I’m certain Vic Tayback got more than his fair share of tang in his day
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I said, ‘GOOD CHANCE’. Citing Probability.
Reading comprehension is your friend.
Poor Kaiz. Second place NOBFFL team, second-fastest (maybe 4th, as Norman and Molly look dope) NOB doggie.
It’s ok. All baseball teams suck furthest hind teat so much it all tastes like Yank’s ass. Enjoy.
Reading comprehension is your friend.
Poor Kaiz. Second place NOBFFL team, second-fastest (maybe 4th, as Norman and Molly look dope) NOB doggie.
It’s ok. All baseball teams suck furthest hind teat so much it all tastes like Yank’s ass. Enjoy.
Reading comprehension ain't no friend o' mine. Eff reading comprehension.
Reid Travis's good bye video was put out today. I wonder how many they have done already ...
I hate those things. I hate my team, tbh.
I'm a football man now.
I'm a football man now.
MY BROTHERS. I DID FOR MY BROTHERS. WE JUST LIKE BROTHERS. HARDEST DECISION ILL EVER MAKE.
K, guys, that's real cute.
(i'm not really putting Reid in this group, he was a class act 30 year old gentleman who I loved having here. Wish he could have accomplished more)
K, guys, that's real cute.
(i'm not really putting Reid in this group, he was a class act 30 year old gentleman who I loved having here. Wish he could have accomplished more)
Travis Reed had to be one of Larry Tate's bastard grandchillins.
Apologies if I've missed anyone mentioning this before while I was out getting the sexy sex and baking.
Travis must be part warlock, cuz you know Larry had to be banging Samantha. That's the only way Darrin would be able to keep his job at the ad agency.Travis Reed had to be one of Larry Tate's bastard grandchillins.
<~~<< would have destroyed Elizabeth Montgomery, when I was 5. She bewitched my gonads.
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Travis Reed had to be one of Larry Tate's bastard grandchillins.
Chuck Norris is the new spokesman for Glock. Great American.
Everyone has their price. I guess Chuck is so old that his fisticuffs won’t protect him anymore.
Sad.
Sad.
Raftards don’t shoot 5% from the stripe.
Raftards don’t lose to fn Bruce Pearl and Bruce Weber.
Raftards don’t wear turtlenecks on the bench.
Raftards don’t lose to fn Bruce Pearl and Bruce Weber.
Raftards don’t wear turtlenecks on the bench.
Chuck Norris’s bullets don’t use gunpowder. He just tells them to GTFO and they go flying out of the barrel.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cock his gun. His cock IS a gun.
This is my rifle
This is my gun
One is for killing
The others for fun
This is my gun
One is for killing
The others for fun
If high-capacity magazines are outlawed, Chuck Norris will have to be castrated — which, by definition, is a physical impossibility. Ergo, high-cap mags can never be outlawed.
Scientific diagram of Chuck’s reproductive organ
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Substitute "Honkie" for "Pig"...and add some honkie Pats and Cavs into the pic...also somehow tie in kooky's FF team of honks.
Substitute "Honkie" for "Pig"...and add some honkie Pats and Cavs into the pic...also somehow tie in kooky's FF team of honks.
Or maybe...this is the year of the ref. Think about it.
1) The Saints got screwed by the refs in the NFC ship. If that doesn't happen...Saints beat Pats in SB. No doubt about it.
2) The Cavs get a no-call from the refs on a blatant double dribble AND a foul call on a 3 point shot with 1 second to go that seals the deal...both in the semifinal game. Either call goes the other way...Cavs lose.
3) The Cavs get a favorable call down the stretch against Tx Tech on that out of bounds call in regulation...forcing OT. Otherwise they lose.
4) Funkycat is allowed to make the shadiest transaction in the history of FF during the home stretch of the reg season...thusly upsetting the balance and natural ebb and flow of the entire league...thusly allowing a honkie led, less-than-average team like Kooky to step in and win the title. If the commish (who is the "ref" of the FF league) had any ounce of integrity or even just any balls at all (yep, calling you out ATC) he would have nixed that ridiculously shady deal with a quickness...thus restoring balance in the world by injecting justice and fair play back into an otherwise respectable league and allowing the MM to win back to back titles...just as God had intended.
~~~ALSO~~~
Even a marginally adequate conspiracy theorist could make quite the case here that there has been a much wider conspiracy at work here...set in motion by the powers that be...using the refs to implement their dastardly plan. One whose sole purpose is to simply restore hope for honkies in the sports world.
