No my offer is to buy you a ticket to get the hell out of the United States. You can't come back. You sound like you love Mexico. Let's make it happen.
I'll contact ICE and boarder partal to make sure you don't come back, because obviously USA sucks in your mind
My apologies, bro. I thought you were inviting me to visit other countries and then come back to my house. Why would I want to leave the US and never come back? I vacation as much as possible, so I weirdly assumed you were trying to contribute to my worldly curiosity.
Anyway...
I don’t really know if I “love Mexico” because I haven’t spent any real time there. A few cruise ship stops at tourist traps on both coasts and 10 days in Cozumel as a youth don’t count at all. I’d love to find out if I love it though.
For instance:
Osaka and Tokyo = love them
Copenhagen = love it
Toronto = love it
Vancouver = like it, I guess
Frankfurt = no thanks. Got a couple cool records there though.
Stockholm = no thanks. Might be cooler if weed was more prevalent
Madrid = like it
Amsterdam = love it
Montreal = no thanks for now. I think I might appreciate it more these days though.
Mexico City = ????? Was really hoping you’d actually throw some $$$ my way for that vacation, but it’s all good. I’ll get there at some point.
Every last city in the good ol’ USA = love them until I die
Where do you like to travel, bro? Oh and what is this “boarder partal” you speak of?