There's a bartender chick at World of Beers. She kinda looks like Ted Cruz in the face. Red head. Smokin' hot chick. So I guess I'm secretly unconsciously attracted to Ted Cruz which is why I hate him so much. Explains everything.
Welp, nice knowing ya'll. Time to kill myself
there are support groups for everything, including Ted Cruz female look a like drag queen attraction i'm sure. but you can't off your self now, think about all the missed opportunities of getting plastered and imagining what you would do to girls arses that don't look like Ted Cruz. and i'm pretty sure i know what you would still do to this chick.
i'm getting drunk on election night either way.