gold-plated toilet seats.

- My DDS office opens up in the Lexington area some time around 2023. As a RR-exclusive, I'm offering discounts for anyone who reserves an appointment 5 years in advance. This applies to all services, from cleanings to full-arch implants. We're currently booked through July of that year, so call soon!

I have terrible teeth jeans. I will book an appointment.

As long as you don't hire 40 secretaries as to appear to have some important operation causing the prices to go insane and nothing is going on day after day except cleaning teeth. Those are my terms for your business.
 
Which part of my post is the disturbing part? Some would be sick at the cell tower climbing, some would balk at the older wife and kids and yeah, the grand kids at 42 is certainly interesting.
I've been meeting more and more couples that have large age gaps lately. Wife and I have been married for 18 years, yeah, she's a lucky lady.

I am 32 my girlfriend is almost 7 years older than me. It causes problems.
 
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Morg, I too am a collector and I see you are a St. Louis Cardinal fan. I am going way back with you here but do you have the 1964 St. Louis Cardinals World Champions LP 33 1/3 album narrated by Harry Caray and Jack Buck? I have a copy in my collection and it has only been played a few times. The album includes excerpts from actual broadcast, locker room interviews and a recap of the 1964 World Series.

Just wondering? I found one like it on E-bay

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/382084115707

Yea man I do. Well my father has that, but it's kind of our collections at this point. Really neat piece. Caray should have kept his zipper closed around Ms. Busch and it would have been him and Buck. Imagine that combination? I never got to hear them together but I'll still take Buck over him all day. I miss old Busch in the 90's when you could walk right up to Bucks booth and he'd let you in to sit right beside him. Hard to believe in the 90's you could still do stuff like that. I miss the old timers. Baseball isn't the same with those guys checking out.
 
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Which part of my post is the disturbing part? Some would be sick at the cell tower climbing, some would balk at the older wife and kids and yeah, the grand kids at 42 is certainly interesting.
I've been meeting more and more couples that have large age gaps lately. Wife and I have been married for 18 years, yeah, she's a lucky lady.

I have as well...Im 40, gf just turned 30. Idk if it works, it works I guess. Most people think Im in my early 30s so maybe thats why. I tend to date and hang out w people much younger than me. Im a slow ager I suppose, it was a curse in HS when i looked 12 but now its great.
 
I have as well...Im 40, gf just turned 30. Idk if it works, it works I guess. Most people think Im in my early 30s so maybe thats why. I tend to date and hang out w people much younger than me. Im a slow ager I suppose, it was a curse in HS when i looked 12 but now its great.
The way you did it definitely has it's advantages when you both get older.
Lets just say the wife isn't as uhhhh spontaneous as she used to be and at 45, I'll still run full court if the opportunity presents itself.
Still wouldn't trade her in though.
 
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I have as well...Im 40, gf just turned 30. Idk if it works, it works I guess. Most people think Im in my early 30s so maybe thats why. I tend to date and hang out w people much younger than me. Im a slow ager I suppose, it was a curse in HS when i looked 12 but now its great.

You date women?
 
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I’ve never had a sip of coffe. I don’t even know what it tastes like

I’ve never ridden in a taxi or an Uber

I’ve anonymously been in porn.
After reading the first two I had an idea of what kind of person I thought that might be...then you dropped the hammer on the 3rd (pun intended) and I dont know wtf to think ha!
 
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I’ve never had a sip of coffe. I don’t even know what it tastes like

I’ve never ridden in a taxi or an Uber

I’ve anonymously been in porn.
I tried coffee for the first time yesterday, used this Reese cup sweetener my friend had, it was basically like drinking a liquid caffeinated Reese cup, and the energy it gave me was immediately addicting as my day was crazy productive:
 
Ok so whats up with weirdo non coffee ever guys? How is it possible to not ever have dranken coffey?
 
To add on to my previous post. In T-Ball, I legit ran the wrong way on the bases one time, another time I struck out, hit the tee three times in a row, and another time i thought you had to hit the kids with the ball for them to be out, so I was out there pummeling kids with baseball's until everyone had enough. Also every bit of this is truth.
 
I’m tellin ya, if you’re from Kentucky you need to add Justified. It’s not The Wire, but The Wire isn’t set in Harlan either.

My grandfather was in that movie with Kevin Costner (war movie) filmed in Mayfield. He was playing checkers outside the courthouse or something.

Fun fact: my dad was an extra in walk the line. He's in the front row of the prison concert. I was supposed to go but I was like 19 and was not getting up at 4 o'lock to drive to it.
 
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