N.O.B.

[Mashburned]

Look man, Applebee’s are becoming scarce. Plus I can whip your ass by the Redbox at Speedway and then stroll inside for a lotto ticket, cigs, tall boys, and male performance pills. Way better fight venue. Plus it’s not uncommon to see t-shirt stands set up by Speedways. Speedway killed da Bees. Ain’t no use for em anymore.

*reminds me when POTUS Donald J Trump came to my town...lol. There were t shirt stands on every piece of real estate available. Was a hilarious scene. People kept asking me “hey man where’s the Applebee’s? I got a hankering to whip somebody’s ass and buy a t shirt”. I said “hey my man, our Applebee’s is gone, but this here is a Redbox. You can whip some ass right here and now, rent a dvd, then head into the speedway for a cold one and some caffeine pills”.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

The fact that Applebee's restaurants are closing left and right just makes the venue that much more appealing for a fight...

A) It's a rare venue if you can find an Applebee's still in business. They are difficult to find nowadays. But everyone is still looking for them. Thus you are more likely to have more fights lined up on the card per night.

B) It's got a Fight Club-esque vibe when the Applebee's has been closed for a year or two and the fight takes place in the abandoned parking lot.

C) Sure, you can buy a random T-shirt from any ol' ordinary t-shirt stand at some other location...but you can only buy current player throw back jerseys from the trunk of a hooptie in an ApplbEEs parKinG Lot nEAr YOU111

 

[Mashburned]

Good point. Applebee’s is reserved for championship fights only. You gotta work your way up the Speedway/Redbox circuit to get a shot at the Bee’s.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Atta boy, mash. I knew you'd see the light. Gotta think outside the (red) box if you wanna get to the top.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Also mash, you really are comparing apples to oranges. Because the speedway/redbox circuit is usually more MMA style. Probably see a roundhouse kick or two and occasionally some dude will go all out jujitsu on a brother...because the redbox is located on the curb of the same strip mall where his sensei's dojo is located. Might even see a slush puppy or a mocha latte frappachino with whipped cream thrown at somebody to start things off.

Applebee's fights are almost always pure bred redneck throwback bare knuckle, shirts off, throw dirt in your eye, maybe somebody pulls a knife kind of fights.

Advantage: Applebee's parking lot

 

[Mashburned]

Wow, I actually just youtube searched "fight at applebees" for the first time, and there are a lot of fights at Applebee's. Most of them are not redneck. Too many to link. People really be fighting at Da Bees.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Applebeez wouldn’t be closing if they had a glory hole, right?

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Wow, I actually just youtube searched "fight at applebees" for the first time, and there are a lot of fights at Applebee's. Most of them are not redneck. Too many to link. People really be fighting at Da Bees.

Better than Chuck E Cheese brawls. Damn kids birthday ruined cuz fatass mom

 

[Kooky Kats]

 

[UKGrad93]

This thread needs new life.

 

[Mashburned]

 

[-Mav-]

 

[thabigbluenation]

 

[Kooky Kats]

Nope

 

[AustinTXCat]

@UKGrad93 : When are you flying out? I'm leaving tomorrow right after work on a 7:50 PM Southwest flight. Arriving into Vegas a bit late, around 8:30 PM local. Staying at the Howard Johnson next door to Tropicana.

 

[UKGrad93]

@UKGrad93 : When are you flying out? I'm leaving tomorrow right after work on a 7:50 PM Southwest flight. Arriving into Vegas a bit late, around 8:30 PM local. Staying at the Howard Johnson next door to Tropicana.

I should arrive in Vegas about 11 PM Friday. Have the whores ready for my arrival.

 

[AustinTXCat]

I should arrive in Vegas about 11 PM Friday. Have the whores ready for my arrival.

Hey! We will have a good time at the upcoming owners meeting in Las Vegas.

 

[UKGrad93]

Hey! We will have a good time at the upcoming owners meeting in Las Vegas.

Open bar.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Wish I was going. Tell the groom I said congrats!

 

[Kooky Kats]

Open bar.

Artisanal crack cocaine bar, I presume.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Artisanal crack cocaine bar, I presume.

 

[UKGrad93]

Artisanal crack cocaine bar, I presume.

Lines on whore taints.

 

[-BBH-]

Anyone want to meet up at Applebee’s this weekend for a beer? Lemme know.

 

[Mashburned]

Anyone want to meet up at Applebee’s this weekend for a beer? Lemme know.

Is this a threat?

 

[Hoops244]

I was told this is where I could get the skinny on crack cocaine bars and what not?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Lines on whore taints.

So that would be a "no" then.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I was told this is where I could get the skinny on crack cocaine bars and what not?

What's the password?

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

After much consideration and talking with my 2 yr old I have decided to enter my name in the NBA draft. After having a career year in my annual Tuesday night pick up games I feel like it's my time to go. I will definitely consider a return to my pick up games if I'm not a high pick.

 

[-Mav-]

Is this a threat?

 

[UKGrad93]

After much consideration and talking with my 2 yr old I have decided to enter my name in the NBA draft. After having a career year in my annual Tuesday night pick up games I feel like it's my time to go. I will definitely consider a return to my pick up games if I'm not a high pick.

Chase your dreams.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

After much consideration and talking with my 2 yr old I have decided to enter my name in the NBA draft. After having a career year in my annual Tuesday night pick up games I feel like it's my time to go. I will definitely consider a return to my pick up games if I'm not a high pick.

The NOB is a "poster's first" thread. Former NOB posters that have long since gone on to successful professional careers (Willy4, LEK, Schpears, et al...) all know that we cared about them individually. I believe that gave them an even greater ability to care about each other—to be fully invested as teammates.

Having said that...my recommendation is that you stick around a couple more years. Maybe even redshirt this season.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Anyone want to meet up at Applebee’s this weekend for a beer? Lemme know.

...and a fist-a-scuff

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

What's the password?

Ken sent me

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

The NOB is a "poster's first" thread. Former NOB posters that have long since gone on to successful professional careers (Willy4, Schpears, et al...) all know that we cared about them individually. I believe that gave them an even greater ability to care about each other—to be fully invested as teammates.

Having said that...my recommendation is that you stick around a couple more years. Maybe even redshirt this season.

Those are big shoes to fill. I'm still currently gathering info at this time. I'll make a low key announcement on Twitter or something when I decide. Please respect my decision.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

When @Kooky Kats moves to la grange he will have an Applebees at his backdoor.

 

[Kooky Kats]

They’d (shpeerz, Lek, willie, etc) like to give all the the glory to God, for their opportunity to move upwardly beyond stupid random postings on a college athletics message board and further having more fruitful relationships with real humans - not electronic avatar dudes with CB handles.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

They’d (shpeerz, Lek, willie, etc) like to give all the the glory to God, for their opportunity to move upwardly beyond stupid random postings on a college athletics message board and further having more fruitful relationships with real humans - not electronic avatar dudes with CB handles.

Sounds boring.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Wow, I actually just youtube searched "fight at applebees" for the first time, and there are a lot of fights at Applebee's. Most of them are not redneck. Too many to link. People really be fighting at Da Bees.

Best one

 

[-BBH-]

 

[AustinTXCat]

Drank a few beers with @UKGrad93 earlier during our owners meeting. Great time. We have thoroughly enjoyed the scenery at Tropicana Hotel. Life is good.