N.O.B.

[Kooky Kats]

Tits make a 4, a solid 7.

 

[Kooky Kats]

My kid bought a movie ticket with all his freshmen friends for a show last night... 1:45am showing. For that 3hour superhero ‘film’.

I told him to GTFOH with that bullshit.

#thirteendollarsdown #iaintdriving

 

[UKGrad93]

Tits make a 4, a solid 7.

I’m gonna give her my solid 7 later tonight.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I’m gonna give her my solid 7 later tonight.

Blow her head off.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

I’m gonna give her my solid 7 later tonight.

3.5 twice?

 

[-Mav-]

The pool — that circular aquatic millstone/albatross foisted on me by the psychotic spawn of Satan himself now known as my dead ex-grandmother-in-law — is gone. Well, soon anyway.

I just got back (yeah it’s almost 4:00 am, God’s time) from starting the pump to drain that corksoaking, mothertouching blight on my soul. I was so giddy at the prospect that I couldn’t sleep. Dude is coming out tomorrow to take it down and away. I’m as happy as an East German circa 1991 watching the Japanese bomb their wall into oblivion.

The pool is dead. May it rot in hell.

 

[Kooky Kats]

The pool — that circular aquatic millstone/albatross foisted on me by the psychotic spawn of Satan himself now known as my dead ex-grandmother-in-law — is gone. Well, soon anyway.

I just got back (yeah it’s almost 4:00 am, God’s time) from starting the pump to drain that corksoaking, mothertouching blight on my soul. I was so giddy at the prospect that I couldn’t sleep. Dude is coming out tomorrow to take it down and away. I’m as happy as an East German circa 1991 watching the Japanese bomb their wall into oblivion.

The pool is dead. May it rot in hell.

Jerk off on its carcass.

 

[-Mav-]

Jerk off on its carcass.

 

[Mashburned]

The pool — that circular aquatic millstone/albatross foisted on me by the psychotic spawn of Satan himself now known as my dead ex-grandmother-in-law — is gone. Well, soon anyway.

I just got back (yeah it’s almost 4:00 am, God’s time) from starting the pump to drain that corksoaking, mothertouching blight on my soul. I was so giddy at the prospect that I couldn’t sleep. Dude is coming out tomorrow to take it down and away. I’m as happy as an East German circa 1991 watching the Japanese bomb their wall into oblivion.

The pool is dead. May it rot in hell.

Bless you, Mav. Enjoy this moment...and ejaculate on its carcus.

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[Kooky Kats]

Tits make a 4, a solid 7.

Edit:

For a barkeep yes a Solid7...

But if I had to work all day staring at them titties, insta-dime...I’d eventually be arrested for forcible suckling of female mammaries

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

The pool — that circular aquatic millstone/albatross foisted on me by the psychotic spawn of Satan himself now known as my dead ex-grandmother-in-law — is gone. Well, soon anyway.

I just got back (yeah it’s almost 4:00 am, God’s time) from starting the pump to drain that corksoaking, mothertouching blight on my soul. I was so giddy at the prospect that I couldn’t sleep. Dude is coming out tomorrow to take it down and away. I’m as happy as an East German circa 1991 watching the Japanese bomb their wall into oblivion.

The pool is dead. May it rot in hell.

At first I read this as your ex grandmother in law passed away and I was like damn he really disliked her. Upon second reading I determined it was about the pool.

 

[Kooky Kats]

At first I read this as your ex grandmother in law passed away and I was like damn he really disliked her. Upon second reading I determined it was about the pool.

Would’ve been a bit evil if I suggested to ejaculate on granny’s corpse.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Would’ve been a bit evil if I suggested to ejaculate on granny’s corpse.

Yeah but it would have definitely been a conversation piece at the funeral.

 

[-Mav-]

At first I read this as your ex grandmother in law passed away.

She did.

...and I was like damn he really disliked her.

I did. Everybody did — including her own kids — because she was a thoroughly miserable, despicable, worthless aggregation of cells. The world is a far, far better place now that she’s gone.

Upon second reading I determined it was about the pool.

Satan begat the ex-grandmother-in-law who then begat the pool. Collectively they are known as the unholy trinity.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Drank a few beers with @UKGrad93 earlier during our owners meeting. Great time. We have thoroughly enjoyed the scenery at Tropicana Hotel. Life is good.

Arms or tentacles?

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

She did.

I did. Everybody did — including her own kids — because she was a thoroughly miserable, despicable, worthless aggregation of cells. The world is a far, far better place now that she’s gone.

Satan begat the ex-grandmother-in-law who then begat the pool. Collectively they are known as the unholy trinity.

So you don't miss her?

 

[AustinTXCat]

@UKGrad93 , @Willy4UK and I happened upon a nun on Fremont Street here in Vegas. Please ensure you expand the pic for best effect.

More eye candy on Fremont. This owner's meeting has been interesting. Life is good.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Tasty

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

More than a little disappointed in the Vegas pics. Where are the midgets? Where are the donkeys?

 

[AustinTXCat]

More than a little disappointed in the Vegas pics. Where are the midgets? Where are the donkeys?

It's not over yet. I'm still out here for another 32 hours or so.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Also, if there's not at least one trip to Crazy Horse Too I'd say don't bother posting again in this thread.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

It's not over yet. I'm still out here for another 32 hours or so.

baller

 

[thabigbluenation]

for @funKYcat75

 

[funKYcat75]

You ain’t lying.

 

[AustinTXCat]

** Breaking News **​

We interrupt this program to bring you the following special report.

@Willy4UK Announces His Bid for Presidency of the United States.

** Film at Eleven **​

 

[funKYcat75]

Can he eat meat now?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Can he eat meat now?

Since I've assumed a PR role in this candidacy, I can only state all highly sensitive positions are currently under careful review.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

As it has been from the very beginning...as it shall forever remain...he's got my vote.

Willy4POTUS

 

[Mashburned]

** Breaking News **​

We interrupt this program to bring you the following special report.

@Willy4UK Announces His Bid for Presidency of the United States.

** Film at Eleven **​

Hahaha that’s beautiful

GD FREE WILLY!!! LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD!!!

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

It's a sad state of affairs when the future leader of the free world can't even roam free on the SSRC (Soviet Socialist Republic of Catpaws).

 

[Kooky Kats]

Serious question: How many days into his administration does President Willy nuke a country that pisses him off? I’d say 3.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Serious question: How many days into his administration does President Willy nuke a country that pisses him off? I’d say 3.

I'll take the under. I say he nukes N. Korea and Iran on day 1 just to set the tone of his administration.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I’d say his day1 agenda of nailing #FLOTUS in every room of the White House will occupy most of his time. That and sampling seized DEA raided contraband substances.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Ok. Good point. Day 2 then. Still taking the under

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

***PSA***

Avoid US-60 between Middletown & Simpsonville like the plague. They are installing new power lines/poles and the one lane traffic is ridiculous.

 

[UKGrad93]

More than a little disappointed in the Vegas pics. Where are the midgets? Where are the donkeys?

Well, some of that shit stays in Vegas.

Willy4Pres

 

[UKGrad93]

Can he eat meat now?

Only the purest butthole.

 

[thabigbluenation]

any Derby bettor experts in here? what ya got?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Win Win Win...for the win