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Corneal Colts yore daddy.Yore
The best teams lost today. Call it a bye week.The shame and embarrassment of losing to the Corneal Colts is real.
Congrats, mav.
The best teams got violently raped today. Call it a bye week.
Hey. Nobody's burfict.Funky...your favorite NFL player, Burfict, has been suspended for the rest of the season.
It's real. It's painful. It's real painful.The shame and embarrassment of losing to the Corneal Colts is real.
Congrats, mav.
Congrats. Can you fix it so we can dump players mid game? TIA.My Drunk defense came through 2 weeks in a row.
(just jinxed 'em with that comment)
I can't tell you how proud I am of you.Ok...
So I have way too much bourbon. I am collecting/drinking delicious and rare drams on the reg.
I’ve turned into Mav (without the unbridled sex and weed) in terms of letting loose.
Wow, Franklin's BBQ. I'll be damned.
My boy, ChOps is having us over on Saturday... here’s his pics to ensure I’m coming.
Mercy me.
Everything’s coming up Mav lately.So Walmart is out of my fave $1.00 KING SIZE Mounds, which forces me to buy two (2) regularly-sized packs, with an as-listed price of, you guessed it, 50 cents at the piece.
However...
Lo and behold, when I self checked myself out, the regularly-sized packs were only 25 apiece! In other words, that's almost half as much as I ordinarily pay .
#feelingblessed
Do NOT shelter in place, Mash. Be aggressive -- ATTACK the mustard gas dammit. Make it your bitch. You survived Listeria flavored BlueBell for heaven's sakes.The killer mustard gas is coming, but don’t worry! Locate your plastic sheets and duct tape provided in your chemical weapons action response pack and follow along with me! You’re going to OK!”
Between the Ulcers and Mounds, I'm a big-ass squirrel hoardin' nuts and living my best life.Everything’s coming up Mav lately.
FRIDAY
I'm most fascinated by this copper portal.ILL SHELTER IN PLACE WHEN IM DEAD.
There's this house for sale in town, which is never gonna sale btw but it's awesome..., 6.5mil includes...."Property Features a 2.5 Million 2,000 Sq. Ft. Nuclear/Biological Fallout Shelter & Separate Mother-In-Law Suite."
Nuclear fallout shelter/MIL suite pics at the bottom...
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1266-Willis-Branch-Rd-Richmond-KY-40475/218447685_zpid/
Is that an incinerator? MIL suite indeed.I'm most fascinated by this copper portal.
The Willis Branch fam obviously like beige, hard surfaces, Costco furniture, paint-by-numbers portraits of deranged Randall Cobb fans... but hate vegetation in general.ILL SHELTER IN PLACE WHEN IM DEAD.
There's this house for sale in town, which is never gonna sale btw but it's awesome..., 6.5mil includes...."Property Features a 2.5 Million 2,000 Sq. Ft. Nuclear/Biological Fallout Shelter & Separate Mother-In-Law Suite."
Nuclear fallout shelter/MIL suite pics at the bottom...
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1266-Willis-Branch-Rd-Richmond-KY-40475/218447685_zpid/
Wife on phone: “Mom, we have some amazing news! We won the lottery and are moving to RICHMOND KENTUCKY!”
mom: “Oh, Dear. All of your dreams are coming true. I’m so happy for you and John.”
wife: “Thank you. John wants to show his appreciation towards you and wants you to come and live with us in the mother in law suite. And he knows how much you love strawberries!!!!!”
mom: I can’t believe it! I’ve been so lonely since your dad passed. This is amazing.
wife: you’ll never have to work again and never worry about bills or money.
mom: I’m so blessed!
Two weeks later
John: ‘Mom’, I want to show you your place personally.
Mom: oh honey. I’m so glad we have a chance to become closer.
John: what? Oh. Yeah yeah yeah. Closer.
mom: what a beautiful house.
john: thanks. Your place will allow you to have your privacy but still be close to us.
Mom: oh. Thank you. That looks like a very heavy door.
John: go on in and take a look around. It’s got a kitchen, living room, 5 beds and all the sliced strawberries you can eat *closes door*
Mom: John? Is there another exit? I can’t get this door open.
John: Oh, there’s another way out, all right...
The Willis Branch fam obviously like beige, hard surfaces, Costco furniture, paint-by-numbers portraits of deranged Randall Cobb fans... but hate vegetation in general.
Thumbs up for geothermal cooling and trying to sell $5.87M over assessed value.
Wife on phone: “Mom, we have some amazing news! We won the lottery and are moving to RICHMOND KENTUCKY!”
YES! That’s right, Mom, Richmond did used to have two Lee’s! You’re going to love it.