My Uncle Jim (GBHS), stood about 4’-11”... But after a platter of meatballs and braciole, his olfactory presence was Mt Rushmore-like. Impressive.
Impressive bad.
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Impressive bad.
‘‘Tis truly amazing what a little sulfur mixed with methane can do. Thank goodness for sphincters.
I don’t know about you all, but I find texting the best way to communicate with my wife.
- She can finally express a clear single thought without 15 sentences of circumlocution & nonsense.
- I can send her one amusing emoji as a joke or a riddle.
- We don’t have to hear each other’s goddamn voices laced with impunity or sarcasm.
- Typing and sending is slower than immediate screaming...kinda like a safety lock on a Magnum.
That's absolutely brilliant reasoning -- and, yes, I love texting to communicate with the wifey.
Conversing via text while in the same room is also pretty awesome.
Sounds promising. No contact info given but name is "Bert Tommy" if someone asks.
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I used to work with a nasty mofo that had no sense of smell.
No vacancy at the hotel.
Been a long 2-3 weeks at work. Took a vacation day today. Gonna do some lawn mower maintenance this morning. Drink several beers. Mow and trim. Then chill for the weekend.
Nah. But I can't say that I haven't pondered that exact course of action after leaving their service department having just paid an exorbitant amount of $$$.
Wonder what the sphincter temperature is when you squirt that hot shit out. Hawaii lava?
@Mav Your Jennifer Grey post on the plastic surgery thread not only hit it out of the park, but it also grabbed it by the pousey and Martinized the dogshit out of that thread.
Close that damn thread
Close that damn thread
Denzil Ware transferred to the fn OVC??? God we are so far from being real SEC.
We gotta fire Mitch.
We gotta fire Mitch.
Whatever. He graduated. He can certainly decide to leave. Not like we're much better than Jacksonville St anyway.
I'm worried Terry Touchdown is gonna be awful. Nobody is talking about him. A first year SEC quarterback isn't gonna be "good" anyway, but I was just hoping he could kind of step in and manage the game sort of like SJ did.
I'm worried Terry Touchdown is gonna be awful. Nobody is talking about him. A first year SEC quarterback isn't gonna be "good" anyway, but I was just hoping he could kind of step in and manage the game sort of like SJ did.
I’m just sitting here waiting to get my prostate checked. ![[thumb2]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1684387.png "Thumbs Up 2 [thumb2]")
what's up NOB. back to working a full time usually 6 night a week 10 hr a day schedule following treatments is kinda exhausting. enough about me. carry on the good fight.
have had both the colonoscopy and the prostate exam through my little situation recently. honestly take the colonoscopy every time. massive shit explosions the night before but time for procedure, i'm knocked out. the prostate exam on the other hand, it's just bend over and take it. I feel for ya Mav.
That reminds me — got a colonoscopy in two weeks. Yeah me ![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
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Had one 4 years ago. Need another soon.That reminds me — got a colonoscopy in two weeks. Yeah me
GREAT DRUGS! Crappy prep.
well your ass should be primed and ready for the procedure after today. did you at least go get some ice cream and cry away the man rape you just experienced?
@UKGrad93 : Got another trip planned up your way during July 4th week.
Sun, July 1: Lawrence, KS.
Mon, July 2: Manhattan, KS, Colby KS and Aurora, CO.
Tue-Thu, July 3-5: Aurora, CO, Fairplay, CO, Vail, CO, Denver, CO, Boulder, CO, Fort Collins, CO. We own a lot near Fairplay, CO. Long story how we acquired the place. I need to check it out.
Fri, July 6: Chimney Rock, NE, North Platte, NE, Lincoln, NE, Bellevue, NE.
Leave Sat, July 7 for Arkansas.
Sounds like an old Big-8 Conference tour, right? I'll try to visit again, but no promises.
Sun, July 1: Lawrence, KS.
Mon, July 2: Manhattan, KS, Colby KS and Aurora, CO.
Tue-Thu, July 3-5: Aurora, CO, Fairplay, CO, Vail, CO, Denver, CO, Boulder, CO, Fort Collins, CO. We own a lot near Fairplay, CO. Long story how we acquired the place. I need to check it out.
Fri, July 6: Chimney Rock, NE, North Platte, NE, Lincoln, NE, Bellevue, NE.
Leave Sat, July 7 for Arkansas.
Sounds like an old Big-8 Conference tour, right? I'll try to visit again, but no promises.
Closest point is probably NE. I’ll think about driving out there. I’m flying into St Pete on 6/24. I think I saw that you are flying out that day. I really want to make it down to TX sometime.
I'm leaving out of TPA for ATX at 7 pm on the 24th. Damn, dude! So close. Have fun. Perhaps we can meetup with brother @Willy4UK . I'll arrive in TPA around noon on the 24th.
Yesterday, I walked to and fro a site meeting about 2 miles. In my bag, I brought a couple marble slab samples with me. After a block or two, the strap was cutting into my shoulder... by the 24th block, my gate was thrown.
Hip, back, bad foot and good foot were screaming upon my return.
Today - sore. I’m an old.
Hip, back, bad foot and good foot were screaming upon my return.
Today - sore. I’m an old.
Some really good EKY porn movie names in that thread. But mav's still has me cracking up...
"Beaver, DAMN!"
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Yeah I know it's in WKY...but still...
"Beaver, DAMN!"
Yeah I know it's in WKY...but still...
Hey Shooter, we just landed! I arrived in TPA via ATL after an SDF layover!!
You lads wanna meet at the pub to watch a proper footy match between Tott’nham and those right wankers Leicester?
I’d forgotten all about that one.Some really good EKY porn movie names in that thread. But mav's still has me cracking up...
"Beaver, DAMN!"
Yeah I know it's in WKY...but still...
