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Laughed way harder at this than I should have.
 
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My wife is from Louisville. She’s an honorary Colonel. Married in KY. My oldest son was born in Louisville. I lived in the Commonwealth for 17 years.

We will wait for oldest to graduate HS and move. Little man will be in 4th grade.

Can’t see my big guy going to a college in the north. Cost and liberal think tanks...

He’s getting a full ride somewhere good. I am angling him to Texas or A&M.


Hillsdale dude.

It's in Michigan, and also DC, but it's the exact opposite of liberal think tank. It is brutally hard to get into though. As I think I told you, I discovered they not only have a football program, but they have a couple of grads in the NFL. Who knew?

Of course, Texas Austin, and A&M are pretty solid too. Although he'll have liberal land mines to navigate there .... which is ok. Gotta learn how to navigate that crap anyway.

After my recent visit to your abode, why doesn't he just do the Dr. DisRespect route to riches. Sounds like he had the chops, at least as a toddler.
 
"The breakout star of the 2019 Draft Combine is EJ Montgomery. Averaging .75 points and .012678 rebouds for Kentucky this year, the big man has really put on a show. He is expected to barrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy make the first round, which makes his college decision a slam dunk."
 
"The breakout star of the 2019 Draft Combine is EJ Montgomery. Averaging .75 points and .012678 rebouds for Kentucky this year, the big man has really put on a show. He is expected to barrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy make the first round, which makes his college decision a slam dunk."
The lifetime scholarship thing has made this a no-lose situation for these guys. Spend a year to audition for the NBA and lock in that lifetime scholarship.

They only have so many years to play ball, so find out as soon as you can whether it will be NBA, G-league or Europe. Plenty of time to go to school when they can't play ball anymore.

I really don't understand where all the money comes from though. Plus, it seems like so many better players out there to invest in.
 
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lol, what were his averages again? 4points /3 rebounds per game or some weak sauce like that?

We are now made up almost exclusively of players with absolutely no real interest in Kentucky.

FAMILY!
 
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It's been clear to me for a while that Neither Cal nor the players have any real interest in Kentucky. It's all just part of a step along the way. Cal calls us all basketball Bennies or something like that. I take it that he just wants us to sit back and watch, be entertained. And buy UK gear.
 
Wife was in LaGrange yesterday looking at houses. I told her to pump the brakes.

Return to KY countdown has begun though. 3 year Escape From New York plan in effect.

That's about 20 mins from my house. That's probably a negative.

What in the f%@k is our team gonna be next year?
 
Very strange...we haven't seen a follow up post on the Nets and their fantabulous coach since Kooky patted himself on the back a few days ago after their first game win in the playoffs.

How about an update @Kooky Kats???:popcorn:

:scream:
The coach has a team of turds playing competitively in the playoffs against the most talented team in the east. TMFS.

There is your update.
 
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But when he does finally decide to pack up the family and move to Metro I already have 3 potential sites picked out for Chez Kooky or Kooky's Bistro or Kooky's House of Gormet Pancakes or whatever he winds up calling his new eat em up joint.

One of them is absolutely perfect but probably too expensive and probably won't still be on the market by the time he is ready. The other two are decent spots and less expensive.

Just waiting on Kooky to make the move.
 
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But when he does finally decide to pack up the family and move to Metro I already have 3 potential sites picked out for Chez Kooky or Kooky's Bistro or Kooky's House of Gormet Pancakes or whatever he winds up calling his new eat em up joint.

One of them is absolutely perfect but probably too expensive and probably won't still be on the market by the time he is ready. The other two are decent spots and less expensive.

Just waiting on Kooky to make the move.
Let’s go!
 
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But when he does finally decide to pack up the family and move to Metro I already have 3 potential sites picked out for Chez Kooky or Kooky's Bistro or Kooky's House of Gormet Pancakes or whatever he winds up calling his new eat em up joint.

One of them is absolutely perfect but probably too expensive and probably won't still be on the market by the time he is ready. The other two are decent spots and less expensive.

Just waiting on Kooky to make the move.
This will be on a menu. Porchetta is magical.
 


Its all about ingredients...

Prosciutto di Parma, Fiore di Latte Mozzarella... 3 hour old basket cheese.

Why my cooking is pretty legit.
 
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