I’ll never forget being on vacation at an all inclusive resort (I was still young and poor) in Ochos Rios circa 2005/2006-ish. My wife and I met this couple from Canada who seemed nice enough. We sat down and had lunch with them one day and sure enough they decided to bring up American politics/foreign policy.
Now, anyone who knows me will know I’m usually 45 beers deep by noon when on vacation (30 deep on normal days). So, I do not take very kindly to his thoughts on American politics/foreign policy and proceed to berate him in front of his wife. I really let him have it. Told him he could lecture us the next time Canada lost 3,000+ lives in a terror attack or even when/if his ball-less government/impotent military raised a GD finger to help the good ‘ol US of A. He sat there and took it like the cucks they are.
Later that night (I’m 75 beers deep at this point) we are playing beach games. You know, where couples are divided up in teams and play these silly games that are meant to be tough because everyone is shit faced? Anyway, I get the misfortune of having this giant pussy and his ugly ass Eskimo wife on our team.
Despite that, our team is kicking ass and I absolutely destroy the competition in the “bouncing a ball on a paddle board while running up and down the beach after spinning in circles” part of the game. Destroy. I’ve produced what seemed like an insurmountable lead until - you guessed it - it was the Canadian cuck’s turn.
This Canadian POS couldn’t put one foot in front of the other. He would make Sheray Thomas look like Lebron James. You talk about giving someone hell in front of a hundred or so guests/resort employees. I mean I went the f*ck off on this bitch. Made sure EVERYONE knew he was from Canada and that’s why he was so f#cking terrible. They pretty much stayed in their rooms, never to be seen around the resort again after that night. Felt really good about it, too.
Long story short, every time I see John post I imagine that’s the dickless cuck Canadian I shamed the f*ck out of years ago in Ochos Rios.