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Ashton Hagans thread on Rafters is one that should be blown up for its sheer stupidity but I can't look away. Things got more awkward (somehow) on the last page.
 
I didn't see it but guessing one of those weirdos started hitting on Cindog (for some reason). Not seeing the actual offending post actually makes the rest more humorous/sad to me.
 
Welp nearly got kicked out of Mellow Mushroom cause of trivia last night. The dude/kid moderating was being a complete prick about a question that we answered correctly, but that wasn't the "answer on his computer." (The question in question was, verbatim, "What Broadway musical was based on the Arthurian legend?" We answered "Spamalot." A team member is a huge Monty Python fan and, while we were kinda sure that Camelot was also a correct answer -- it was the answer on his computer -- he knew Spamalot won the f**king 2005 Tony Award for best musical.)

So no problem, this kind of thing comes up from time to time and we've never had a moderator not be reasonable when it can be proven that your answer is correct. Except this time. Evidently the dude has been getting a lot of shit over his general suckiness at his questions and answers so he's become stubborn.

Me: We have an issue with the last question. Spamalot is also a Broadway musical based on the Arthurian legend so...
Him: (cutting me off) Camelot is the answer we're going with.
M: But Camelot isn't the only correct answer.
H: It's the answer on my computer and that's what we're going with.
M: But the question you asked actually has two correct answers and I can prove that our answer is one of them.
H: It doesn't matter.
M: It certainly matters to us that we're not being credited for a correct answer.
H: Look, this doesn't happen often, but when it does we're going with the answer on the computer.
(at this point it was the proverbial straw that broke Mav's back and I kinda went straight up Bobby Knight/John McEnroe ape-shit)
M: Whether it happens often or not is irrelevant to whether or not you should have the goddamned common sense to give us credit for a f**king correct answer. It's not even a close call. Our answer won a f**king Tony Award for Best Musical and it's main character is f**king King Arthur. How the f**k can you not understand that? Are you a goddamned f**king idiot?
H: Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to sit down.
M: And I'm gonna have to ask you to not be a complete f**king dumbass.
H: Sir we've got other answers to grade and scores to post, I've made my ruling and that's all there is to it.
M: Your "ruling" is f**king insane.
H: Sir I'm gonna call my manager if you don't sit down
M: Good, get your f**king manager over here and I'll tell him he's got an incompetent dumbass running trivia. This is complete f**king bullshit.

Bottom line: we missed second place (should have won the damned thing anyway but we screwed up the last question) by the amount that we weren't given credit for with Spamalot. I mean we ain't playing games here. This is serious shit we're talking about -- 20 Mellow Bucks will feed the team for a week and that f**king idiot just f**ked us out of some free pie. I'm still pissed.
 
Welp nearly got kicked out of Mellow Mushroom cause of trivia last night. The dude/kid moderating was being a complete prick about a question that we answered correctly, but that wasn't the "answer on his computer." (The question in question was, verbatim, "What Broadway musical was based on the Arthurian legend?" We answered "Spamalot." A team member is a huge Monty Python fan and, while we were kinda sure that Camelot was also a correct answer -- it was the answer on his computer -- he knew Spamalot won the f**king 2005 Tony Award for best musical.)

So no problem, this kind of thing comes up from time to time and we've never had a moderator not be reasonable when it can be proven that your answer is correct. Except this time. Evidently the dude has been getting a lot of shit over his general suckiness at his questions and answers so he's become stubborn.

Me: We have an issue with the last question. Spamalot is also a Broadway musical based on the Arthurian legend so...
Him: (cutting me off) Camelot is the answer we're going with.
M: But Camelot isn't the only correct answer.
H: It's the answer on my computer and that's what we're going with.
M: But the question you asked actually has two correct answers and I can prove that our answer is one of them.
H: It doesn't matter.
M: It certainly matters to us that we're not being credited for a correct answer.
H: Look, this doesn't happen often, but when it does we're going with the answer on the computer.
(at this point it was the proverbial straw that broke Mav's back and I kinda went straight up Bobby Knight/John McEnroe ape-shit)
M: Whether it happens often or not is irrelevant to whether or not you should have the goddamned common sense to give us credit for a f**king correct answer. It's not even a close call. Our answer won a f**king Tony Award for Best Musical and it's main character is f**king King Arthur. How the f**k can you not understand that? Are you a goddamned f**king idiot?
H: Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to sit down.
M: And I'm gonna have to ask you to not be a complete f**king dumbass.
H: Sir we've got other answers to grade and scores to post, I've made my ruling and that's all there is to it.
M: Your "ruling" is f**king insane.
H: Sir I'm gonna call my manager if you don't sit down
M: Good, get your f**king manager over here and I'll tell him he's got an incompetent dumbass running trivia. This is complete f**king bullshit.

