You were supposed to say…
“IM BUSY PLAYING REAL SPORTS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR FANTASY NERD SPORTS. HELL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS”
Porter Waggoner has had some work done.What a pimp.
Ellen Degeneres gonna try for a music career after her show?What a pimp.
Then it wouldn't matter he really didn't know what time it was.
Big difference between being off by a measly 19 minutes and being late by a whole hour.Then it wouldn't matter he really didn't know what time it was.
On this we can most definitely agree -- and that sappiness/zappiness can be traced directly to Et-Cetera surgically removing his testicles to reach a Minnie Ripperton-esque higher octave, the culmination of which was, of course, the abominable Glory Of Love....unless you are listening to one of Chicago’s later, sappy 80’s tunes...in which case the fun has been completely zapped.
In recognition of this wonderful page of the NOB, I have changed my Fantastical Foosball team name and photo.
Chicago runs on central time. Although I’m not sure where Lamm was when he wrote that tune. Probably out west, so he would have had even more time. Must’ve been on a real bender that day.Huh. I just thought Lamm was nearsighted and couldn't read whether the clock said 3:35 or 3:34 a.m. -- either way, if he'd been living in God's own central time he'd have had an extry hour of sleep.
Stay out of this 93.Chicago runs on central time.
If he was offered a spot in Chicago he could have played any number of about 234 instruments...43 of which were on full display in the vid mav provided above.Years ago I went to some sort of job organizational training and the speaker (black guy)claimed that he had been friends with all the original dudes in Chicago. I remember him saying that he was offered a place in the band (can’t remember what instrument he played). It really parallels the Clarence Walker story.
Mav is currently scouring the interwebz for the perfect pic for the avatar for his new FF team name:
Et-Cetera’s Fighting Eunuchs
Years ago I went to some sort of job organizational training and the speaker (black guy)claimed that he had been friends with all the original dudes in Chicago. I remember him saying that he was offered a place in the band (can’t remember what instrument he played). It really parallels the Clarence Walker story.
ATC says you didn’t pass the background check. I wrote down what the report said so that I wouldn’t forget: “an upright citizen in good standing with the community who has never been to jail”. That just doesn’t fit this league’s profile.Every year I start off thinking "this could be my year to be included the elite club known as NOB fantastical foosball." Once again my number was not drawn but someday I await the privilege of being included with you distinguished yet sophisticated gentlemen.
ATC says you didn’t pass the background check. I wrote down what the report said so that I wouldn’t forget: “an upright citizen in good standing with the community who has never been to jail”. That just doesn’t fit this league’s profile.
On our way to Buc-ees’.
I was outvoted.
At their historical levels of achievement? Basketball. Both Playing at the highest possible level? Football by a smidge.If you could only watch Kentucky football or basketball the rest of your life….whatcha got?
Basketball. I know Kentucky is now a football school...and I respect that...but I would still choose basketball.If you could only watch Kentucky football or basketball the rest of your life….whatcha got?
On our way to Buc-ees’.
I was outvoted.