Joey Gallo is my new favorite player ever. Not only does he have the balls to hit into a shift, I guarantee he swung at a speedball. Curves and bunting for hits are for pussies...
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Bloody Hell what a great idea! — I’ve been hankerin’ to pint myself legless all week.
That’s ridiculous. There’s a butcher-boy slap bunt inside the park homer just behind third base... and the idiot pulls the ball.
Yep, even I myself ain’t that stubborn — but that’s why he’s my new fave player
So today I’m dismembering all the branches I hacked off my f**king trees couple weeks ago to make it easier to dispose of them. These are NOT the salad days.
Wifey is whining cause I ain’t wearing any safety gear, but I told her that stuff makes you lazy. When a man has to rely on his wits and skill, it keens his performance edge. Therefore, I’m actually safer chainsawing in shorts and a t shirt.
Wifey is whining cause I ain’t wearing any safety gear, but I told her that stuff makes you lazy. When a man has to rely on his wits and skill, it keens his performance edge. Therefore, I’m actually safer chainsawing in shorts and a t shirt.
I’m just shittin y’all — hell, I’m geared to the teeth. Hard hat, face shield, chaps, gloves, steel toed boots, etc... Whats funny is I bought all new shit this year, so I look like one of those newb goobers who has all the name brand gear, but doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground...which is basically a pretty accurate assessment in all honesty.
All that gear and pole saw prolly costs the same as 4 Juans, a six pack and a chair. Just sayin.
True — but then I wouldn’t be able to bask in the self-satisfaction obtained from a job well-done.
Lol I can picture that.
Man I thought I almost kilt myself last year cutting this dead limb out. Physics and gravity is a mfer. BUT I WON. Tree didn’t kill me, it only made me stronger.
Glad your b-hole is alright.
Glad BBN’s butt is alright.
If you can’t fix it with some glue, zip ties, and duct tape, can it be fixed?
I’d rather get drunk with my free time.
i mean we run a gawd damn billion dollar factory on that exact premise. if it is good enough for them then it should be good enough at home.
and my butthole will never be the same. nor my psychological well being.
Me to my trees: “...I RUN SHIT HERE, YOU JUST LIVE HERE, THAT’S RIGHT YOU BETTER WALK AWAY CAUSE IMA BURN THIS MOTHERF**KER DOWN. PAUL BUNYAN AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME!”
“YOU DISLOYAL BITCHES GONNA BE SPREADIN YOUR LEAVES AT PELICAN BAY. SHOE PROGRAM, MAPLES...”
Is it Joey Gallo or is it Joey Callo with a "C".
His cousin Jerry needs clarification...
Doggone it. Well, safe travels. Have fun and bring plenty of sunscreen.
Taking wifey to Editors concert on Tuesday.
We bought these tickets in October and just today buttoned-up who will be watching kids... we ain’t gettin home till late. Stupid / Too Old. But hey, Eff you.
If they play the set they did s couple months ago, I’ll be pleased. See here.
We bought these tickets in October and just today buttoned-up who will be watching kids... we ain’t gettin home till late. Stupid / Too Old. But hey, Eff you.
If they play the set they did s couple months ago, I’ll be pleased. See here.
perhaps, but you can never take away what happened. #alsometoo
Sometimes you need a coat hanger to fix things, amirite.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, except Shaft. I hear he’s one bad mutha.
Almost sharted agin over, “Beaver, DAMN!”.
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It's not even 9 am and the demands are piling up. Worst day of the year.
Good luck.
I avoided as much this year. My wife and step-daughter have been in Shreveport, LA all weekend.
Happy Day to all you fine ass mommas lurking this thread, we know you’re out there!!!
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Dunno if she’s a mom but ILF her.
Dang she’s stacked. Must be on PEDs. The son of that momma is very proud of her today, I’m sure. As are we! One fine ass momma. Thanks for lurking!
This seems fairly appropriate given the rag tag bunch of jackals and mangy scoundrels that congregate in this here thread...
One down. Three to go.
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