Bottom line: we missed second place (should have won the damned thing anyway but we screwed up the last question) by the amount that we weren't given credit for with Spamalot. I mean we ain't playing games here. This is serious shit we're talking about -- 20 Mellow Bucks will feed the team for a week and that f**king idiot just f**ked us out of some free pie. I'm still pissed.
[laughing]

Get 'em, mav! :uzi::eek:

I mean, after all, a man should not be denied that which he rightfully earned.

Also:

"20 Mellow Bucks will feed the team for a week..."[roll]
 
M: Whether it happens often or not is irrelevant to whether or not you should have the goddamned common sense to give us credit for a f**king correct answer. It's not even a close call. Our answer won a f**king Tony Award for Best Musical and it's main character is f**king King Arthur. How the f**k can you not understand that? Are you a goddamned f**king idiot?
H: Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to sit down.
M: And I'm gonna have to ask you to not be a complete f**king dumbass.
H: Sir we've got other answers to grade and scores to post, I've made my ruling and that's all there is to it.
M: Your "ruling" is f**king insane.
H: Sir I'm gonna call my manager if you don't sit down
M: Good, get your f**king manager over here and I'll tell him he's got an incompetent dumbass running trivia. This is complete f**king bullshit.

:joy:

-- 20 Mellow Bucks will feed the team for a week and that f**king idiot just f**ked us out of some free pie. I'm still pissed.

That is f'd up. Y'all should have waited for him in the parking lot.
 
...That is f'd up. Y'all should have waited for him in the parking lot.
Dude we thought about it haha. When we brought our third place Mellow Bucks to us, I should have told that little hipster cocksucker I was either gonna take another $20 out of his wallet...or out of his ass. But I had calmed a little by then. A little.

I'm honestly surprised I didn't get run from the place with as many F-bombs as I was dropping. Kinda embarrassed about it really, kids and old people were within earshot haha, but, F**K, it pisses me off when somebody is simultaneously being a complete cocksucking dumbass jerk. If he'd been nice about it it would have been one thing, but he was a dick from the word go -- cut me off quick -- from the moment I first questioned it.
 
Seriously though, that’s like asking, “Which Oscar-winning movie was set in WWII?” and only accepting “Patton” as a correct answer, and not “Saving Private Ryan” or “Dunkirk.”

I’m not bitter though.
 
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Just left Editors show with wifey. She’s driving home.

My ankles are effin killing me. Standing room only show. Highly musical. Gifted singer / performer. Best vocal range than any performer you know.

Pretty awesome.

Weird crowd. Some wacky punk kids, bust mostly school marms and weightlifting Germans.
 
Just left Editors show with wifey. She’s driving home.

My ankles are effin killing me. Standing room only show. Highly musical. Gifted singer / performer. Best vocal range than any performer you know.

Pretty awesome.

Weird crowd. Some wacky punk kids, bust mostly school marms and weightlifting Germans.
Glad you had a good time. Hope ankles feel better by morning.
 
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Ashton Hagans thread on Rafters is one that should be blown up for its sheer stupidity but I can't look away. Things got more awkward (somehow) on the last page.

What in the hell is going on there? What was the missing post?

I didn't see it but guessing one of those weirdos started hitting on Cindog (for some reason). Not seeing the actual offending post actually makes the rest more humorous/sad to me.

By far the biggest piece of garbage thread ever. I think bbuk must be like 77 trapped in a 14 yr olds body. Hi c just plays along and I don't know what the helll else is going on it's pure garbage btw @CatGotMyTongue well done sir
 
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