N.O.B.

[-Mav-]

...delivering a paper to every single house in the neighborhood while riding his bike like the paper boy of yore...

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Seeing that kid reminded me of this kid...

 

[UKGrad93]

 

[Kooky Kats]

Damnit, mash! That's one opportunity missed already. Don't let the cougar and her cub get away! Hurry! Go next door and ask if you can borrow some sugar. Tell em you're baking a cake to go with your flavor of the week Blue Bell. Blue Bell is a great ice breaker.

I think BluE Bell has a specialty flavor for such occasions:

4 Mountain Vanilla Dirt

 

[TriangleUKCat]

That, my wildcat friend, is your friendly neighborhood modern day paper boy. That's why he has the hazard lights on.

The reason he is driving so fast is because instead of delivering a paper to every single house in the neighborhood while riding his bike like the paper boy of yore...the modern day route is roughly one paper for every 25 houses or so. Probably more like every 50 houses.

Holy shit, I bet you're right. He drives like the dude in the video game Paperboy too...just wants to get to the damn obstacle course while avoiding the dude pulling up his pants on the sidewalk, the guy jackhammering (actually jacking off I mean let's get real here) and that grim reaper bitch. Screw her.

 

[Mashburned]

I think BluE Bell has a specialty flavor for such occasions:

4 Mountain Vanilla Dirt

No, they don’t have that flavor.

 

[Mashburned]

Lol Huell bitch

 

[funKYcat75]

He’s skinny now.

 

[-Mav-]

He’s skinny now.

You serious, Clark?

 

[-Mav-]

I’ve always leaned towards Connery and Moore as the greatest Bonds ever, but damn if Daniel Craig wasn’t a total bad-ass JB-007.

 

[funKYcat75]

Relatively.

 

[-Mav-]

Relatively.

That’s damned impressive. Good for him.

 

[Mashburned]

Heard he gained 300lbs just to play Huell. One of the greatest method actors of our generation.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Heard he gained 300lbs just to play Huell. One of the greatest method actors of our generation.

Used BlueBell cookie Dough to pack it on.

 

[funKYcat75]

If you’ve never heard his standup, it’s something to behold. Cracks me tf up.

 

[Mashburned]

Lmaooo I didn’t even know that was Huell.

 

[UKGrad93]

I’ve always leaned towards Connery and Moore as the greatest Bonds ever, but damn if Daniel Craig wasn’t a total bad-ass JB-007.

Craig is definitely top tier Bond. Plus, the episodes that he is in have better writing.

I watched one with Piece Brosnan last night. It was bad. Poor dialogue and really bad special effects. It had some first generation cg.

 

[Captain Forehead]

I'm frequently up around 5:30am with our baby. I've noticed that there is a person that drives through our neighborhood in a Mini Cooper with hazard lights on around that time each weekday. He/she drives really fast and blows right through stop signs while essentially doing this over a speed bump down the street:

I don't know if he/she thinks having the hazard lights on gives immunity from traffic laws but it's really weird/hilarious to me. No one has died yet so that's good but man, I'm really intrigued by this.

Volunteer firefighter making a run while trying not to wake the neighborhood?

 

[-Mav-]

Dang it.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Say, that reminds me...the Yanks are the 2nd best MLB team in NY city. So they've got that going for them. Which is nice.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Padres 5.0 back. Not bad.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Padres 5.0 back. Not bad.

Not great. But it's certainly better than being 5.5 back like the Yanks.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Volunteer firefighter making a run while trying not to wake the neighborhood?

Reminds me...

Q: What happens when you send 5 volunteer firemen out to save people from a housefire?

A: 5 more people trapped in a housefire


This weather can choke on a big d

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

 

[Kooky Kats]

Not great. But it's certainly better than being 5.5 back like the Yanks.

Hence, the ‘not bad’.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Something about this explanation from the Funkos thread really got me:

↑
what are they? lol

The gayest little figures you could possibly imagine.

 

[Mashburned]

When i first read that title I thought "huh some idiot things fungos are called funkos". Nope. Wayyyyyyy gayer than fungo bats. Astonishingly gay.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Man, those people are serious in there about that dumb shit.

Haha at Funky's comment. Not surprised who the OP is of that thing.

 

[-Mav-]

Where is said thread?

 

[TriangleUKCat]

https://kentucky.forums.rivals.com/threads/funkos.265319/

 

[-Mav-]

https://kentucky.forums.rivals.com/threads/funkos.265319/

Thank you, Wildcat friend.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

You're welcome, drug-addled Josh Harrelson.

 

[-Mav-]

You're welcome, drug-addled Josh Harrelson.

Man he (avatar) was my favorite character to date on LivePD. Poor dude just wanted to smoke some dope and get naked with his old lady in a hotel room and a couple killjoys had to ruin it for him.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Man he (avatar) was my favorite character to date on LivePD. Poor dude just wanted to smoke some dope and get naked with his old lady in a hotel room and a couple killjoys had to ruin it for him.

Honestly... not bullshitting, How is this NOT a protected fundamental right in the Pursuit of Happiness?

Stupid effers weren’t buggin nobody.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Hami-cide or Hami-kiri?

I think the latter. Enjoy Lithuania wid der beautiful baskeetbahl.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Enjoy moma basement with your funkos fat boy.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

funkos fat boy.

I’ve got dibs on new band name

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Calling it now: Thunder over Louisville cancelled over heavy accumulation/ drifting of snow.

 

[UKGrad93]

Haha with Hami. For the last 3-4 years, seems like we have someone transfer that should stay and get better, someone declare for the draft that shouldn’t, and someone blow up that was assumed at the start of the season to be coming back.

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