Awesome post! As usual, you ask the important questions.
Bro, I'm gonna assume you answered "yes" to 75% of those questions. Maybe 50% if you're as xenophobic as some of the bums on this thread.
Why are white men in America so angry?
On an unrelated note...spicy food has been tougher to deal with as I get older. I used to be able to devour hot chicken and pound beer with no issues. Now I temper my spice level on Thai food and still (more often than not) endure the agony of hot snakes the next morning.
So I was wondering...can I somehow blame Obama for this?
Barack Obama, that is. The pounding I take from Michelle is intense enough, but this feels like actual fire exploding out of my butthole. Please advise.