"And, by the way, I used to sit on the stand and it got hot. I got hairy legs that turn, that, that, that turn, uh, uh, that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up, uh, come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come, uh, come back up again. So I learned about roaches. And I learned about kids jumping on my lap. I love kids jumping on my lap." - Joe Biden
All we need out of Joe is for him to start talking about fluoridation of water and purity of essence.