N.O.B.

[Kaizer Sosay]

The

I can take the ribbing for the Yanks. @KS isn’t that bad.

Wait...did kooky just call me a...damnit! Mods, please delete that smiley face and replace it with an "eff you" middle finger. TIA

Damnit!

 

[Kooky Kats]

I know there are some Reds fans on here... Paul ONeil is an exceptional color analyst.

Dude is hysterical.

 

[-Mav-]

Once again, IN before midnight. Oh, and uhh, as always, suck it eastern time zone.

 

[-Mav-]

Paul ONeil is an exceptional color analyst.

He also hit some big home runs for sick kids in hospitals.

 

[Kooky Kats]

He also hit some big home runs for sick kids in hospitals.

He and David Cone are funny as shit.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Go Pelicans! Up 3-0 on the Blazzers.

The Brow, Rondo's rebirth, Darius Miller, and Liggins all contributing. And all with Boogie sidelined with injury.

 

[funKYcat75]

Someone at my job calls electronic versions of documents "hard copies".

That is all.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

I thought a "hard" copy was when you are able to get it up shortly after the first session and have sex again right away. Amirite?

 

[Kooky Kats]

I thought a "hard" copy was when you are able to get it up shortly after the first session and have sex again right away. Amirite?

Pffft.
<~~~~~ Married 24 years

Was just learning to fax back then.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Pffft.
<~~~~~ Married 24 years

Was just learning to fax back then.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

For the 10th straight year UK has a top 2 recruiting class. We landed 4 of the top 36 overall recruits including the overall #1 EJ Montgomery.

But we're gonna be YOUNG. Probably the YOUNGEST team in the country. And Johnson, who will be one of the new YOUNG Cats, will be coming off of an ankle injury that kept him off of the Nike Summit and Jordan Classic rosters. So it's gonna be a process. And did I mention that we will have a YOUNG team?

 

[funKYcat75]

Ashton Hagans will be 19 in July. If he doesn't reclassify, he would be 20 his freshman year. Do we really even want someone that old on the team?

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Gonna have to mow the yard today. Not thrilled about it.

 

[Mashburned]

Idgas what we have or do as long as we win some games we're supposed to win in March. That's all I ask.

If I'm Cal, I'm locking my stupid dumb team in the film room and looping 20 hrs of Rondo and Pelicans footage. The other 4 hrs they're shooting daggum Fts. Then around June I'll let them out and they can try to replicate what they saw. The basics are BALL MOVEMENT and SPACING. Not rocket science. Pass the gd ball and give your teammates some space to make cuts and baskets.

Happy Spring you guys.

 

[UKGrad93]

For the 10th straight year UK has a top 2 recruiting class. We landed 4 of the top 36 overall recruits including the overall #1 EJ Montgomery.

But we're gonna be YOUNG. Probably the YOUNGEST team in the country. And Johnson, who will be one of the new YOUNG Cats, will be coming off of an ankle injury that kept him off of the Nike Summit and Jordan Classic rosters. So it's gonna be a process. And did I mention that we will have a YOUNG team?

EJ #1?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Oregon State University's Professional and Continuing Education (PACE) website got hacked.

https://pace.oregonstate.edu/

 

[Kooky Kats]

EJ #1?

Florerreal is BACK?!? Dude must be 72 yo on the Cal-Index

 

[UKGrad93]

Florerreal is BACK?!? Dude must be 72 yo on the Cal-Index

Gonna be a walk-on too.

 

[Kooky Kats]

So long, Vando!

 

[funKYcat75]

Because you know I'm all about that draft
'bout that draft no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no 5'2"
But I can dunk it, dunk it, like I'm supposed to do
Cause I got that fast twitch that all the teams chase
And all the right shots in all the right places
I see the NBA, working that overseas
We know them fools ain't sh*t, come on now, trick please
If you got vert jump, just raise it up
Cause every inch of me is perfect from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your grades
She says, scouts like a little more freshmen to play these days
You know I won't be no student, athlete Funko doll
So, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that draft
'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft

Hey, I ain't comin' back
Go ahead and tell them kentucky fans that
No, I'm not playing I know you think I'm phat
But I'm here to tell you
this is all just a ruse to end generational poverty even though it doesn't fit the rhyming or rhythm scheme of this song.

Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your grades
She says, scouts like a little more freshmen to play these days
You know I won't be no student, athlete Funko doll
So, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along


Because you know I'm all about that draft
'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft, no agent
I'm all 'bout that draft, 'bout that draft

 

[-Mav-]

I'm sure there's somebody dumb enough to, but seriously, WTF would draft Vanderbilt and pay him any significant amount of money?

 

[Kooky Kats]

I'm sure there's somebody dumb enough to, but seriously, WTF would draft Vanderbilt and pay him any significant amount of money?

 

[UKGrad93]

I'm not even sure that Uncle Sam would draft him with his busted wheels.

 

[Mashburned]

You know I won't be no student, athlete Funko doll
So, if that's what's you're into then go ahead and move along

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

EJ #1?

Ha. Yeah. That was supposed to be a 6 not a 1. EJ is #6 overall.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Damn Yankees

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Bravo, funKOcat75

 

[Willy4UK]

Damn Yankees

Saw them in Rupp with Bad Company

 

[Kooky Kats]

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Saw them in Rupp with Bad Company

Did they take you higher?

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Wanted to enjoy Saturday , but instead I’ll be weedeating ....like an asshole.

 

[funKYcat75]

Isn’t 4/20 the day for eating weed?

 

[-Mav-]

Isn’t 4/20 the day for eating weed?

Naw man, it’s pi (4.2014159) day bruh cause maf iz funs.

 

[UKGrad93]

Naw man, it’s pi (4.2014159) day bruh cause maf iz funs.

Yuck yuck yuck

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Everybody in NOB at a bachelor party too?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Everybody in NOB at a bachelor party too?

Long lunch.

 

[-Mav-]

Worked in the yard from sun up til sun down yestiddy, showered, ate some charred cow muscle, perused a little IP, chugged a couple large gulps of Rum Chata, then slept like a baby.

I gotta say it was a good day.

 

[Willy4UK]

Did they take you higher?

Sure did hahaha

 

[Mashburned]

Worked in the yard from sun up til sun down yestiddy, showered, ate some charred cow muscle, perused a little IP, chugged a couple large gulps of Rum Chata, then slept like a baby.

I gotta say it was a good day.

That pool ready?

Furbaby snatched up a lil baby bunny on our walk this morning. I thought she just found a half eaten burrito or something then I heard the poor baby bunny crying. Said NO!!! and saved that bunny from the jaws of death, put it back in it’s lil den. It was moving and stuff.

 

[AustinTXCat]

That pool ready?

Furbaby snatched up a lil baby bunny on our walk this morning. I thought she just found a half eaten burrito or something then I heard the poor baby bunny crying. Said NO!!! and saved that bunny from the jaws of death, put it back in it’s lil den. It was moving and stuff.