N.O.B.
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The shame and embarrassment of losing to the Corneal Colts is real.
Congrats, mav.
Congrats, mav.
The best teams lost today. Call it a bye week.
Just thought everyone needed to see this.
Funky...your favorite NFL player, Burfict, has been suspended for the rest of the season.
Hey. Nobody's burfict.Funky...your favorite NFL player, Burfict, has been suspended for the rest of the season.
It's real. It's painful. It's real painful.
Congrats. Can you fix it so we can dump players mid game? TIA.
Ok...
So I have way too much bourbon. I am collecting/drinking delicious and rare drams on the reg.
I’ve turned into Mav (without the unbridled sex and weed) in terms of letting loose.
So I have way too much bourbon. I am collecting/drinking delicious and rare drams on the reg.
I’ve turned into Mav (without the unbridled sex and weed) in terms of letting loose.
I can't tell you how proud I am of you.
I think mav was shedding tears as he typed that last post.
I wanna be Mav with the massive bourbon supply and crazy sex.
My boy, ChOps is having us over on Saturday... here’s his pics to ensure I’m coming.
Mercy me.
At first, Seth Rogan’s stoner laugh is fun and endearing... after 15 minutes listening to this asshat air-cackle, I want to punch his ****ing face in.
So Walmart is out of my fave $1.00 KING SIZE Mounds, which forces me to buy two (2) regularly-sized packs, with an as-listed price of, you guessed it, 50 cents at the piece.
However...
Lo and behold, when I self checked myself out, the regularly-sized packs were only 25 apiece! In other words, that's almost half as much as I ordinarily pay![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
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#feelingblessed
However...
Lo and behold, when I self checked myself out, the regularly-sized packs were only 25 apiece! In other words, that's almost half as much as I ordinarily pay
. #feelingblessed
Everything’s coming up Mav lately.So Walmart is out of my fave $1.00 KING SIZE Mounds, which forces me to buy two (2) regularly-sized packs, with an as-listed price of, you guessed it, 50 cents at the piece.
However...
Lo and behold, when I self checked myself out, the regularly-sized packs were only 25 apiece! In other words, that's almost half as much as I ordinarily pay
#feelingblessed
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25¢ for a mounds is amazing value. Buy em cheap and stack em deep, Mav.
Got a postcard from the county chemical weapons response team yesterday. It was really nice, just reminding me how to shelter in place in case the mustard gas blows. They are sending me sheets of plastic, tape, emergency radio, plus an instructional DVD because my life matters damnit!
I can’t wait to see this DVD... “hi there! The killer mustard gas is coming, but don’t worry! Locate your plastic sheets and duct tape provided in your chemical weapons action response pack and follow along with me! You’re going to OK!”
Got a postcard from the county chemical weapons response team yesterday. It was really nice, just reminding me how to shelter in place in case the mustard gas blows. They are sending me sheets of plastic, tape, emergency radio, plus an instructional DVD because my life matters damnit!
I can’t wait to see this DVD... “hi there! The killer mustard gas is coming, but don’t worry! Locate your plastic sheets and duct tape provided in your chemical weapons action response pack and follow along with me! You’re going to OK!”
Do NOT shelter in place, Mash. Be aggressive -- ATTACK the mustard gas dammit. Make it your bitch. You survived Listeria flavored BlueBell for heaven's sakes.
Between the Ulcers and Mounds, I'm a big-ass squirrel hoardin' nuts and living my best life.
ILL SHELTER IN PLACE WHEN IM DEAD.
There's this house for sale in town, which is never gonna sale btw but it's awesome..., 6.5mil includes...."Property Features a 2.5 Million 2,000 Sq. Ft. Nuclear/Biological Fallout Shelter & Separate Mother-In-Law Suite."
Nuclear fallout shelter/MIL suite pics at the bottom...