Crazy? Maybe...may---be.
But maybe...just maybe...it's such a sane thought that it warps the average mind...which is too clouded by message board gibberish and 24-hour news coverage of non-stories to even begin to try to understand such a well grounded, evidence based conspiracy fact.
#The Year of the Ref
1) The Saints got screwed by the refs in the NFC ship. If that doesn't happen...Saints beat Pats in SB. No doubt about it.
2) The Cavs get a no-call from the refs on a blatant double dribble AND a foul call on a 3 point shot with 1 second to go that seals the deal...both in the semifinal game. Either call goes the other way...Cavs lose.
3) The Cavs get a favorable call down the stretch against Tx Tech on that out of bounds call in regulation...forcing OT. Otherwise they lose.
4) Funkycat is allowed to make the shadiest transaction in the history of FF during the home stretch of the reg season...thusly upsetting the balance and natural ebb and flow of the entire league...thusly allowing a honkie led, less-than-average team like Kooky to step in and win the title. If the commish (who is the "ref" of the FF league) had any ounce of integrity or even just any balls at all (yep, calling you out ATC) he would have nixed that ridiculously shady deal with a quickness...thus restoring balance in the world by injecting justice and fair play back into an otherwise respectable league and allowing the MM to win back to back titles...just as God had intended.
~~~ALSO~~~
Even a marginally adequate conspiracy theorist could make quite the case here that there has been a much wider conspiracy at work here...set in motion by the powers that be...using the refs to implement their dastardly plan. One whose sole purpose is to simply restore hope for honkies in the sports world.
Crazy? Maybe...may---be.
But maybe...just maybe...it's such a sane thought that it warps the average mind...which is too clouded by message board gibberish and 24-hour news coverage of non-stories to even begin to try to understand such a well grounded, evidence based conspiracy fact.
#The Year of the Ref
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Yep, Rooferee conspiracy theory. Refs took a big dump in our collective chimneys.
Actually, since the trade was able to be vetoed by majority vote, we are all referees.
Nah, man. There was clear and present voter suppression involved in that deal from the get-go in the form of lack of proper notification and in the form of a very short turnaround on the deadline to vote.
The commish should have intervened. That situation is precisely why we pay him so much money to oversee our once proud organization.
I IMPROVED A LOT AS A PLAYER....
BUT STILL SHOT 3% FROM THE LINE WHEN IT COUNTED.
Did you hear that Virginia honky right after the game, in the middle of the court, confetti falling, Nantz asked him how performed so well down the stretch, not missing a single free throw, etc...We practice those situations, hitting FTs when we're tired, etc.
That's plum crazy! Practive FTs???? Even when you're tired???? Pshhh.
"We'll hit em when it counts" - HOFCJVC
We don't practice blocking out, or shooting FT's. And it fn shows. Every March. DREAMS!!!
BUT STILL SHOT 3% FROM THE LINE WHEN IT COUNTED.
Did you hear that Virginia honky right after the game, in the middle of the court, confetti falling, Nantz asked him how performed so well down the stretch, not missing a single free throw, etc...We practice those situations, hitting FTs when we're tired, etc.
That's plum crazy! Practive FTs???? Even when you're tired???? Pshhh.
"We'll hit em when it counts" - HOFCJVC
We don't practice blocking out, or shooting FT's. And it fn shows. Every March. DREAMS!!!
Definitely lacks institutional oversight.
Review is scheduled later this month at our Spring owner's meeting. We'll keep you in the loop.
I, for one, appreciate the job you’re doing. Some people are just ungrateful.
DEAR BBN,
Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun.
Yes, I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So, I took what's mine by eternal right,
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there.
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart, you touched my soul,
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind, and that I knew, when
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your head.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
[2x]
Goodbye, my lover.
Goodbye, my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
LOVE,
(INSERT NAME HERE)
^if I was in charge of creating these stupid farewell speech things.
Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun.
Yes, I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So, I took what's mine by eternal right,
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there.
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart, you touched my soul,
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind, and that I knew, when
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your head.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
[2x]
Goodbye, my lover.
Goodbye, my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.
LOVE,
(INSERT NAME HERE)
^if I was in charge of creating these stupid farewell speech things.
Personally, I'm of a mind the whole damned lot of them can go play for/coach the Knicks. Cocksuckers.
If Tyler Herro goes pro I'm going to throw a living puppy through a window.
just kidding about the puppy
just kidding about the puppy
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