See? That’s the talent that Canadian douchebag was telling you aboot.
N.O.B.
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Gracias. That thread is a taint tear on the Internet. It is antimatter, mutha fuggas
Check it out, rubes. I just got an official #IowahawkGoodTweetSealOfApproval...
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After all these years, this is still great
Hahaha. That kid should've secured the ball better.
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was that real?Man, I hopped back on the blue bell train because I got my Momma some for Mother's Day (classic buy someone a gift you want to use or eat type of deal...) and I've gone off the rails. My diet has been pretty on point for some months, but that blue bell sent me into a candy, chips, mcdonalds, pizza spiral which has been pretty awesome this week. Fighting the urge to go to Taco Bell.
What are y'all eating for lunch?
Taco Damn Thursday, bitches
Man, I hopped back on the blue bell train because I got my Momma some for Mother's Day (classic buy someone a gift you want to use or eat type of deal...) and I've gone off the rails. My diet has been pretty on point for some months, but that blue bell sent me into a candy, chips, mcdonalds, pizza spiral which has been pretty awesome this week. Fighting the urge to go to Taco Bell.
What are y'all eating for lunch?
Controversial take (possibly): Chuck Taylors on a chick = ![[sick]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/sick/sick0006.r191677.gif "Sick [sick]")
Never saw the appeal. Right up there with capris, pit stains and tying the hair into a bun.
Never saw the appeal. Right up there with capris, pit stains and tying the hair into a bun.
Saw a dude walking down the street rocking a elf hat. Bells and all.
How bout you mind your own damn business? I’m on vacation.
I didn't engage him lol.
Cranky elf. I would think if you were on vacation you'd be happier. Although you were vacationing in Calhoun KY. I'd be pissed too.
Check it out, rubes. I just got an official #IowahawkGoodTweetSealOfApproval...
I didn't know Pete Rose was in the Animals (front row on left). Learn something new every day.
Nuts, berries, grapes, pineapple. Oh, and pasta.
Next week, I'm considering a "What's for lunch?" thread. Could become very interesting.
Four fried chickens...and a Coke.
Chet Lemon was in the Beatles, prior to his baseball career.
You're going to Chic Fil A like a red blooded american who is appreciative of Jesus and polynesian sauce.
Was lazy this week and did grown up Lunchables. Beef summer sausage, mini rice cakes (in lieu of carbtastic crackers) some chex mix and fruit.
Dr. told me news that I already knew but have decided to ignore for the past ... uhhh. 30+ years. Gonna have to change up the old eating habits a bit over the summer ...
Dr. told me news that I already knew but have decided to ignore for the past ... uhhh. 30+ years. Gonna have to change up the old eating habits a bit over the summer ...
But I don't want to. Apparently that does not matter, I've found.
Whatever you do, funkycat, do not go full vegan. Never go full vegan.
Unless of course dating a super hot model chick is on the table along with that vegan diet. At which point all bets are off and all is forgiven.
Unless of course dating a super hot model chick is on the table along with that vegan diet. At which point all bets are off and all is forgiven.
I've been on a health kick here lately...dropped 31 lbs the past 10 weeks (28 of it pure lard, as measured by the old bodyfat scale). Nothing weird. Lean meats and fish, fruits and vegetables, moderate portions, no sodas, no candy, no chips, and...NO FUN WHATSOEVER I MEAN EFF ME I'D MURDER A BUM FOR A DEEP-FRIED DOUBLE BBQ BACON CHEESEBURGER, LARGE FRIES, LARGE DEW NO ICE (TAKES UP DEW SPACE IN THE CUP, OBVIOUSLY) AND A BIG, THICK PIECE OF GERMAN CHOCO CAKE WITH A SIDE OF EXTRY ICING.
As it is though, I'm gonna have a plain, grilled chicken breast, salad, an apple, an orange, and a bottle of water.
As it is though, I'm gonna have a plain, grilled chicken breast, salad, an apple, an orange, and a bottle of water.
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+1
Additionally, if ya go full vegan, you'll post in the N.O.B. thread just once or twice annually. But, yeah, the model, who comes with the deal, is seriously quite hot. I've met her 3x.