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1266-Willis-Branch-Rd-Richmond-KY-40475/218447685_zpid/
There's this house for sale in town, which is never gonna sale btw but it's awesome..., 6.5mil includes...."Property Features a 2.5 Million 2,000 Sq. Ft. Nuclear/Biological Fallout Shelter & Separate Mother-In-Law Suite."
Nuclear fallout shelter/MIL suite pics at the bottom...
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1266-Willis-Branch-Rd-Richmond-KY-40475/218447685_zpid/
Is that an incinerator? MIL suite indeed.I'm most fascinated by this copper portal.
Weed/MIL incinerator. Whichever you need to get rid of the quickest.
Cops banging on the door and have your crib surrounded? No problem. Just dump your weed stash into the built-in incinerator.
MIL a bit too mouthy? Well, we won’t go into the details at this time...but this home has a solution for that as well...
Cops banging on the door and have your crib surrounded? No problem. Just dump your weed stash into the built-in incinerator.
MIL a bit too mouthy? Well, we won’t go into the details at this time...but this home has a solution for that as well...
that would make for an awesome sex dungeon playground. that was Epstein-esque.
imagine how much blue bell you could store down there Mash.
imagine how much blue bell you could store down there Mash.
Wife on phone: “Mom, we have some amazing news! We won the lottery and are moving to RICHMOND KENTUCKY!”
mom: “Oh, Dear. All of your dreams are coming true. I’m so happy for you and John.”
wife: “Thank you. John wants to show his appreciation towards you and wants you to come and live with us in the mother in law suite. And he knows how much you love strawberries!!!!!”
mom: I can’t believe it! I’ve been so lonely since your dad passed. This is amazing.
wife: you’ll never have to work again and never worry about bills or money.
mom: I’m so blessed!
Two weeks later
John: ‘Mom’, I want to show you your place personally.
Mom: oh honey. I’m so glad we have a chance to become closer.
John: what? Oh. Yeah yeah yeah. Closer.
mom: what a beautiful house.
john: thanks. Your place will allow you to have your privacy but still be close to us.
Mom: oh. Thank you. That looks like a very heavy door.
John: go on in and take a look around. It’s got a kitchen, living room, 5 beds and all the sliced strawberries you can eat *closes door*
Mom: John? Is there another exit? I can’t get this door open.
John: Oh, there’s another way out, all right...
mom: “Oh, Dear. All of your dreams are coming true. I’m so happy for you and John.”
wife: “Thank you. John wants to show his appreciation towards you and wants you to come and live with us in the mother in law suite. And he knows how much you love strawberries!!!!!”
mom: I can’t believe it! I’ve been so lonely since your dad passed. This is amazing.
wife: you’ll never have to work again and never worry about bills or money.
mom: I’m so blessed!
Two weeks later
John: ‘Mom’, I want to show you your place personally.
Mom: oh honey. I’m so glad we have a chance to become closer.
John: what? Oh. Yeah yeah yeah. Closer.
mom: what a beautiful house.
john: thanks. Your place will allow you to have your privacy but still be close to us.
Mom: oh. Thank you. That looks like a very heavy door.
John: go on in and take a look around. It’s got a kitchen, living room, 5 beds and all the sliced strawberries you can eat *closes door*
Mom: John? Is there another exit? I can’t get this door open.
John: Oh, there’s another way out, all right...
The Willis Branch fam obviously like beige, hard surfaces, Costco furniture, paint-by-numbers portraits of deranged Randall Cobb fans... but hate vegetation in general.
Thumbs up for geothermal cooling and trying to sell $5.87M over assessed value.
You think they’ll let me tour that sob? Try out the copper tunnel? Or, once it’s painfully obvious I cannot afford the 6.5mil nuclear bunker, will they’ll beat me with a stick till I leave?
There’s also and suspicious looking silo on the property. No telling what’s in there.
YES! That’s right, Mom, Richmond did used to have two Lee’s! You’re going to love it.
YES! That’s right, Mom, Richmond did used to have two Lee’s! You’re going to love it.
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At least poor old Middlesboro still has a Lee's.
