Sitting in LF tonight hoping to catch Elly De La Cruz’s first HR.
GYERO ARCHIVE
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“It’s only 25 years later you realize you did something significant.“
I wish Pat Riley came around more but I get he’s not a Kentucky visiting type.
I wish Pat Riley came around more but I get he’s not a Kentucky visiting type.
It wasn't a sock in his off hand, it was a slice of pizza.
Damn...
That is, well, just damn...
I can see him falling asleep on his own (dominant) hand, but I never thought he'd bail on a slice.
That is, well, just damn...
I can see him falling asleep on his own (dominant) hand, but I never thought he'd bail on a slice.
Checking In with the lifelong Reds fan & psychopath. Seems pretty excited about the new kid. 🤣
🤡
Scary dude 💯
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Scary dude 💯
Can you imagine stalking John Sadak on Twitter?
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There’s definitely something special starting to build in Cincy. That’s evident at this moment. We young, but we don’t GAF.
Nice win Reds.
Crowd is hyped.
The organization are GD clowns to not bring Elly up Friday when you're 3 games out of first with the 1st place team coming to town for a 4 game series. Lose 3/4, season pretty much over anyways.
UKO is a dork
Crowd is hyped.
The organization are GD clowns to not bring Elly up Friday when you're 3 games out of first with the 1st place team coming to town for a 4 game series. Lose 3/4, season pretty much over anyways.
UKO is a dork
Also, @wildcat1973, have you talked to Coach Marrow yet?
It can’t be overstated that De La Cruz is the type of talent that will not just be good, but give his young talented teammates the confidence to over achieve too!
They don’t have the same pitching but this feels a lot like the hitting talent coming up for ATL 4 years ago that has honestly dominated the NL since.
Hate to project, BUT in the event that they are really in it around the deadline they have plenty of pieces to get a pitcher or two!
They don’t have the same pitching but this feels a lot like the hitting talent coming up for ATL 4 years ago that has honestly dominated the NL since.
Hate to project, BUT in the event that they are really in it around the deadline they have plenty of pieces to get a pitcher or two!
Elly comes in rocking like 3 huge gold chains. My god I’m in love.
He really needs to tighten up that ‘fit, though. Wear it nice and tailored like ED used to.
He really needs to tighten up that ‘fit, though. Wear it nice and tailored like ED used to.
Check the dates on the tweets.
Guess who had the walk off hit tonight, you psycho bitch?
McClain, the rookie who’s hitting .341 in his first 20 major league games.
UKO is literally a school shooter type, which he actually weirdly supports. Wild creepy stuff
Dude is a legit scary psycho. Don’t say I didn’t warn GYERO
“I’d love to buy you a beer sometime” is his apologetic line.
Be safe, don’t fall for it. 🙏
(Don’t email or text me you loon)
Dude is a legit scary psycho. Don’t say I didn’t warn GYERO
“I’d love to buy you a beer sometime” is his apologetic line.
Be safe, don’t fall for it. 🙏
(Don’t email or text me you loon)
So one thing that has been established here these past several days is that pti would rather get pounded by Elly De La Cruz than pound Taylor Swift.
Is it bad form to go all Maury Povich show "you are not the father" psycho happy in front of the wife, when that stick only shows one line?
I was "TOLD" once, that it was.
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She was as happy as I was. It was a mutual celebration.
JFC you people know there’s an ignore button, right?
I am snipped. It’s 99% effective. Wife, who’s as regular as they come (tmi but you asked) was 5 days late, achy, and nauseous.
I did tell her I would for sure be doing a DNA test if she was. She understood just based on the odds alone.
Let’s move on to Reds praising and UKO bashing.
I’ve had an erection lasting more than 6 hours, and I don’t even take Viagra. Should I call my doctor?
#elly
#elly
I'm not even a Reds fan and I'm excited about Elly. Baseball's ratings are up, game durations are down, and there's a ton of great young stars to watch. Might as well add one more to the mix, especially for a market that's been desperately needing some juice for a while.
Besides, my Guardians(lolz) are butt this year, and probably need to go ahead and trade their ace while he still has some market value left. So I'm looking for other reasons to stay engaged with the game once the NBA/CBB seasons are over.
Side note...Jacob DeGrom is CURSED, man.
Besides, my Guardians(lolz) are butt this year, and probably need to go ahead and trade their ace while he still has some market value left. So I'm looking for other reasons to stay engaged with the game once the NBA/CBB seasons are over.
Side note...Jacob DeGrom is CURSED, man.
* I watch the Reds pretty regularly on tv, and I honestly had to think about it for a second when I saw the name "John Sadak." He's the extremely underwhelming play-by-play guy who replaced Thom Brennaman. Just a totally nondescript, ordinary tv announcer.
Now imagine following him on Twitter. 🤣
What does that guy talk about? His favorite soup? The best time of year to plant gardenias?
* This Matt Rife guy is something else, man. Seems like his superstardom came out of nowhere. He's really good, but I also feel like he's hustled and busted his ass to really capture the nation by storm using social media. Just seems like that kinda guy.