Hmmm
Bone super hot model
orrrrr
Post in the NOB?
Tough call!
Willy, how's the puppy? What's he eating? He pee outside like a good boy? Growing like a weed? You walk the lil bastard?
Bone super hot model
orrrrr
Post in the NOB?
Tough call!
Willy, how's the puppy? What's he eating? He pee outside like a good boy? Growing like a weed? You walk the lil bastard?
Can't/Won't give up red meat, but I could cut back. Chicken and pork are great too.
Waiting to hear back from blood work to see if my dumb ass has messed up and gotten The Sugar. I don't think so, but we'll see. That would probably be the best thing for me to get myself in gear, but it would suck.
I really don't snack much, but when it's time to eat. I. Eat. I'm a creature of habit, so if I can get a good start out of the gate after school is out, I'll probably be a-ight. Would love to drop 40 and then see where we go from there.
One thing I'm not doing is telling everyone (friends/family, not you guys) I'm trying to lose weight because people that post all that crap on Facebook drives me nuts.
Waiting to hear back from blood work to see if my dumb ass has messed up and gotten The Sugar. I don't think so, but we'll see. That would probably be the best thing for me to get myself in gear, but it would suck.
I really don't snack much, but when it's time to eat. I. Eat. I'm a creature of habit, so if I can get a good start out of the gate after school is out, I'll probably be a-ight. Would love to drop 40 and then see where we go from there.
One thing I'm not doing is telling everyone (friends/family, not you guys) I'm trying to lose weight because people that post all that crap on Facebook drives me nuts.
Welp... injun joint was jammed, opted for Mighty Quinn’s BBQ brisket sammy. Luxurious.
You're going to Chic Fil A like a red blooded american who is appreciative of Jesus and polynesian sauce.
OD on CFA. Plus I’m in a city of limitless options, not two traffic light town and 3 drive thrus.
Pretty much describes me to a "T."
Once I get past the 2-3 week hump, I can usually ride the good-diet momentum for a long time. After 10 weeks, I've got some good mo built up. Gonna get down to 190 and re-assess. Speaking of blood work, in just 9 weeks I lowered my fasting blood sugar from 98 to 85, cut my triglycerides literally in half, raised my HDL by 50% and lowered my LDL by 20 points. We truly are what we eat.
Acceptable. Sounds delicious.
Just start small Funky. Find acceptable stuff you like and load up at the grocery store. If I have food on hand, and a decent variety of "good" stuff the fast food temptation isn't there, and I can stay in a pretty good eating routine.
Good job Mav.
Ok, idiots. thirsty ?
List, your favorite beverage for the following categories:
Bottled water :
Iced Tea:
Coffee derivative:
Soda Pop:
Sparkling Beverage:
Shake:
The correct answers are...
Bottled water : POLAND SPRING
Iced Tea: SAN BENEDETTO PEACH THÈ
Coffee derivative: DIET MANHATTAN SPECIAL
Soda Pop: STEWARTS KEY LIME
Sparkling Beverage: SAN PELLEGRINO
Shake: CHICK FILA PEACH / COFFEE FRIBBLE
List, your favorite beverage for the following categories:
Bottled water :
Iced Tea:
Coffee derivative:
Soda Pop:
Sparkling Beverage:
Shake:
The correct answers are...
Bottled water : POLAND SPRING
Iced Tea: SAN BENEDETTO PEACH THÈ
Coffee derivative: DIET MANHATTAN SPECIAL
Soda Pop: STEWARTS KEY LIME
Sparkling Beverage: SAN PELLEGRINO
Shake: CHICK FILA PEACH / COFFEE FRIBBLE
Bottled water : Fiji 'cause it has a cool bottle and it tastes like normal water
Iced Tea: The one I make.
Coffee derivative: Whatever is on sale
Soda Pop: none
Sparkling Beverage: none
Shake: Oreo Shake from Baskin Robbins
Iced Tea: The one I make.
Coffee derivative: Whatever is on sale
Soda Pop: none
Sparkling Beverage: none
Shake: Oreo Shake from Baskin Robbins
