Drunk, at night, fishing for catfish below the Logan-Martin dam standing on the huge riprap... In flip-flops. Lost my footing and fell, ankle bone got caught in a crevice, big rock I was standing on shifted when I sat down on it to try to get loose and that caused the rocks underneath it to shift around and crush my foot. Pinky toe not worth the money/time to save it.You got to tell the lost toe story.
I used to post as "9knuckles" on some old UK websites.