Rogan talks about how every decent comic gets a Netflix special, and he frequently encourages them to just do a free gig and put it up on YouTube instead, which will get like 100x as many views. Shane Gillis took that path, iirc.
* I need this, right?
Mitchel & Ness -- Pete Rose BP Jersey
* Dave Portnoy's best work ever.....
Jay Monahan is a gigantic, world class piece of shit.
* Pretty amazing what the Saudis are doing right now. They just stepped in and F'd up the world of professional golf, held a jihadist gun to their head, and said "either sell to us or we'll put you out of business." Some dude from Qatar is about to buy Manchester United.
I wonder what they'll go after next? I've got a small but profitable health insurance and benefits consulting business I'm willing to whore myself out to a foreign terrorist oppressive government to sell to/merge with.
* Heading up to beautiful St Francisville, LA tomorrow to pick up the new addition to the family. A 40-pound blue tick hound mix. His birth name "Spur" will absolutely not stick, and if I catch any of you shaming MF'ers deadnaming him it's gonna be trouble.
Gal is desperate to have a boy named "Sue." We shall see.
* Happy Global Running Day. May not mean much to you folks, but my nerdy ilk around here have events all day long. Tonight we're joining a group run from the newest brewery in town. Free beer. Yay.
* You know who else is cursed? Stephen Strasburg. He has serious nerve damage and may never pitch again. So after signing a 7-year, $245 million contract, here's his production....
2020 = 2 starts, 0-1, 10.80 era
2021 = 5 starts, 1-2, 4.57 era
2022 = 1 start, 0-1, 13.50 era
2023 = has not pitched
Is that good?
* Jordan Burks.
** whew **
We now have EIGHT scholarship players.
* I've had several friends get their facebook accounts completely hijacked by crypto people. So on a daily basis they (or their account, if you will) posts all these hype posts about people they helped invest in crypto who made hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit. Basically it looks like your typical MLM post. Very strange.
* Elon Musk is soooo hard to listen to in an interview. The autism spectrum is a thing..
Now imagine following him on Twitter. 🤣
What does that guy talk about? His favorite soup? The best time of year to plant gardenias?
* This Matt Rife guy is something else, man. Seems like his superstardom came out of nowhere. He's really good, but I also feel like he's hustled and busted his ass to really capture the nation by storm using social media. Just seems like that kinda guy.
Rogan talks about how every decent comic gets a Netflix special, and he frequently encourages them to just do a free gig and put it up on YouTube instead, which will get like 100x as many views. Shane Gillis took that path, iirc.
* I need this, right?
Mitchel & Ness -- Pete Rose BP Jersey
* Dave Portnoy's best work ever.....
Jay Monahan is a gigantic, world class piece of shit.
* Pretty amazing what the Saudis are doing right now. They just stepped in and F'd up the world of professional golf, held a jihadist gun to their head, and said "either sell to us or we'll put you out of business." Some dude from Qatar is about to buy Manchester United.
I wonder what they'll go after next? I've got a small but profitable health insurance and benefits consulting business I'm willing to whore myself out to a foreign terrorist oppressive government to sell to/merge with.
* Heading up to beautiful St Francisville, LA tomorrow to pick up the new addition to the family. A 40-pound blue tick hound mix. His birth name "Spur" will absolutely not stick, and if I catch any of you shaming MF'ers deadnaming him it's gonna be trouble.
Gal is desperate to have a boy named "Sue." We shall see.
* Happy Global Running Day. May not mean much to you folks, but my nerdy ilk around here have events all day long. Tonight we're joining a group run from the newest brewery in town. Free beer. Yay.
* You know who else is cursed? Stephen Strasburg. He has serious nerve damage and may never pitch again. So after signing a 7-year, $245 million contract, here's his production....
2020 = 2 starts, 0-1, 10.80 era
2021 = 5 starts, 1-2, 4.57 era
2022 = 1 start, 0-1, 13.50 era
2023 = has not pitched
Is that good?
* Jordan Burks.
** whew **
We now have EIGHT scholarship players.
* I've had several friends get their facebook accounts completely hijacked by crypto people. So on a daily basis they (or their account, if you will) posts all these hype posts about people they helped invest in crypto who made hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit. Basically it looks like your typical MLM post. Very strange.
* Elon Musk is soooo hard to listen to in an interview. The autism spectrum is a thing..
As an NFL fan, feels weird having the moral high ground over professional golf fans.
Oh, you enjoy the NFL, Max? Any particular player count as your favorite?
*sends compilation of Joe Burrow highlights to KL because I believe in spreading joy*
(Except to my haters)
(Except to my haters)
Unreal. You may be one of a dozen who knew Strasburg was still alive, let alone collecting dough.
Reds. Good for the city. More vibrant more spending, more drinking, less violence. Market that!
FC Cincinnati doing well. City of Champions.
If ten years ago you had told me Cal would be struggling when it is somewhat legal to pay players I would have laughed in your face.
Cal still thinks HE is the show.
He’s wrong and delusional.
He’s wrong and delusional.
I don’t mean to cut into all the Reds excitement but my Marlins are in 2nd place just three games behind ATL. 🤷♂️
Carry on
Carry on
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