N.O.B.

[thabigbluenation]

Win Win Win
Roadster
Code of Honor for the tri...haven't placed yet. Know that is not going out on a limb. I'm no horse gambol expert. Just for fun. Was seeing what others thought. The Derby thread doesn't provide too much this year.

 

[UKGrad93]

Hoof Hearted

 

[funKYcat75]

Chewing gum. He’s known to stick to the rail.

 

[Kooky Kats]

The one that drops the last steaming pile before locked into the gate.

 

[Kooky Kats]

FLORIDA QB FORCIBLY ENTERS WOMAN’S TRANSFER PORTAL

 

[-Mav-]

 

[TriangleUKCat]

No 2019 grilling thread. What gives? Everyone move on to some other stuff? Kooky only one on catpaw worth a shit at it?

-New pussy will become old pussy in a heartbeat. Get on your nerves about two seconds after the deed. Words of wisdom, Tom Jones, you old bastard.

-Willy being the most non-descript, normal looking guy is the best part of it all. Congrats to him.

-Juzang Clan committing or what?

-Can't wait to loathe funky again for the next 3 months here very, very soon, though his posts have been strong all around lately. Still, EAD, funky.

 

[UKGrad93]

No 2019 grilling thread. What gives? Everyone move on to some other stuff? Kooky only one on catpaw worth a shit at it?

-New pussy will become old pussy in a heartbeat. Get on your nerves about two seconds after the deed. Words of wisdom, Tom Jones, you old bastard.

-Willy being the most non-descript, normal looking guy is the best part of it all. Congrats to him.

-Juzang Clan committing or what?

-Can't wait to loathe funky again for the next 3 months here very, very soon, though his posts have been strong all around lately. Still, EAD, funky.

There is much IRON in your words Triangle.

I'll have to admit, it kinda blew my mind the first time I met @Willy4UK in person.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I’ve just refurbished the egg.

I’ll be out there as soon as the weather stops being shitty.

My new jam is going on Italian YouTube and getting recipes from those dudes... authentic shit with the bonus of re-teaching myself of the beautiful language... eff you, Rosetta Stone.

4 yrs of HS Italian and 2 years at UK - rekindled.

 

[UKGrad93]

Few more things about Vegas trip.

Walking thru the casino in my navy blazer and tie for the wedding, I was stopped 3 times by women asking for directions. Security gave me the stink eye when I tried to point on of them to the elevator.

Walking back to my hotel at 2 AM alone, I was approached by 3 Las Vegas street whores. I thought about the whole "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" thing, but I'm not sure that it applies to Chlamydia.

 

[funKYcat75]

-Can't wait to loathe funky again for the next 3 months here very, very soon, though his posts have been strong all around lately. Still, EAD, funky.

Hey, I have to work 4 days into JUNE this year. #hardknocklife

 

[AustinTXCat]

Few more things about Vegas trip.

Walking thru the casino in my navy blazer and tie for the wedding, I was stopped 3 times by women asking for directions. Security gave me the stink eye when I tried to point on of them to the elevator.

Walking back to my hotel at 2 AM alone, I was approached by 3 Las Vegas street whores. I thought about the whole "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" thing, but I'm not sure that it applies to Chlamydia.

I was also approached by two out in the parking lot of Tropicana. Mama Mia.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Them whores prolly had taped up penises. Hard pass.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

So this really fat guy got on the elevator at work. The elevator was already crowded. My first thought was “this is murder– suicide”

 

[-Mav-]

Juzang Clan committing or what?

That's Wu Tang's kid, right?

 

[Dig Dirkler]

Juzang Clan committing or what?

That's Wu Tang's kid, right?

Nah man, I think it's Poon Tang's.

 

[-Mav-]

Nah man, I think it's Poon Tang's.

 

[AustinTXCat]

First game is September 5. Prepare for the draft.

Be there. Aloha.

 

[funKYcat75]

First game is September 5. Prepare for the draft.

Be there. Aloha.

Are we kicking out the inactives this year?

 

[Mashburned]

We ain’t winning shit if Cal has resorted to recruiting Japan. Sheesh.

I’m drafting Benny Snell and winning my 3rd straight FF championship (or something like that, I’ve lost count).

 

[Kooky Kats]

We ain’t winning shit if Cal has resorted to recruiting Japan. Sheesh.

I’m drafting Benny Snell and winning my 3rd straight FF championship (or something like that, I’ve lost count).

Benny ain’t no honkey. Good fu*king luck.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Are we kicking out the inactives this year?

Yes. Probably go to 8 teams.

 

[thabigbluenation]

 

[Kooky Kats]

Jambalaya with shrimp, chix, andouille... Cajun Power garlic sauce.

Effin Top 5 at Chez Kook

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Drank a few beers with @UKGrad93 earlier during our owners meeting. Great time. We have thoroughly enjoyed the scenery at Tropicana Hotel. Life is good.

From the neck down she says I’m 25. Once you get above that neck line you don’t know if it’s 25 or 45. Definitely wood. Probably die in a motorboatin’ accident with dem titties

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Kaizerette #1 has now qualified for the MS state track meet in 3 separate events...two individual events and one relay.

MS state meet is held at UofL again this year (she qualified for one event last year) which is not as good as it being at UK but it's closer to where I live so it'll do just fine.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Kaizerette #1 has now qualified for the MS state track meet in 3 separate events...two individual events and one relay.

MS state meet is held at UofL again this year (she qualified for one event last year) which is not as good as it being at UK but it's closer to where I live so it'll do just fine.

Good luck lil gal.

 

[funKYcat75]

Tell her I said to run faster and/or jump higher than the other girls.

You’re welcome.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Tell her I said to run faster and/or jump higher than the other girls.

You’re welcome.

She’s a honkey. Win.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Jamaaral Murray is dealing.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Jamaaral Murray is dealing.

Two former Cats balling in this game. If you count Enes as a former Cat that is.

Free Enes!!!

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Tell her I said to run faster and/or jump higher than the other girls.

You’re welcome.

Great advice! I will add that to the advice I already gave her...

1) Dont use your arms/elbows to gain an advantage...until you get on the back side where the officials can't see you
2) Set the tone early. Spike or be spiked. Spike first and fast before the other girl spikes you.

 

[funKYcat75]

If you’re going to get in someone’s lane and make them stumble, make sure it’s someone who was going to actually challenge you for the win.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Jamaarl clutch down the stretch at the line to ice the win.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

Thank soooooooooo much to Austin and 93 for hitting Vegas with me.

Ya'll these are best friends for life. Guys are amazing human beings. Beyond amazing.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Free Willy.

 

[UKGrad93]

Yeah. Free Willy!!!!

 

[AustinTXCat]

Free Willy.

Yeah. Free Willy!!!!

<- - - - - another Free Willy vote.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[thabigbluenation]

a day late lol but still