GYERO ARCHIVE

[august-west]

You need to request “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart. I hear it’s a crowd pleaser, but could be difficult on an inebriated, elder piper.

Wasn’t in the cards tonight. Maybe next time. Turns out today is the anniversary of his wife’s death and he always plays Amazing Grace,in her memory, in their back yard. First time in 5 years I’ve heard him on this date. Got it saved for years to come.

 

[PTI (pti)]

How much Purple Drank did BBdK have that day? More or less than the number of menthols he flicked into Mom and Dad Bonzo’s landscaping?

Also, he wore gas station sunglasses and a bucket hat. Gotta work that in somewhere.

 

[drxman1]

Football Champ right here.

Chomp.

 

[Wodie Sloot]

The look on Tiff’s face when whoever opened the humongous “witnesses” framed photo was hilarious.

 

[drxman1]

The look on Tiff’s face when whoever opened the humongous “witnesses” framed photo was hilarious.

Hahaha look at that dumbass!!

Hahaha look at that idiot!!!

pause....everyone in room avoids eye contact with her.

That was you!!!?!!

 

[roguemocha]

How about a Scoot Challenge?

 

[UK_ENGR1]

It seems at this stage of the game, GYERO men should just recruit/hire young surrogate athletes to compete in their place?

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Regarding 73 and the free throws…

Two days before he convinced me to go to Seneca to practice. That’s right, practice for a middle aged free throw shooting contest. That week it was blistering hot with suffocating humidity. We roll up there we shoot for 45 minutes. He can’t miss. He’s feeling really good.

Fast forward 2 days later and he’s laying non stop bricks on the same goal. He starts bitching about the rims and saying they aren’t 10’ regulation rims. He furious. I want to say he kicked a ball off the court or something. Hours later at The Nation while everyone is enjoying the pool scene he’s still ranting about the damn rims at
Seneca.

 

[cawoodsct]

GYEROLD OLYMPICS...Willy, make a logo.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Rims were tight, too, if I'm not mistaken. Not regulation circumference.

Not for anyone else but him, but that's a different story.

 

[legalbeagle123]

I will not need a surrogate.

 

[wildcat1973]

Some highlights for me...

Halloween tailgate 05
SEC Tourney 06
Louisville tailgate at Mt. Marcy in 06
Keeneland party bus/Nagasaki 06
Arkansas road trip 07
Vandy tailgate 08
UNC game at Pti’s 09
Gyerolympics 11
Pti Christmas Party 11
F4/National Championship at 80s 12

 

[anthonys735]

Flym got pretty pissy about one of the events, didn't he? Sprint maybe?

 

[Wildcat Willy]

My hamstring still hasn't fully recovered.

There was nothing wrong with the home run derby, I launched 3 bombs. You guys just sucked.

I say we skip the competition, everyone just throws a bunch of money toward BTBC and we have a massive party at BonzoNation and then find Thumper and the Plaid Rabbits.

The Jumpball rally you guys had going on was impressive. Geese and BBdK would probably be in the Olympics if Jumpball was an event in the Games.

That was a fun day and night.

 

[Wildcat Willy]

Flym got pretty pissy about one of the events, didn't he? Sprint maybe?

That was the 2nd Olympics. I wasn't there but heard about it from Big A. Apparently you guys weren't counting his push ups due to bad form.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Never forget that 73 was convinced he created somewhat of a reasonable argument that PTI’s house was louder than Rupp that day when John Wall had his coming out party and the Cats beat UNC.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Vernon Maxwell and Rich Brooks are the only pure Twitter accounts.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN BROUGHT TO BY THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF INTERWEB SCRIBES IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE…

GYEROLYMPICS: AN ORAL HISTORY

“The pool party was a blast. Doc Bob brought this smokeshow from Virginia with healthy chest beefers. I didn’t give a shit about any of the contests. Shades were on and the frosties were flowing in the pool.”

“Wodie sat in the corner in his knockoff shades slurping some purple Kool Aid and Seagrem’s Gin concoction. He must’ve crushed 20 menthol heaters that day.”

