Has anyone else noticed that a lot of leftists like to cover their crappy cars in political stickers? I’m not talking about seeing the occasional Barr/McGrath stickers, I’m talking about covering the car in shit like “coexist” “tolerance” “God is too big to be one religion” “abortion is a right” gun control stickers and all of that.
You don’t see that with a lot of Republicans. You’ll occasionally see a meme of some guy covering his entire truck in Trump stuff but in every day life, you will see this crap with the lower end of their base.
Are you shitting me? Lowbrow people of ALL political affiliations have dumb bumper stickers. Let me give you the rundown for the classics:
Hillary/Kaine = annoying middle-aged person who would get on your nerves
Jill Stein = annoying younger person who would start a political argument at a bar
All Lives Matter = racist
Blue Lives Matter, or whatever those weird black and blue stickers are supposed to represent = racist and doesn’t like to party
Trump on a truck in the south = fairly normal people who are weirdly proud of their trucks
Trump on a car in the south = racist
Coexist (female) = had an “open relationship” with their current boyfriend, then “stopped,” but still sleeps with other guys on the sly
Coexist (male) = dates this girl ^^^
Coexist (on a Subaru) = lesbian
Zero bumper stickers (on a Subaru) = lesbian
Weird Jesus stuff = somebody you would never want to party with
Salt Life (male)) = simpleton, takes photos/videos at the gym for Instagram, probably has a questionable tattoo
Salt Life (female) = 100% went to the tanning bed before her HS prom
30A = basically Salt Life stuff, but might have a little more money and is a little more racist
Did I miss any?