So your “running back” got 26 rushing yards ..... and 18 points. And I’m the cheater? I demand a recount.
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So Blue Bell women beaters get the privilege of playing the Jokers next week.
Nick Saban to Green Bay. Not sure if it would work. But the pundits will be talking it up.
I know you jest...but Saban ain't going back to the NFL any time soon...if ever. I highly doubt he ever leaves Bama.
OH I know. He would be crazy to. The sports writers have to have something to create ratings. Just like they have already thrown out there "is there a qb controversy" at Bama now.
They were talking about the Saban thing 2 weeks ago on the late night Freddie Coleman talk show on ESPN radio.
Playoffs
#1 Jokers vs #4 Cows
#2 Gullz vs #3 Meanies
Great job, gents.
#1 Jokers vs #4 Cows
#2 Gullz vs #3 Meanies
Great job, gents.
The Ulcers are gonna friggin kil...wait, what?
I hope all of you experience a 0-0 tie for the next 4 weeks.
Cheaters may prosper in politics and sometimes even in life in general...but NEVER do they prosper within the confines of the Fantastical Foosball world.
I take my loss in the play-in game to Mash as a sign that perhaps I wronged you all. Much like the Salem Witch Trials, I was proven guilty by drowning in the proverbial water. However, much like a Wall Street insider trader, I will actually suffer no harm whatsoever and will return next season with a renewed vigor and thirst for success, and none of you will stand in my way of greatness. Be forewarned that your day is coming. Vengeance shall be mine.
But for real, we need to kick some folks out of the league next year. I want to see 225-250 point battles instead of the war of attrition we had this year.
But for real, we need to kick some folks out of the league next year. I want to see 225-250 point battles instead of the war of attrition we had this year.
Thank you, Mr. Commissioner.
I worked really really hard to become better each and every day, and also to promote women's rights. Furthermore, I worked very hard to preserve the integrity of the game by not cheating and resorting to bitch ass tactics in attempt to win a fake sports league. Thank you all.
Yes, I agree. Bye Bye cheating ass Funky!
At the end of the day, is the team that finishes 4th and the team that finishes 5th (or perhaps 6th) really all that different? I'd say both were fairly lackluster. At least one of said teams tried to make it exciting.
I demand a hand recount, otherwise y'all can suck on my low-hangin' chad.
pretty sure you scored a lot more points than me, but defense wins championships my man.
Colonoscopy on Thursday... pooping tomorrow.
That just means I was/am everyone's super bowl. It's not easy being the best.
My "like" of your post should in no way be construed as being pro-colonoscopy.
I'd like to take things a step further in my recommendations for improving the Fantastical Foosball world for next season...
In addition to booting out the 4 teams that basically never set a lineup...I make the motion to also boot out the one and only team that straight up CHEATED by setting illegal lineups on multiple occasions by obtaining a top tier RB through a very shady, under the table trade with the malicious intent of doing harm to the other honorable franchises in our very prestigious Fantastical Foosball league.
Those in favor say "aye"!!!
In addition to booting out the 4 teams that basically never set a lineup...I make the motion to also boot out the one and only team that straight up CHEATED by setting illegal lineups on multiple occasions by obtaining a top tier RB through a very shady, under the table trade with the malicious intent of doing harm to the other honorable franchises in our very prestigious Fantastical Foosball league.
Those in favor say "aye"!!!
Who traded the RB to the cheater? LEK? Herod? I thought those guys were dead. Did they turn over their accounts to Russian bots?
funkY knows computer stuff. Definitely probably knows a bot or two.
funkY knows computer stuff. Definitely probably knows a bot or two.
I’ve been in a top secret class all day down here in Tennessee. Security people sure like their cargo pants, combat boots, and black shirts with pockets on the sleeve for pens.
So let me see if I have it all straight:
Funky's a witch.
Kooky getting his poop chute clean.
Kaiser wants to rearrange the fantastical league in some way that is sure to benefit himself.
Mash talking a bunch of nonsense as usual.
So let me see if I have it all straight:
Funky's a witch.
Kooky getting his poop chute clean.
Kaiser wants to rearrange the fantastical league in some way that is sure to benefit himself.
Mash talking a bunch of nonsense as usual.
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Dude! Top Secret class in TN? Yikes! Are we even allowed to communicate with you? No choppers over our houses, right?
I just left there Monday before last (November 26th). Stayed up in central KY evenings of the 25th and 26th.
I can’t say much more than I already have. There were signs up saying lethal force is authorized where we were. It’s interesting.
Dude! Top Secret class in TN? Yikes! Are we even allowed to communicate with you? No choppers over our houses, right?
I just left there Monday before last (November 26th). Stayed up in central KY evenings of the 25th and 26th.
Yep. Consider yourself up to speed.
Also...
The red shoe is in the maple tree. I repeat...the red shoe is in the maple tree.
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Hoping Solid7 attended seminar (topless).
Half the posters on the payside melting down on Jrow and Jdrum for telling the truth about Wandale was hilarious. Ppl are dumb and worrying to death about some 18 year old is ridiculous. I mean now that he spurned us I wouldn't care if he blows both knees out and never plays a down for Nebraska.
That being said, as a wide receiver, would you really want to play in Stoops/Gran's offense? Let's run block 90 percent of the time and get your hopes up that Terry no nickname is throwing to you only to see it sail 10 yards out of bounds cause he was actually just throwing it away so we could call another run play on 3rd and 15.
That being said, as a wide receiver, would you really want to play in Stoops/Gran's offense? Let's run block 90 percent of the time and get your hopes up that Terry no nickname is throwing to you only to see it sail 10 yards out of bounds cause he was actually just throwing it away so we could call another run play on 3rd and 15.
