Uh, yes, your extrapolation skills are outstanding.Uh, couldn't you say the same thing about any outdoor activity with your kids?
Uh, yes, your extrapolation skills are outstanding.Uh, couldn't you say the same thing about any outdoor activity with your kids?
I don't know that there is any way to avoid it, but since schools in Cincinnati (probably everywhere) seemingly stop teaching once standardized testing is over, school groups might be a snag.Good stuff.
We wanted to go before school let out for the summer and to avoid weekend crowds. Will grab some Skyline on the way back!
DEFLATGATE REOPENED.
Touching Sickface Extreme.
All boys are a-holes at that age. A constant stream of nutpunching and songs about butts.Is it just me or do BRax's boys sound like real a-holes? No offense, bro.
Do kids really work?![]()
On the way home from school one day, my 7-year-old rolled down his window and yelled "MY NAME JEFF" at everyone he saw. His name is not, in fact, Jeff.
This is one of the most naive statements in the history of civilized man.I have no way of knowing but I can't think of one thing that would be awful about a trip to the zoo with your kid(s).
I don't know. We're taking him to therapy for it. Split personality, maybe?I don't get it- what's his angle? I don't agree with B-Rax's kids' actions but I kind of get the public shittin and the nutpunching, but this Jeff madness? WTF?
On the way home from school one day, my 7-year-old rolled down his window and yelled "MY NAME JEFF" at everyone he saw. His name is not, in fact, Jeff.
What resort you staying at? I got back a month ago and stayed at Moon Palace. It was very nice.For anyone who enjoyed the first two Mumford albums, the new one (on spotify today) sounds absolutely zero percent like those. Its not terrible, just not really even the same sound. Whatever I guess.
Stocked up on some new summer gear at Orvis. Couple linen shirts, new trunks (no board shorts, Booker), new loafers... Cancun in two weeks which could get interesting being that i burned after about 40 minutes of yard work over the weekend. Never been to Cancun and I know some arent fans of the all-inclusive resorts, but whatever I am a big fan. This one includes golf and excursions as well so it should be aight.
Heading down to Tuscaloosa this weekend for Mother's Day. Was informed that we are going to something called "Decoration Day" on Sunday. I inquired about WTF that means, and apparently a component of southern lore is to place flowers on the headstones at small cemeteries. I've been around my wifes family for about 7 years now and this had never come up before. My wife and her family used to do this annually at the cemetery on her family's land- but hadnt been in years since her grandfather became ill and never could get out there. Family's land? Apparently somewhere along the way i also never knew about her families (grandparent's and their siblings) "about a thousand acres or so" about 30 minutes north of Tuscaloosa. I dug around a bit more on the internet, and sure enough- there is an old family cemetery out there, complete with a lot of unmarked graves from civil war soldiers. Also supposedly there is a creek with healing powers that runs through the land.
My old neighbor, (probably 80 years old) called the cops monday night around midnight because he saw a "suspicious guy" hanging out in front of my house. He was apparently watching Jimmy Fallon when he saw the guy outside. So he GRABBED A RIFLE (I believe his standard issue rifle from his time in the service, circa 60 years ago) and went outside to tell this other man to move along... turns out it was a guy who was a shift worker at VW and had just got home from work and was taking his dog out for a walk. Police came out and everything.
McDonalds hashbrowns always FTW. I get a couple, cause 1 just aint gonna cut it.
I have 3 girls. My wife & I occasionally teach the Sunday school class for the 5 year old.
Every time we do, I am reminded of the fact that BOYS ARE AWFUL. POINT BLANK PERIOD.
They don't shut up, they make loud noises for no reason, they don't follow directions, and they basically have no respect for Jesus.
Girls ftw.
"Hey- there's a public restroom- let's go shit in it!
"Hey- there's Dad- let's go punch him in the nuts again!"
I've never heard a single person say a boy is more difficult (overall) than a girl...
Im going to let my boys beat you up one day, chad. You know the end of the lost world when the mom t rex lets her baby eat that guy on the boat? That kind of thing. I'm the mom t rex in this scenario
Thanks. Me smart.Uh, yes, your extrapolation skills are outstanding.
My life is basically an episode of home improvement except my youngest is a turbo beautiful sweet little girl instead of that awful ass mark kid
Iberostar Paraiso MayaWhat resort you staying at? I got back a month ago and stayed at Moon Palace. It was very nice.