N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
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I'll be happy to make one for you.
@funKYcat75 @Kooky Kats @Mashburned @-Mav-
Not a stalker...as far as you know...just wanted tell you guys you make me laugh everyday. (either here or on the Twitter machine)
Thanks.![[cheers]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/5628.gif "Cheers [cheers]")
...Tis' the Season.
Not a stalker...as far as you know...just wanted tell you guys you make me laugh everyday. (either here or on the Twitter machine)
Thanks.
...Tis' the Season.
*licks murder knife*
Can’t stalk a stalker, pal.
Can’t stalk a stalker, pal.
Here I sit on the island of misfit un-funny NOBsters. It's cold and lonely here. So cold and sooooo very lonely.
#unfunny-lives-matter
#unfunny-lives-matter
What's the N.O.B. want for.Christmas?
Dash cam.
Bottle of Basil Hayden
BJ
Time away from work.
Dash cam.
Bottle of Basil Hayden
BJ
Time away from work.
My apologies...you're a comedic genius as well...most of the times...I mean some of the times, you got your moments.
I don't really pay THAT much attention to you N.O.B.sters
Kaizer's Christmas Wish List
- Freedom for Willy
- A new Funky-free Fantastical Football league
- For my willy to be freed frequently over the holiday season...and throughout the new year...and beyond
- World peace
Nah, man. Too late. Damage is already done. You are dead to me.
Yeah well, I don't speak that pu**sified language. But I'm guessing that says "The league is me...I am the League". Or some similar type BS.
To which I shall reply using our new national language..."Vete a la mierda, tramposo!"
#translate-that
-7" of snow in Raleigh over the weekend crippled the place. Mercy. Fun with my 3 year old until it got icy/shitty. She wanted to "make an Olaf", so we did, which she subsequently tackled and demanded to "now make a Frosty!", which we did and then I went in and had several frosties.
-Saw a guy pooping in the stairwell of the parking deck reading a non descript library book yesterday. It's the only spot out of view from a camera. Have seen several turds lying about but first time seeing a dude dropping them. He was...something.
-What a weird time. Juiced about Citrus Bowl (lmao) and interest waning in basketball kates. Latter being a trend extending even into Fox/Monk team. Disconcerting.
-The funky-cheating-at-fantasy-football hate is hilarious.
-Saw a guy pooping in the stairwell of the parking deck reading a non descript library book yesterday. It's the only spot out of view from a camera. Have seen several turds lying about but first time seeing a dude dropping them. He was...something.
-What a weird time. Juiced about Citrus Bowl (lmao) and interest waning in basketball kates. Latter being a trend extending even into Fox/Monk team. Disconcerting.
-The funky-cheating-at-fantasy-football hate is hilarious.
While faux outrage is waaaay overdone and loathsome in the political arena...it is rather humorous when confined to the realm of a meaningless message board Fantastical Foosball League witch hunt.
Actually it's from the French version of Breaking Bad -- the scene where Walt verbally pimp-slaps mega-shrew/bitch Skylar...
You mean it’s not?I just realized my avatar is possibly a Calipari.
OK...
It’s been over 4 days and I have to admit to something that is embarrassing to me as a proper Wahldcayut fan and father...
With 1.1 seconds left in regulation, I left Madison Square Garden with my 14 year old and missed Keldon Johnson’s halfcourt prayer.
Apologies to all.
It’s been over 4 days and I have to admit to something that is embarrassing to me as a proper Wahldcayut fan and father...
With 1.1 seconds left in regulation, I left Madison Square Garden with my 14 year old and missed Keldon Johnson’s halfcourt prayer.
Apologies to all.
@Kooky Kats I believe I would have kept that damning info to myself.
I get it though. The probability of the Cats scoring there was pretty thin...trying to beat the crowd/traffic...you being a horrible fan/father. Yep. It all makes perfect sense.
![[winking]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/wink.r191677.gif "Winking [winking]")
I get it though. The probability of the Cats scoring there was pretty thin...trying to beat the crowd/traffic...you being a horrible fan/father. Yep. It all makes perfect sense.
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OK...
It’s been over 4 days and I have to admit to something that is embarrassing to me as a proper Wahldcayut fan and father...
With 1.1 seconds left in regulation, I left Madison Square Garden with my 14 year old and missed Keldon Johnson’s halfcourt prayer.
Apologies to all.
I hate it when that happens.
Being taken out by a consultant tonight with a couple of colleagues... top shelf everything.
I’m gonna take this dude to the cleaners.
Sorry not sorry.
I’m gonna take this dude to the cleaners.
Sorry not sorry.
Tonight my champagne taste will match his champagne budget... starting with a couple Pappy’s (neat).
Giddy up.
I almost always feel bad doing that like a lame ass and pick the "best" middling items but this one guy that I have to go with waaaay too often...no. Give me the tits of tits even if I don't like it. F*ck him.
That wouldn't be an awful tattoo to get...
Give me the tits of the tits
Give me the tits of the tits
Just make sure they're Rick James-approved titties, and not a pair of four-thumbs-downers.