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

You need to request “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart. I hear it’s a crowd pleaser, but could be difficult on an inebriated, elder piper.

This was a hell of an obscure bag pipe reference by me and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let you a-holes not give me the credit I deserve for it!





* Also, the high school I am at ends their graduation ceremonies by having a pair of pipers (high school kids) march down the middle of the aisle playing “Auld Lang Syne” on the pipes. Very cool tradition but y’all don’t know about that so I referenced So I Married an Axe Murderer instead.

 

[rudd1]

-...my friends call me Vicky.

 

[ukwizard]

Brooks is back. Leggo.

 

[ThroughBlue]

Now the only question is does Cal start Brooks or Toppin at the 3

 

[anthonys735]

Let's GO!!!

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

 

[Bonzo Cat]

That was the 2nd Olympics. I wasn't there but heard about it from Big A. Apparently you guys weren't counting his push ups due to bad form.

I'd defer to the delightfully tacky yet unrefined refs on that, but if they truly only counted proper form then all but maybe 4 entrants would have posted in that event.

Some real monkey-touching-a-football ish going on.

Let's GO!!!

Make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning.

 

[anthonys735]

Thought Peegs said Brooks was a lock for Woodson?

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

“girlfriends/livestock”

Incredible.

 

[WayneDougan]

Where did Mintz think he was going to go?

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Over/under in Dontaie Allen’s minutes per this season? 4.5.

 

[WayneDougan]

Over/under in Dontaie Allen’s minutes per this season? 4.5.

"I put him in and he missed 1 of 4. He had his chance."

 

[UKRob 73]

Football Champ right here.

Chomp.

False. Maybe in the smaller, unofficial 2nd gyero. The first AND only real gyero Olympics, I won the football. Bbdk and I tied, had to go to a sudden death. I was a freshman QB, I would have been devistated if bbdk had beat me.
What's amazing is that I had to skip the sprint because of my back, and still finished third. In just the athletic events, I crushed everyone.

I'm still Facebook friends with bobs chick from Virginia. She befriended me after we hit it off.

 

[cricket3]

I think for the first time ever I got an ESPN notification about a UK player before anyone in the UK media tweeting it.

Givony reported Jackson is staying in the draft 10 minutes ago and still nothing locally.

 

[rudd1]

-we should prolly just drop all pretense and have a street fight tournament.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

The funniest part of the 2005 Halloween Tailgate is that we ended up at GD O'Charleys post game 😅

 

[WayneDougan]

I think for the first time ever I got an ESPN notification about a UK player before anyone in the UK media tweeting it.

Givony reported Jackson is staying in the draft 10 minutes ago and still nothing locally.

I hope Jackson is great in the NBA and understand why he's leaving, but I'm a little skeptical about his career.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

So Clay Travis is leaving sports to be the next Rush Limbaugh? Is that what’s going on?

 

[catsfanbgky]

"In just the athletic events I crushed everyone." So for the sprints, was injured, but for all athletic events, was fine ? That is some GYERO bullshit if I have ever read it. LOL, never change GYERO, never change. I do not know what I would do w/o the couple hours a day read.

 

[drxman1]

False. Maybe in the smaller, unofficial 2nd gyero. The first AND only real gyero Olympics, I won the football. Bbdk and I tied, had to go to a sudden death. I was a freshman QB, I would have been devistated if bbdk had beat me.
What's amazing is that I had to skip the sprint because of my back, and still finished third. In just the athletic events, I crushed everyone.

I'm still Facebook friends with bobs chick from Virginia. She befriended me after we hit it off.

Yeah, I threw five strikes at GYerolmpics part deux. Nobody tied or sniffed that. Just me hanging out where the air is crisp.

Tom Boat Brady

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Good luck to Jackson.

I will have little to no memory of his time here.

 

[wildcat1973]

Never forget that 73 was convinced he created somewhat of a reasonable argument that PTI’s house was louder than Rupp that day when John Wall had his coming out party and the Cats beat UNC.

Crowd noise per cubic foot. Wasn’t even close really.